(To the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants.)

Ranma man, Ranma man.
Doing the things a Saotome can.
Which girl does he like?  It's not important.
Ranma man.

Is he a hero or is he a jerk?
When hit by a hammer does he get hurt?
When he's wet, is he still a man?
Nobody knows.  Ranma man.

(Brief pause.)

Tenchi man, Tenchi man.
Tenchi man meets Ranma man.
They have a fight, Tenchi wins.
Tenchi man.

(Music solo.)

Gokuu man, Gokuu man.
Power-to-destroy-the-universe man.
Usually kind to evil man.
Gokuu man.

He's got powers that give him flight.
All of his friends, they like to fight.
When they meet it's an awful sight.
Powerful man, Gokuu man.

(Brief pause.)

Insert man, Insert man.
Thrown-throughout-the-multiverse man.
Doing precisely what he wants.
Insert man.

Does he have charm, does he have strength?
Is he ready for an angst-fest?
Who came up with Insert man?
Boring man, Insert man.

(Brief pause.)

Tenchi man, Tenchi man.
Tenchi man hates Insert man.
They have a fight, Insert wins.
Get real, man.

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    Josh Green, aka Pi -- SORT@BUCKET.UALR.EDU
       http://bucket.ualr.edu/~sort/fanfic/
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(Just so you know, I don't dislike SI as much as this song might
indicate.)