On Tue, 23 Mar 1999 TougaKiruu@aol.com wrote:

	Like a minion from hell, she stood over him, anger written in every line of
her face and the stiffness of her body. She yelled down at him, "I hate you! I
never want to see you again, you disgusting pervert! You're just a sex-
changing freak, Ranma! Even if you weren't, you'd just be a guy, and I hate
guys!" Akane raised the hammer as her cruel words registered in his mind. With
every ounce of strength, she swung down hard. The last thing Ranma saw before
he was knocked out was the blur of a yellow mallet blocking his view of
Akane's angry eyes. 

I some how get the idea that Akane could be just like Tsubasa in terms of
sexual preferences... 'cause if I remember corrects... she used a line
similar to Tsubasa's too... ^_^  And Ranma is well quite frankly dead...
poor Ranma...  That last hit must have atleast cracked his skull open like
and egg and spreaded his goo-wee brain matter all over the Tendo household
as he went sky rocketing into the sky... Now let's think of poor Kasumi...
the one that has to clean up the mess...  But if Soun sees it first..
Kasumi doesn't have to worry about a think 'cause Soun would hose
everything away.. while wailing the families will never joined... Then we
have when Ranma lands at the Cat Cafe.. we see Colounge casting a spell
that brings Ranma back to life... unfortunately Ranma is now one of the
living dead... and Shampoo and Ranma run off to live happily ever after...

Oooooo!!! Caffine bolood levels just dropped from 3000% to 0% in under
a minute... excuse me while I pass out...

Warning... never guzzle down 12 2-liter bottle of soda right before
operating heavy machinery, a motor vehicle, or even trying to stand... it
does funny things to the brain...

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