C&C and help is requested...

All characters are from Kodomo no Omacha (Child's Toy).  They are
property of Miho Obana.

Sana, Arbor of Love! (Babbit: Don't you mean _Archer_ of Love?)

by JC

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====Babbit:[People are strange...] ====>
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[Classroom]

Sana thought she had a pretty good school day!  It was spring, the
cherry blossoms were blooming and it was Valentine's day.

*If only I didn't have clean up duty today...*

When she opened up the door to the classroom, all previous thoughts
evaporated.  Hamaya and Tsuyoshi were squaring off in the center
of the room amidst overturned desks.

"Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! Ha-ya-ma!  I... kill... you!"
screamed Tsuyoshi, the Bespectacled Berzerker.

He swung his fist at Hamaya, but stopped it at the last second when
he saw Sana staring at the two of them.  His glasses reverted back,
only to reveal his tear stained eyes.

Tsuyoshi ran out of the room, tears streaming from his face.  He
slammed the door behind him.

"Wait!  Tsuyoshi!"  Sana shouted as she reached the door and slid it
open.

Sana felt a hand pulling her back.

"Let him be."

Sana turned around and gazed at Hamaya.

"Why!  What's going on!???"

Sounds of breaking china, and furniture being knocked over,
reverberated from down the administration hallway interrupted
Sana's query.

"Oh no!  I hope he didn't hurt himself!"

Sana ran zoomed down the hallway with Hayama following.

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====Babbit:[Strange sounds!  What's going on!] ====>
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Hayama and Sana ran down the darkened hallway.  The mysterious
sounds got louder as they got closer to the teacher's lounge.

As they approached the lounge they noticed steam billowing out from
beneath the door.  The two children rubbed away some of the condensed
moisture on the window to the teacher's lounge and peeked inside.

Tanaka-sensei and Michiya-sensei were�  getting intimate.  They were
twisted on the table in a most interesting manner.  A broken tea set
was splattered across the floor, the steaming tea leaking across
the linoleum.   Tanaka was busy�

Babbit:[Hey! Hey! Cut it out!  This is Shojo fanfic!]

Sana blushed a deep cherry red and closed her eyes, "Oh!"

Hayama merely coughed a bit, kept on looking, and slowly slid a camera
out of his jacket.

Sana smacked Hayama over the head with a squeezy mallet until he was
partially conscious and dragged him back to the lockers.

"Ah� Tanaka, dear�  did�  you hear anything?"

"I'm sure it was nothing.  Let's get back to the � basics again,
Michiya honey�"

"Oh, Tanaka�"

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====Babbit:[The heart is a fragile organ.]====>
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[Classroom again]

[section in which Hayama and Sana have a relatively mild argument...
in which Hayama stomps off(well...  walks off with a little less
"cool" in his step).  Sana get's picked up for a taping by Rei.]

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<=====Zenjiro's Child's Toy ====
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[The classroom set]

"Hey hey hey! Do all of you know what day it is today, Sana?"

Zenjiro stood on top of his desk, dressed in a toga with a quiver
of arrows strapped to his back and a large bow in his hands.

Sana chirped from her seat, "It's Valentine's Day!  We get to give
each other roses, chocolates and lots of kisses!"

"Thaaaaat's right Sana, my dear!  It's time to make chocolate!"

[Cooking with Zenjiro segment...  I envision this as a Julia Child/
Jim Carrey with a touch of illegal substance abuse...]


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====Babbit:[Mama's got the groove down, baby!] ====
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[Sana's house]

Maro-chan scampered about as EVA-01 and Sachiel fought for dominance
over Mama's head.

"Sana, dear.  Is something bothering you?"

"I�  I don't know.  I have lover problems."

Babbit:  I think she means love problems.

"Ah.  Your heart is torn between two men?  What a dilemma my daughter
has brought upon herself!  They must be fighting over you!  I feel
proud to have raised you right!"

Mama paused to wipe a tear out of her eye.

"You must fan the flames of passion in both of them!  They must
compete in a battle of the heart!  The most pure and devoted shall
vanquish the other!  Rei!  Bring the swords!  We must prepare a
proper field of battle."

Rei luggs out two suits of armor and a couple absolutely huge Scottish
claymores...

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====Babbit:[Rock on Sana!] ====
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[Sana's room]

"Sad sad Sana-chan!"

"Kick it, Sana!  Let's get this gig rolling daddy-o!"

"Funny fighting crazy boys!"

"Fight Win Prevail!  Fight Win Prevail!"

Babbit: Sorry. Must be the long sessions of C&C and Starcraft...

[trying to come up with a rappin' Sana scene�]

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====Babbit:[James needs much sleep...]==>>
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Babbit:"Mooooooooorrrrrrrrrtttttttttaaaaaaaaaallll
Cooooommmmmbbbbaaaatttt!  Round One!"

Hamaya stepped out of the way of Tsuyoshi's clumsy lunge and sliced
the bespectacled boy's arm off.

Babbit: "Round two!"

Hamaya once again dodged Tsuyoshi's lunge (the boy's arm was
surgically reattached...) and clunked the boy over the head, stunning
him.

Babbit: "Finish him!"

[need a neat "fight scene"...  BAN ALL SERIOUS THOUGHTS!]

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=====Babbit:[Kiss up!  Make up!] ====
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"There are two things that I know that I will never have. I lost you to
Hayama today.  I ...  need to learn how to handle that idea."

"Tsuyoshi, that's�  that's so sad.  What was the other thing you were
thinking of?"

"I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you, Sana."

"Well, I guess we'll just have to find out."

Sana closed her eyes as Tsuyoshi put his hands behind her neck and
pulled her inward.  As their faces came closer together, Sana put her
arms around him and�

*Ruuuuuuumbbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee....*

Tsuyoshi vibrated like a jackhammer on steroids.

 "Wwwhhhaaattt'sss ttthhhaaattt?"

The fifty blury images of Sana that floated in front of Tsuyoshi
responded,  "IIIIIIttttttt'sssssss mmmmmyyyyy
Bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrruuuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhaaaaaa!
Iiiiii ttttttthhhhhhiiinnnkkk  Rrrreeeiii iiisss cccaallliiinnnggg
uuusss!"

*Woosh*

Tsuyoshi blinked, as his hair, the trees, parking meters, pedestrians
and cars in the vincinity swayed in the sudden vacuum left by the
overly energetic girl.  He pushed his glasses back up and squinted
at the rapidly disappearing dot in the distance.

After a few silent moments, he finally regained enough presence
of mind to shout, "Wha...  Hey!  Sana!  Wait up!"

Instantly, Sana was directly beside him.  She grabbed Tsuyoshi's
school bag with a grip that could crush stone. She then proceeded
to drag the poor boy at a breakneck pace down the road, leaving
a large trail of dust behind.

"Come on Tsuyoshi!  We gotta go!  Go! Go! Go!  Yeah!  Go Sana! Go
Sana go!"

Sana put away the little Babbit Pom Poms as Tosuyuki attempted
to get his breath back.  He never got a chance.  Sana grabbed his
pack again and whooshed off into the town with Tosuyuki holding
on for dear life.

*Well, I guess this is the closest thing to getting kissed by her...*




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