The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

Write a fanfic, of any length, in any series, which begins with the
following sentence:

"After such an intense orgasm, she should have been panting heavily;
however, she lay unnaturally still, the rise and fall of a chest filling
with air curiously absent."

Why do I get a feeling my offering to this might best be titled, "Five
Card Stud"?  ^_^;;;

******

Sasami looked on, worry evident in her eyes.  "Ryo-ohki?  Are you ok?"

"miyaaa..."

Sasami brightened immediately.  "Guess that must've been a *really* good
carrot, huh?"

******

Shinji blinked.  "Damn!  Asuka's gonna kill me when she finds out I
broke Rei again."  Wasting no time, he headed for the clone storage
tanks and broke out yet another Rei.

******

Rei's smile turned feral.  Sure, Usagi was her friend, and it hurt a bit
to literally love Usagi to death, but the Sailor Senshi always came back
from the dead.  In fact, this had been Usagi's tenth death in the past
100 years.  And, while Usagi was coming back, *someone* would have to
keep Mamoru company.  Now if she could just get to him before Ami...

******

Ranma nodded in satisfaction.  Kodachi wanted it this way, he told
himself.  One fiancee down, three to go...and perhaps Shampoo would
accept the same fate.

******

Mackie let the silence eat into him.  Surely, he hadn't k...ki...
"NENE!  SPEAK TO ME!!!"

*click*

Underneath Nene as he was, he could only watch in horror as emergency
access maintenance panels slid open underneath her skin, tearing her
artificial cover in countless places.  At least he now knew why Nene was
so good with computers...