Something That Makes Perfect Sense
Spamfic by Shade

The Bard was curious. What were Shadow and Rowan arguing about over there?
The two seemed to be having a heated debate, every now and then one or the
other would gesture toward the pool where scenes from Ranma Saotome's life
were being shown.

Quietly he crept closer to hear what they were saying.

"No way. You've finally lost your marbles Rowan,
how in the Nine Hells did you come up with that halfbaked notion anyway???"

"If you look at all the evidence it makes perfect sense." 

"Coincidence."

"Then let's go over it again shall we?"

"*Grumble**Grumble*"

"Clue #1: He's irresistable to beautiful women
 and he always gets the girl."

"So?"

"Clue #2: He's got powerful male enemies that are always out to get him."

"And your point is?"

"Clue #3: He's always got a trick up his sleeve to get
 out of a sticky situation."

"Oh come on, that doesn't count!"

"Clue #4: No matter how bad things look he always wins in the end."

"Technically...."

"Clue #5: Ranma doesn't look a thing like Genma."

"......"

"Clue #6: Name one other person who gets into as
 much trouble as he does."

"......okay you've made your point. I still find
 it hard to believe though. Ranma as 007's son......."


The Bard's eyes widened. Then he thought about it for a moment.

You know.....that actually makes perfect sense.

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Disclaimer: Ranma and Her Majesty's Secret Service are not mine. This idea is,
although someone may have written it earlier. I'm not too sure about that.
Scary what you start to think about after midnight, ne?

-Shade

Coming Soon in Private Bets:

Ranma + Sailor Venus = Love?
Cosmoknight Ranma?
Ranma: the greatest lecher in the universe?
Rei(SM) meets Rei(NE) meets Rei(UY)?
Lemons?

*$*$*$*$*$*

 Nabiki stared at the screen, a look of 
horror on her face. "Our lives depend on  
Ranma proving that we're civilized enough 
to join a galactic society. We're doomed." 

-The Bet "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" 

"So in exchange for his immortal soul I get the 
chowmein, eggrolls, and TWO fortune cookies?"

"Yes." Surely no mortal was this stupid.

�It�s a deal!�

Then again, maybe he was.

-Private Bets "Shadow's Stone"

The girl smiled. "Welllll... Do you remember Yu-chan?"
        Ranma thought back to the days when he was a young
 scrapper.  "Yeah, we used to play together, me an' Yu-cha--" Ranma's eyes bugged out with shock. "Oh no! You aren't..."

 "SURPRISE!! It's me, Yu-chan!" the girl squealed.
 "YU-CHAN!!" Ranma's eyes bugged out. "Didn't I have       
  ANY male childhood friends?!"

-Expansion Card v2.0

"Writing's like a battle, it's a dirty job
but someone's gotta do it!"

-Shade

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