Hello,

I'm forwarding this for a friend who wrote this after I
forwarded a few filk.  He got inspired and wrote this in
response.

Emails can be sent to him at   zed@simplynet.net
or I'll forward any responses sent my way.


Warr




Hmmm....How 'bout...Offspring?


Ranma and Akane Ballad Part II: The Sequel
(sung to Why Don't You Get a Job)

Ranma's got about six fiancees,
And he's sick of this ****
They maul him every day
He said "These girls are gonna be the death of me,
I think it's time to just run away."

They beat on his ass
They break his bones
They pound on him every day
All he said was "You know you're really uncute"
Well Ranma...
There's gonna be hell to pay

Hell to pay
Hell to pay
Hell to paaaaaay
Akane gonna serve up Ranmakabob
Run away
Run away
Run awaaaaaay
Ranma why don't you get the hell out of Dodge

Well I guess one fiancee, it just isn't enough
I think he gets a new one each day
Well I guess one fiancee, it just isn't enough
He'd have four more, but Ranma isn't gay

Isn't gay
Isn't gay
Isn't gaaaaay
(But that pigtail girl sure is hot)
No way
No way
No waaaaaay
Ranma's still 100% guy (even though he does wears a bra)

Well I guess it ain't easy being Saotome at all
But hey man he's not the only one with that kind of pain

Akane's got a fiance
Man, the guys a chick!
You splash him with water to make him change
This stupid jerk is living in her home
No one asked her,
She didn't want a fiance

No fiance
No fiance
No fiaaaance
Especialy to a baka like that
Go away
Go away
Go awaaaaay
At least pay some ****ing rent

Those two have been here long enough
But I guess Ranma's here to stay
Those two have been here long enough
Akane's gonna kill that boy someday

Make him pay
Make him pay
Make him paaaaaay
Akane's at the head of the mob
Club away
Club away
Club awaaaaay
Reach into hamerspace and finish the job

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                            Episode 214: Chef Aid - The German Dance

                                  I will do the German dance for you.
                                     It's fun and gay and fun to do
                                     I hope you will enjoy my song
                                        Sweetly, I feel lucky.

                                    Would you like some sauerkraut
                                      German boy, German boy?
                                   Would you like some sauerkraut?
                                            Bon appetit.