Lurker-san,

I'll bet you had a brief idea of what kind of fics you'd
get from this chalenge.  However, this one is the best
of them all, and I'll tell you why:

Actually, I wasn't expecting *anyone* to take this up. Consider what
Thursday is, folks...I just figured I'd get there a few days ahead of
everyone else.

(Of course, given what happened with the adfic challenge from last year, I
should have *known* this would happen...)

    After such an intense orgasm, she should have been panting
heavily; however, she lay unnaturally still, the rise and fall of a
chest
filling with air curiously absent.

This line is not Miko's fault for the grammatical error
that so many people have pointed out.

"So many people" have pointed out? I've seen exactly ONE person point out
this mythical grammatical error. And the fact is, there's no grammatical
error. Read that sentence carefully.

In any event...

Joke's gone on long enough, folks. No need to keep posting these. Because
there've been some good entries, I'm going to archive the best of them on
my website...whenever I manage to get it up and running. If you simply
*must* answer the challenge, send any further replies directly to me, and
not to the ML. It's been spammed enough with this.


It's not even April yet, and we're all fools...yeesh....^_^

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******

Igniting the pilot light
I broke wind
Flames now consume my buttocks

******

The Eternal Lost Lurker
Purveyor of fine fanfickshuns. Onna stick.
White Knight of the Knightly Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasts
That which we call a sock by any other name, still smells like feet.
Wanted: Anal probe. Apply in rear.
Necessity is a mother.
Spare the rod. Boil the child.
The lie is out there.
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