I had to do it... so here's my offering.

	After such an intense orgasm, she should have been panting 
heavily; however, she lay unnaturally still, the rise and fall of a chest 
filling with air curiously absent.
	"Shampoo?" questioned Ukyo in panic as she moved to study 
her Airen more closely. "Ranma!" said Ukyo to the pigtailed boy who 
was still doing his nimble ministrations under their Amazon bride. 
"Shampoo's not breathing!"
	"What?" said Ranma, his jet black head immediately poking 
out from under Shampoo. "Are you sure?"
	"Of course I'm sure!"
	Ukyo was practically in tears. They'd just gotten married and 
now Shampoo had died from the sheer pleasure of their first time 
together. What sort of honeymoon was this?
	"I dunno Ucchan," began Ranma wryly as he wiggled free of 
his trappings to sit next to his wife. Leaning forward he cupped 
Shampoo's breasts while placing an involved kiss on the her lips.
	"Ranchan!" shouted Ukyo in horror and disgust. "What're you 
doing?!"
	Pulling back Ranma offered Ukyo a wide smile as he said, 
"Just being my Prince Charming self and giving one of my lady loves a 
kiss to revive her. Look Ucchan," Ranma gestured towards 
Shampoo's fluttering eyelids. "She wasn't dead. She was asleep."
	"Airen?" questioned Shampoo sleepily as her scarlet eyes 
blearily focused on them. "What going on?"
	Wiping back the fresh tears that had formed Ukyo formed a 
wicked smile as she looked to Ranma and said, "I think we should pay 
her back for scaring us like that. Don't you Ranchan?"
	"Oh yeah," said Ranma, returning the smile. "Falling asleep in 
the middle of our little lovefest is a punishable offense. Especially since 
we're newlyweds."
	"Airen?" repeated Shampoo in confusion.
	"This time," Ukyo drawled as she slowly lowered herself onto 
the lavender haired Amazon. "You won't have the chance to fall 
asleep."
	"Not that you'd want to," continued Ranma as he moved 
towards Shampoo's free side.
	And so the honeymoon festivities went on without any further 
interruptions of presumed deaths and impromptu bouts of sleep caused 
from exhaustion. Later the couple would thank Nabiki for the wisdom 
of her wedding gift. Who knew a large bottle of caffeine pills would be 
so useful?

A warped little hint of the upcoming honeymoon adventures of Ukyo, 
Ranma, and Shampoo in Switching Heirs.