This is in responce to Jason Liao's silly little fanfic about trying to get Kasumi to
curse.  Here's my take.

     A certain woman withing the Takahashi world was asked to become "Out Of
Character."  But she unable to get herself to cross the "goodness line."  I, Shinji
Ikari the 10 o'Clock Assassin, had been hired to take care of her.  I soon found her
at a local grocery market buying food for her family, and I told her to come with
me.

     Four days later...

Nabiki:   Man, I can't wait to eat!  I'm hungry enough to eat a horse!
Soun:     Kasumi-san?  Is food ready...?  (Starts screaming in horror once he
          saw the new Kasumi.)
Kasumi:   HAIL YEAH I GOT Y'ALL SOMETHIN' TO EAT!!  Check this sheet
          out!  I got ya some beef, some udon noodles, some crispy-as
          vegetables...!  I got y'all some good sheet!  The sheet yo' stomach
          can't folk with!  Hey!  Hey yo, what's up with you niggards?!

     By that time everyone was frightened to the point of "out of body
experience."

Ranma:    Yum, Kasumi-san!  I'm gonna need all the good eats I can get! [I'm
          leaving this place for China as soon as I eat.]
Akane:    [I'm coming with you.]

     Another anime character professionally assassinated by yours truly.