And now, the front-runner in the contest the most pointless 'fic ever, 

I give

you...

Interview with a Pokemon
By Ryo Hoshi

[Insert generic dislaimer.]

(Two pikachu are sitting in chairs in an iotherwise empty room.)

Pikachu #1:  Pi pika 'Pikachu.'  Pi pikachu pika pi 'Pikachu.'
Pikachu #2:  Pi, Pikachu.
Pikachu #1:  Pika pikapika pika, Pikachu?
Pikachu #2:  Pika pi.
Pikachu #1:  PIKA?!?!
Pikachu #2:  (offended)  Pika pika pi!  Chu!  PIKACHU!

(There's a flash of bright light, the screens goes black, and then is 

replaced

by a technical difficulties sign.)

V.O.:  Char char charmander char charmander.  Char char.

End

That was funny, but...  I'm sorry.  I had to do this.

(screen pulls back to reveal a TV displaying the image.  A Male and 
Female Nidoran are sitting on the couch, with the male laughing.

Female:  Nido, Nidonido ran.
Male(still laughing):  Nini!  Ni ran do!
Female:  Ran Ni!  Ni ran nidoran.
Male(quickly stops laughing):  Ni?
Female:  Ni Nido.
Male(Sigs, then changes the channel):  Nido...
Female:  Ran ni, do niran nidoran ni!
Male:  Niran.
Female(angry):  Nido ni RAN! 
(The Female pulls out a mallet and knocks the Male through a set of 
sliding doors.  The Male flies through and falls into a pond in the 
yard.  A red Female nidoran pops out)
Red Female(or is that Male Nido-chan?)(mutters):  Ran do Nido...

This has been a gratuitous reference to my fanfic Nidoranma.  Feel free 
to flame me now.

On a more intresting note:  Remember the Hamster Dance someone mentioned 
a while back?

http://members.tripod.com/Kattywampus/pikafunk.html

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

SAMAS

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