ANIME DEATH MATCH
Inspired by MTV's Celebrity Death Match.
WARNING: Gratuitous Language and Extreme Violence will be depicted.
Don't watch if it makes you queasy.
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[Scene: Two people sitting in a titanium tower overlooking a ring.
Thousands of fans are cheering or booing. The roar is continous,
though. We look to the two in the tower.]
?????: Welcome, once again, to the revived Anime Death Match. I'm ?????
Diamond.
A-kun: And I'm A-kun Daniels. ?????, tonight's Anime Death Match
promises to be a big one, as most of them prove to be. We should remind
readers that nothing and no one shown here belongs to us.
?????: That's right, A-kun. Now, for the match-ups. We've got a super
match of the Magic Knights of Rayearth versus the Priestesses of Mt.
Muldoon from El Hazard [Shakudo Seikigi's idea], Kei (from Dirty Pair
Flash) versus Shasti, Naga versus Kodachi, and Makoto Mizuhara vs.
Makoto Kino [idea by Megan (last name unknown)].
A-kun: And our title match, Shinji Ikari vs. DJ Croft [robertgeiger's
idea].
?????: We'll recap why these fighters are fighting, so you get an idea
of what's going on.
A-kun: Now, most people would look at the Magic Knights of Rayearth and
the Priestesses of El Hazard and ask what could possess these two teams
to fight. Well, the simple fact of the matter is that, as with most of
the problems that wind up in the match, this all started at a party.
Once sauced, the Magic Knights made the mistake of blurting out that
Miz, Afura and Shayla Shayla look like old mummies. I don't think I
need to go on.
?????: Kei had just won a match against the Original Kei and Yuri
(consequently making the Originals her slaves) [See Anime Death Match 7
for details] when Shasti tired to kill the Originals. Kei didn't want
her new slaves dead, so she accepted the duel against Shasti. If Shasti
wins, she gets to kill the Original Lovely Angels and if Kei wins,
Shasti gets placed into a 3WA Maximum Security Prison. Or gets fitted
for a coffin depending on how brutal the match gets.
A-kun: A long time ago, in early Death Match Episodes, Naga and Jinnai
were fighting for the Title of Most Annoying Laugh Ever when Kodachi
managed to poison BOTH of them. Jinnai died, but Naga managed to
survive and after months of curative, restorative and anti-poison spells
and a month of training, she's back and ready to take on Kodachi.
?????: Makoto Mizuhara vs. Makoto Kino happened right after Makoto's
recent victory over Jinnai [See Anime Death Match 8]. As Makoto and
Company were leaving the stadium having been drenched with two bathtubs
full of ice water, Makoto went to pinch Nanami's behind as a playful
gesture and accidentally pinched Makoto Kino's butt. The
misunderstanding wasn't taken lightly by Kino-san and so, she's
challenged Makoto to this match.
A-kun: As for the DJ vs. Shinji fight, we just thought it was funny as
all hell.
?????: We go LIVE to Bombadil Goh for a fight evaluation.
[Cut to Bombadil Goh is sitting in his booth with Wolfgang Krauser and
Sagat.]
Bombadil: Thanks A-kun and ?????. I'm here with Wolfgang Krauser and
Sagat from Fatal Fury and Street Fighter respectively. Unlike before,
we're not taking any chances. We've locked the door and set up an
anti-teleportation field around this room. And, just in case, we'll do
our picks all at once. Okay, gentlemen, who are your picks?
Wolfgang: Well, in the first match, I think the priestesses have a
distinct advantage by experience. The Magical Knights do have that
evolving armor, but the priestesses have been more familiar with their
powers for years.
Sagat: I have to agree with Wolfgang. The priestesses are going to have
an advantage, but the Magic Knights have been able to pull victory out
of the Jaws of Defeat numerous times. They may just win. I'm going for
the long shot. As for the second fight, I think Shasti's going to win.
I'm sorry, but Kei just doesn't have what it takes to beat her. She won
against the Originals, but Shasti has had time to study her carefully.
Wolfgang: I must disagree. Kei has had to take on more powerful
opponents numerous times, and just like the Originals, she's got the
devil's luck. I think she'll win. For the third fight, Naga. Not just
because of her... [begins drooling] ....talents.... [reverts to normal]
but also because of the fact that's she's got magic on her side.
Kodachi'll have to work three times as hard to beat Naga.
Sagat: I think Naga too. She's not always there, but then again,
neither is Kodachi. Not to mention, I've always felt that as silly as
she can be, she's a magic-using Kodachi underneath. As for the Kino vs.
Mizuhara fight, Kino's got the lock. She's been in more fights and has
battled vastly tougher enemies to boot. Plus, I overheard her say that
Mizuhara doesn't resemble her old boyfriend, so there's no romantic tie
to slow her down. She's going to use the Female Fists of Fury on
Mizuhara and he's gonna go down.
Wolfgang: I'm not going to bet against Kino-san. Partially because
Panni's her cousin twice removed, but also because of the Female Fists
of Fury. In a fight between a guy and a girl, the girl'll win with that
Fists of Fury thing, hands down.
Bombadil: And what about the DJ vs. Shinji fight?
Sagat and Wolfgang: [in unison] DJ.
Sagat: Sorry, Shinji, but DJ's got lots of experience in fighting and
survival.
Wolfgang: But, to be safe, I've placed some money on Shinji to win.
Just in case he pulls victory out of the Jaws of Defeat.
Bombadil: Okay. Back to you guys.
[Cut back to A-kun and ?????, who have just finished figuring out
what's meant by Oscar's "Frogned".]
?????: Wow. And to think that a simple tap of the wrong key has caused
so much confusion.
A-kun: Yeah, "Frogned" and "Frowned". Makes perfect sense when you
re-read the MST of them for the sixth time, then you sit on your ass for
about ten hours trying to figure out what it means.
?????: Wonder how fast the word'll spread.
A-kun: No clue.
?????: OR if you think about it, he DOES sorta do things phonetically
when he can't spell something.
A-kun: Anyway, now to Setsuna Meiou in the ring.
*RING-SIDE* [FX: *DING*-*DING*-*DING*]
[Scene: Setsuna is standing in the middle of the ring. In the red
corner, the Magic Knights of Rayearth stand ready to fight in their
customized battle gear over their school uniforms. In the blue corner,
the priestesses of Mt. Muldoon stand, also ready to fight in their
casual outfits. Both teams near the center as Setsuna begins explaining
the rules.]
Setsuna: Okay, no spitting, hissing, hair-pulling or throwing a
hissy-fit. Magic Knights, you may NOT get any help from Mokona.
Umi: [muttering under her breath] Not that I want that little perverted
marshmallow helping us.
Mokona: Pu?
Umi: [sweating in panic] Nothing Mokona.
Setsuna: You all agreed on one person from each team in the ring at a
time. [Hikaru and Shayla Shayla remain in the ring as the others begin
to leave] Every member of the opposing team has to be dead,
unconscious, or pinned before the match ends. Now, LET'S GET IT ON!
[leaps into the rafters followed by the sound of an Animate blinking.]
Hikaru: FIRE ARROW!
Shayla Shayla: Is that all you've got? [absorbs the magic blast easily,
then generates her full body flare] HA!!
[Hikaru shrieks as Shayla Shayla slams into her full force, knocking
her onto her back.]
Shayla Shayla: Not bad for an old woman, eh?
Hikaru: Um, sorry?
Shayla Shayla: After you called me an old woman when I'm not even out of
my teens? Not gonna happen. [flares with anger again]
[Hikaru pulls her sword and would've impaled Shayla Shayla if hours of
watching other shows hadn't taught her to avoid getting impaled as it
looked bad on a resume. Shayla Shayla kicked the sword out of Hikaru's
hands and flipped into a leg lock, pinning the Knight against the mat.
Setsuna lands next to them.]
Setsuna: One.... Two.... THREE! She's out!
?????'s VO: Shayla Shayla just... wow!
A-kun's VO: I guess we underestimated Shayla Shayla. She just kicked
Hikaru's ass.
[Shayla Shayla releasing Hikaru and exits the ring, tagging Miz as the
eldest priestess entered the ring. Hikaru is helped out of the ring by
Mokona and Umi enters the ring.]
Umi: [thinking as she sweatdrops] Hikaru's the best fighter I know next
to Ferio. If she lost...
[Umi doesn't get to think anymore as Miz takes the offensive. Umi is
knocked out of the arena as Miz unleashes a devastatingly powerful blast
of water. Using her water powers, she pulls Umi back into the ring.
She's too dazed to attack Miz as Miz pins her.]
Setsuna: One.... Two....
[Umi kicks out of the pin and manages to roll away. She draws her
sword as Miz forms a spear of water and hurls it at Umi. Umi blocks the
water spear and leaps high up into the air. Miz tries to spear Umi with
another water spear, but Umi stabs Miz through the chest.]
Miz: ......crap..... now I have to fall back on...... medical plan...
[Miz collapses.]
Shayla Shayla and Afura: [in unison] MIZ!
Setsuna: One.... Two.... THREE! She's out!
Umi: HA! Not bad for a fourteen year old, huh?
[Shayla Shayla glares at Umi, who sweatdrops. Shayla Shayla blasts Umi
onto her back, then performs a scissor-leg lock on Umi's throat. Umi
struggles until finally, she runs out of oxygen and faints.]
Setsuna: One.... Two.... THREE! She's out!
[Afura Mann leaps into the ring as Hikaru and Mokona carry Umi to the
Paramedics and Shayla Shayla and Fujisawa move Miz to the healers. Fuu
joins her in the ring.]
Afura: Well, it looks like our fight is going to decide who's the
winner.
Fuu: [sweating] Ummm, can't we just ignore all this? I mean, we're
sorry and we'll apologize...
Afura: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... if you just lay down so I can pin you,
this'll all be over with.
Fuu: Great! [lays down.]
Afura: [walking over and staring down at the Magic Knight] Oh, yeah.
This'll hurt. [stomps on Fuu's gut, forcing the girl to choke back her
lunch.] That's for the "old hag" comment.
Setsuna: One.... Two.... THREE! The priestesses of Mt. Muldoon are the
victors!
*THE TOWER*
A-kun: An amazing fight.
?????: Yeah, just think how much more gory it might've been if Fuu and
Afura went at it.
A-kun: Still, even though the priestesses won, I think we should respect
the Knights for trying.
?????: Yeah. It takes a lot of guts to face pissed off older women.
*RING-SIDE* [FX: *DING*-*DING*-*DING*]
[Scene: Setsuna is standing in the middle of the ring. In the red
corner, Kei stands, ready to fight in her usual white leotard and red
jacket. In the blue corner, Shasti stands in a torn dress that reveals
her shapely legs and tight stomach. Both combatants near the center as
Setsuna begins explaining the rules.]
Setsuna: Any weapon or attack is allowed, but it has to already be in
this ring. So, no summoning ships, friends in powered armor, etc.
Anyone who leaves the ring for more than a count of twenty loses
automatically. You know the rest of the rules. Now, LET'S GET IT ON!
[leaps into the rafters as Kei whips out a pistol and shoots Shasti.]
[Shasti, however, is only grazed in the right arm by the shot. She
pulls out a wicked knife and hurls it at Kei. Kei blasts the knife into
smithereens, then proceeds to lead on Shasti and fire a shot which
severs Shasti's left arm as Shasti just barely avoid catching the shot
in the chest. Shasti roars with blood lust and lunges at Kei, knocking
Kei's pistol away and tearing Kei's leotard. The more easily
embarrassed audience members blush, pass out or gain nosebleeds. The
rest of the audience interested in women hoots.]
A-kun and ?????'s VO: WHOOOOOOO!
[Shasti draws her right hand back to drive it into Kei's throat as her
left arm spurts blood onto the mat. Kei, thinking fast, grabs Shasti's
remaining arm and headbutts the psycho ex-3WA agent. Kei quickly slips
out of Shasti's reach and vanishes. Shasti jerks suddenly as her
Shiatsu sleep point is struck.]
?????'s VO: Could it be over already?
[The psychologist's worst nightmare began to pass out before she
managed to bring herself back to consciousness. However, before she
could do anything, Kei bashed her in the face and threw her out of the
ring. On Setsuna's count of tweleve, Shasti began to get back up and on
the count of seventeen, she was about to re-enter the ring when Kei
kicked her in the face, sending the psycho sex-bomb back to the
duracrete (advanced concrete made to withstand the combined stress of a
Lovely Angels cataclysm, eight boomer rampages, six days in Nerima and
an A-ko/B-ko fight)(from TharzZzCo.).]
Setsuna; TWENTY! Shasti loses! [Shasti is shot from afar by numerous
tranq darts as no one trusts that she's COMPLETELY out of it. Shasti is
then carried off to be operated on by Doctor Blackjack.]
Original Kei and Yuri: [in unison] Thanks kamis!
*THE TOWER*
A-kun: An ASTOUNDING match, ladies and gentlemen. Simply ASTOUNDING.
?????: Yes, not even the Original Lovely Angels could best Shasti and
the Flash Kei just did. We should send someone down there to ask...
nevermind, I'll do it. [????? leaves the studio and heads down where
Flash Kei and the Original Lovely Angels are celebrating.] Kei, how did
you do it? Not even the Original Lovely Angels were able to beat
Shasti!
Kei-Flash: She was supposed to be tough?
?????: .......... yeah, one could say that....
Kei-Flash: Eh, she was nothing. Maybe when she had the advantage of
more room, she could be an elusive mega-bitch, but in a ring, _I_ rule.
?????: Uh, sure. Anyway, on to the next match.
*RING-SIDE* [FX: *DING*-*DING*-*DING*]
[Scene: Setsuna is standing in the middle of the ring. In the red
corner, Kodachi stands, ready to fight in her usual leotard. In the
blue corner, Naga stands in her usual black leather and shoulder plates.
Both combatants near the center as Setsuna begins explaining the rules.]
Setsuna: Okay, I want a good clean fight. No poison gases, roses,
tools, cards, ropes, canoes, sheep or weapons and no fanboy or fangirl
assistance. AT ALL! Now, LET'S GET IT ON! [leaps into the rafters.]
Kodachi: I bet you think you're pretty powerful just because you have
that magic.
Naga: What's your point?
Kodachi: ........ I'm not sure.
[Kodachi draws a club and attacks Naga. As she approaches, Naga just
grins.]
Naga: MEGA BRAND!
*BOOM*
[Kodachi goes rocketing through the ceiling. After Setsuna counts to
forty, Kodachi crashes back through the ceiling and hits the mat.
Hard.]
Kodachi: Owchie....
*THE TOWER*
A-kun: Oooooh. Bombadil and company were right. Kodachi was just no
match for Naga's magic.
?????: [re-entering the tower] Well, how'd the last match go?
A-kun: [eyeing her suspiciously] And where were you?
?????: [trying to act innocent] Um, just talking with Kei and company.
You know, just talking.
A-kun: [eyes narrowing with suspicion] Hey, there's some lipstick on
your cheek...
?????: Dammit all! I told Kei that quickies always leave marks. Now,
where is it?
A-kun: [leaping up and pointing at her] AH-HA! I KNEW IT! YOU WERE OFF
DOING IT AGAIN!
*WHAM*
?????: [tossing an I-beam aside (which was now sporting an A-kun-shaped
dent in it).] Now on to the next match.
*RING-SIDE* [FX: *DING*-*DING*-*DING*]
[Scene: Setsuna is standing in the middle of the ring. In the red
corner, Makoto Kino stands, ready to fight in her sailor uniform. In
the blue corner, Makoto Mizuhara stands in his usual school uniform,
minus jacket. Both combatants near the center as Setsuna begins
explaining the rules.]
Setsuna: Okay, this is going to be a fair fight. No magical stuff. No
technology stuff. Now, LET'S GET IT ON! [leaps into the rafter followed
by the shout of "HADOKEN!"]
Mizuhara: Come on, I'm sorry. Can't we just forget and let live?
Kino: No. [swings at Mizuhara and starts driving Mizuhara back against
the ropes.]
[Suddenly, a collective gasp is heard from the crowd. Both Makotos
look up to see Shishio Makoto from Rurouni Kenshin parachuting into the
ring.]
Mizuhara: I hate him.
Kino: Same here.
[Before Shishio can land, both Kino and Mizuhara grab his legs and rip
him in half.]
Kino: Mizuhara, you are right. Let's go have a soda and forget this
ever happened.
Mizuhara: Whew. Sure. Let's go.
*THE TOWER*
?????: That's......weird. Almost like that Celebrity Death Match
where... no, nevermind.
[As A-kun is still out, ????? decides to just go on with the story.]
?????: Now, on to our title match. Shinji "Beserker" Ikari vs. DJ
"Jazzi Jeff and the Fresh Prince" Croft. However, since this match is
larger than life, we thought that it would be fun to see how DJ and
Shinji do in Eva to Eva combat. However, since Evas don't fit into this
arena, the fight will be broadcasted live from Death Valley. And,
since having mechs around to be the guest referees isn't exactly very
smart as our last two mech fights ended in all-out brawls. So,
TharzZzDunN introduced us to Drayko, an ultra-mage with an ego the size
of this solar system. He has a sense of [start snickering, then
chuckling, then out-right laughing before slowly calming down] restraint
and will be providing security and acting as referee.
*RING-SIDE* [FX: *DING*-*DING*-*DING*]
[Scene: Death Valley. Drayko floats in between the two Eva-01s. To
allow people to recognize who's in which Eva-01, Shinji has been
designated Eva-RED and DJ has been designated as Eva-BLUE.]
Drayko: [chanting] Iiiyamelichaklfcpah.... EAIROALFIKA!!!
[A bright flash blinds the pilots temporarily. When their vision
returns, there's a giant glowing plaid shield around Death Valley.]
Drayko: That'll keep out all interference. All right you two. This
fight is to the death. Three people and two Evas in, two people and one
Eva out.
Shinji: I still don't understand why I'm fighting....
Asuka: He had his way with me!
Touji: They Americanized my name!
Kensuke: And mine!
Rei: I was very insulted to be made into.... [she frowns and thinks for
a while] ....whatever it is that I am in that series.
Misato: His author made Gendo "misunderstood" and the way he solves
every problem is just so damn annoying!
Ritsuko: And I went through emotional hell for some stupid
misunderstandings! I mean, I was completely out of character for any
scientist! And _I_ _CAN_ _TAKE_ _A_ _JOKE_, okay? I mean, I went
through college, okay?
Shinji: I know all that, you idiots! I'm talking about "why am I
fighting DJ instead of Gryphon?"
Misato: Because Gryphon's cool.
Kensuke and Touji: UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES ROCKS!
Rei: I rather enjoyed the Street Fighter: Warrior's Legacy storyline.
Asuka: And I have to enjoy those little Omake endings to the more recent
editions of Neon Exodus Evangelion.
Ritsuko: Yeah, DJ is the one who can go suck eggs.
Shinji: Oooooooh. Okay.
[While Shinji was talking to the others, Drayko finished explaining the
rules. DJ was left in a daze. He finally blinked as he realized that
Drayko was done.]
Drayko: Now... FIGHT!!!
[Eva-BLUE drew two Eva-class pistols and began firing at Eva-RED.
Eva-RED leapt over the volley of bullets and rider-kicked Eva-BLUE.
Before Eva-BLUE could even finish falling, Eva-RED bit deep into
Eva-BLUE's throat.]
DJ: ^#$^#$&*#$&$%&@&%@*^#$*#$$&*$%^! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED IN
BED TODAY!
[Eva-BLUE manages to kick Eva-RED off and begins to draw a progressive
knife when Eva-RED's progressive knives pin the knife dispatchers in
place. Eva-RED clotheslines Eva-BLUE. Eva-BLUE begins to glow with a
dark battle aura as it gets back up. Eva-RED sticks out it's tongue at
Eva-BLUE, which howls and leaps at Eva-RED. Eva-RED leaps and catches
Eva-BLUE in mid-air and performs a beautiful aerial suplex. Eva-BLUE
howls in pain and bites Eva-RED's arm. Eva-BLUE then realizes it just
made a mistake.]
[Eva-RED begins growling and glowing with an even darker battle aura.
Eva-BLUE begins backing off, but Eva-RED grabs it's left arm. Eva-BLUE
tries to defend itself and manages to strike Eva-RED a few times, but
Eva-RED only gets angrier faster. Soon, Eva-BLUE is buried up to it's
ankles (while it's upside-down) in the center of the battle arena.]
Drayko: The winner, SHINJI IKARI!
TharzZzDunN: FINISH HIM!!!
*THE TOWER*
?????: WHOOOO! Kick ASS! GO SHINJI! WHOOO!!
A-kun: [groaning as he manages to climb up into the seat] Well, I'm
A-kun Daniels.
?????: And I'm ????? Diamond!
A-kun: Saying "Good fight," *THUD*
?????: [smirking] And "Good night".
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A-kun, Death Incarnate #235320-BA, Typer of Words (technically called
an AUTHOR). Reply at akun15@hotmail.com
?????, Mystery Girl, Commentor on the Typing of Words (technically
called an EDITOR {technically known as a pain in the ass - The Return of
TharzZzy, the Umpire Strikes Out}).
To check out older episodes, go to A-kun's webpage at
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/3968/fanfics.html
They're under Everything Else.
Fanart and ideas for Death Matches welcome.
Enter the Death Match Elimination Tournament!
If anything confuses you, send us an e-mail at akun15@hotmail.com and
we'll see if we can clear it up.
Current Tournament Fighters:
A-kun (I'll get no special treatment from my friends)
Kei (Flash)
Sagat (Street Fighter)
Ryu (Street Fighter)
Naga (Slayers)
Gourry Gabriev (Slayers)
Amelia wil Tesla Sailoon (Slayers)
Nuku Nuku (All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku)
Spectators:
Special Referees:
Guest Announcers:
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The Tournament Entrance Form
Your Name or Handle:
Your Age? A) I'm only three and a half years old. B) I'm old enough
to be an Otaku. C) I'm old enough to drive or drink. D) I'm old enough
to be an Otaku's grandfather.
Your Outstanding Combat Abilities Include... A) Watching Spiderman and
the Incredible Hulk. B) Watching Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. C) I
actually do know some martial arts. D) What are combat abilities?
Super Powers [choose four]:
Flight
Super Strength (doubling up on this can grant you Ryouga strength.
Tripling up on this can grant you unrestrained A-ko level strength)
Super Speed (doubling up on this can grant you the ability to do that
fast vanish trick. Tripling up can grant you Flash speed)
Psionics - Telekinesis
Psionics - Pyrokinesis
Psionics - Hydrokinesis
Psionics - Telepathy
Psionics - Future Sight (REALLY limited. You can only see into a
possible future and it may not even be the right one.)
Magic - Final Fantasy 2
Magic - Final Fantasy 3
Magic - Final Fantasy 7
Magic - Crono Trigger (Must specify form of magic: None, Water, Ice,
Lightning, Fire, Shadow)
Magic - Slayers
Magic - Sailor Senshi
Ki Blasts (doubling up on this can allow you to use HUGE blasts)
Magic Item - Power Ranger Coins (no zords allowed)
Magic Item - Cloak of Displacement
Magic Item - Ring of Flight
Other - We'll see if it's allowable.
{Warnings: Magic Items allow you to avoid being physically taxed, but
they can be stolen. From FF2 and FF3, you can either cast spells or use
Summonings, but not both. From FF7, you can only have so many materia.
And with all magic, you can't mix it (so no having Slayers and Senshi
magic at the same time. You can have items and Magic, but not both)}
Style of Martial Art? A) Freestyle. B) Pro-wrestling. C) Boxing. D)
Video Game-Fu. E) Other (please specify).
The Most Violent Anime or TV Shows You Watch Include... A) Real TV and
20/20. B) Jerry Springer and Cops. C) Fist of the North Star, Suikoden
and Angel Cop. D) Care Bears and Winnie the Pooh.
Your Entrance to _Every_ Match [Please describe with as much detail.
We'd hate to make something up and have you spit and curse us for making
it up]:
Your Theme Music [What do you think would suit your personality or
entrance best? Please give band/singer's name and "song name"]:
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Example Form
Name or Handle: A-kun
Your Age? C) I'm old enough to drive or drink.
Your Outstanding Combat Abilities Include... C) I actually do know some
martial arts.
Super Powers [choose four]:
Flight
Magic - Crono Trigger (Lightning)
Ki Blasts (double)
Style of Martial Art? A) Freestyle.
The Most Violent Anime or TV Shows You Watch Include... C) Fist of the
North Star, Suikoden and Angel Cop.
Your Entrance to _Every_ Match: An explosion blows the doors off their
hinges. A-kun, pulsating with dark energy, flies into the ring. He
lands and flares his battle-aura. He throws his head back and lets
loose a powerful belch, startling the crowd.
Your Theme Music [What do you think would suit your personality or
entrance best? Please give band/singer's name and "song name"]:
Brittany Spears, "Baby One More Time"
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