[fast note: the was done quickly and without a spell/grammar check]


(Quick Stop Groceries, Redbank, New Jersey)

        "It's that all?" The store clerk asked as the customer set down the
packet of Twinkies and cup of Coke Free-Z-Whip on the counter.
        "Yeah, and a pack of ciga-- HOLY SHIT!" The man shouted as he looked
up at the clerk. He wasn't human at all, but some giant rat with long horns
coming out of his head.
        "What?" asked the rat-clerk, "Do I have a nasty nosebleed or sumthin'?"
        It was then the man decided to do what everyman in his position would.
        He fainted.
        "Geez, you'd think the guy never saw a horned rat god before..."
        "Oh, hey Graves." The rat-clerk greeted Randal Graves, a clerk at
RST Video. "Are we a bit late? It's two p.m." The rat creature grinned, or
at least somethign that was supposed to be a grin. "If it was Hicks who was
working here today, you'd never hear the end of it."
        "Yeah well..." Randal stepped over the camatose customer and started
snacking on his Twinkies and Free-Z-Whip. "Hey, could I ask you a question?"
        "Yeah, shoot."
        "How'd a great dark god like you end up working in a shitty
conveniance store anyways?
        "Well that's a long story..."

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