You didn't think I was going to let everyone else have all the fun, did
you?




After such an intense orgasm, she should have been panting heavily;
however, she lay unnaturally still, the rise and fall of a chest filling
with air curiously absent.

Yuffie Kisaragi's lover stared at her lifeless body for a long moment.
"Oops," he said. He quickly rose from the bed and fled the room.


******

Cloud Strife stood on the deck of the Highwind, shaking off the last
vestiges of sleep in the cold, sharp morning wind. As he stared out at the
endless blue-white vista, Red XIII padded up to him, somewhat out of
breath. "Something wrong?" he asked.

"Could I borrow your Restore materia for a moment?" the creature replied.
"Yuffie had a slight accident...."





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"World War II was caused by Nasty Germany."
--excerpt from a ten-year-old's history paper

******

Igniting the pilot light
I broke wind
Flames now consume my buttocks

******

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White Knight of the Knightly Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasts
That which we call a sock by any other name, still smells like feet.
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Necessity is a mother.
Spare the rod. Boil the child.
The lie is out there.
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