Hi! I just wanted to inform all of you of a new site me and my friends
are running called animeweb project. Its not very much right now, only a
few reviews and some Evangelion info, but thats why I'm sending this! We
need some fanfics to put up on our site, so if you are an author that
would like to have their work on our site please reply privately or
leave a post on our message board. oh yeah, heres the link

 Animeweb.net

I'm really sorry about posting an ad like this on the ML, but we're
kinda desperate for fics right now and this was the best way any of us
could think up. Well, to at least redeem this post a little bit, heres a
fanfic I was working on awhile back. Enjoy!

presenting...for your enjoyment....
Kasumi Tendo, International House wife of Mystery!
By Ryo Hibiki

*you can see Kasumi walking by through the eyes of a camera,only for her
to turn,
looking at you directly. She smiles and waves, you wave back and she
keeps on
walking by you. your too stunned to do anything.a little heart shaped
window
shakes around her, and wobbles and suddenly turns red.  "Oh My!"*


*scene opens with Kasumi walking through a corridor and past many
checkpoints like
in that one visa commercial.The one difference, though, is that there
are many
frilly drapes and other feminine touches throughout the area. Kasumi
smiles sweetly
and walks torwards an office, a large 'N' can be seen on the door into
the
office. Kasumi hesitates for a second then opens the door. Inside the
office, 'N'
is sitting in a large leather chair, typing away on a computer sitting
on a
large marble desk in front of her. noticing Kasumi, she stops what she's
been doing
and relaxes back into the chair, facing Kasumi*

Nabiki: hello agent K. good work on your last assignment.

Kasumi: thank you Nabiki *smiles sweetly* its so nice of you to say
that.

Nabiki: *sweatdrops and whispers quickly to Kasumi* my name is 'N'
remember!?

Kasumi: oh my! I forgot Nabiki! I mean 'N' *giggles*

Nabiki: *sighs and picks up a large portfolio of the desk and hands it
to Kasumi*
here is the information on your next assignment agent K. proceed to the
'kitchen'
once your done going over it and pick up your weapons from agent A.

Kasumi: Nabiki! I don't like the idea of you calling Akane's cooking as
a 'weapon'!
Now she tries very hard when she cooks so you should at least call it
'food'.

Nabiki: arg! its 'N' Ka...I mean agent K! *grabs her head in
frustration*

Kasumi: now now Nabiki. you should really calm down. I think this job
may be a bit
too stressful for you. *Nabiki cries out then starts crying pitifully.
Kasumi just
walks up next to her and wraps her up in a hug*

Kasumi: there there Nabiki, everythings not so bad, you just have to
relax more.
maybe a vacation will help? *smiles*

*eventually agent K is able to calm Na....'N' down and she proceeds to
read the
briefing she was handed. it described how recently, disturbances in a
small area of
the bayankala range in China have been frequent and it was her mission
to
investigate, and stop these disturbances. The job seemed a little....
simplistic
compared to other missions she had to do, but she was sure there was a
reason a
housewife of her caliber was needed. Agent K proceeded to the
'kitchen'where
ak....agent A (she'll never get used to these code names) was 'cooking'.


agent A: *stir frying some orange like substance* hi Oneechan!, I mean!
agent K!
*smiles sweetly*

agent K: hi agent A! what are you making?

agent A: well, this was supposed to be chicken stir fry, but then I
spiced it up a
little. I think I might have added a little to much oil.

*agent A  pokes at the goo and has a blank look on her face. Agent K
looks at the
'oil' she was using and sees it was really industrial strength glue.
Aagent K has a
'thoughtful' look on her face.*

agent K: I'm sure it will work, I mean, taste fine A. *smiles sweetly*

agent A: *smiles back*thanks K! *scrapes the 'chicken' off of the pot
and into a
kawaii lil bento box* look what else I made now!

*akane, I mean, agent A was pointing to a pile of....something. it was a
pile of
yellowish 'food' with some splashes of color all around it.*

agent A: isn't it pretty? its the main dish for tonights international
banquet!

agent K: *sweatdrops* umm...maybe you should have agent R taste it
first?

agent A: *lights up* oh yes! I almost forgot! thanks K! *runs off to
find 'R'*

agent K: *sighs* I'm sorry Ranma, its for the good of the mission
though.

*K scoops some of the 'food' into a convenient lil rubbermaid container.
the 'food'
instantly eats away at the container like acid and plops onto the floor,
digging a large hole into the ground.*

K: oh my! *has a thoughtful expression again then proceeds too scoops
the stuff into
a specially made (really hard substance)coated container. the container
makes a
burning sound for a few seconds, but the sound abruptly stops* That
should hold it
*smiles*

*K places the containers on a table and fixes herself a sandwich,
waiting for
agents A and R to return. R has been her partner on many a mission, ever
since that
little encounter in Ryugenzawa...Agent A eventually returned, dragging R
in behind
her, kicking and screaming like a little kid*

R: no! don't make me eat your toxic cooking! K! help me!

A: are you saying my cooking is BAD!? you haven't even tried it! R no
BAKA! *A punts
R into the wall. hard*

R: s...saved... *fall unconscious*

A: *grumbles* Baka...

K: oh my! A-chan, that wasn't very nice. maybe R already ate lunch
before and wasn't
hungry?

A: *mumbles something about insensitive baka's and goes back to cooking*


K: *sighs, 'tsk'ing A a bit and shaking her head. She then scraped R off
the wall
and proceeded to the loading bay*



*cut to a dark chamber. there is a large glowing table in the center and
many old
women dressed in royal garb are lined up along side it. (If You've ever
seen Seele in
Neon Genesis Evangelion, you can get an idea what it looks like.)
suddenly, the old
woman at the top end of the table begins to speak*

Old woman(1): how are the preparations coming Cologne?

Cologne: are spies have confirmed it, the boy is coming.

*now another woman, the one a at the top right corner of the table
started to speak*

Old woman(2): are you sure he comes alone?

 Cologne: no. that infernal partner of his is with him. She poses no
real threat.

Old woman(1): you'd best be able to back your words Cologne. Your
families place on
the council depends on it.

Cologne: *grins* don't worry, Shampoo can handle her. *at Colognes side,
a young
Purple haired girl has a similar grin*

Shampoo: no worry. nice nice girl no get past Shampoo. *now another
woman, the one
just to the left of where Cologne stands speaks*

Old woman(5):  *looks a little nervous* umm...I have a question?

Old woman(1): you may speak.

Old woman(5): why are we all speaking in japanese?

*everyone sweatdrops at this and old woman(1) coughs then starts
speaking in chinese*

Old woman(1):[no matter. this meeting has ended.] *the lights over each
person
slowly go out one by one until only Cologne and Old woman(1) remain*

Old woman: do not fail us Cologne. *the light goes out above her and
Cologne and
Shampoo are alone*

Cologne: He escaped me before, never again. *the last light goes out and
all that is
left is darkness.*

end part 1


well, there it is. The formatting still need some work, I'll fix it if I
ever work on this again...well if you'd like to see some more of this
lil fanfic please e-mail me. C&C is appreciated and please visit my
site! thanks! ^_^