And now, the front-runner in the contest the most pointless 'fic ever, I give
you...

Interview with a Pokemon
By Ryo Hoshi

[Insert generic dislaimer.]

(Two pikachu are sitting in chairs in an iotherwise empty room.)

Pikachu #1:  Pi pika 'Pikachu.'  Pi pikachu pika pi 'Pikachu.'
Pikachu #2:  Pi, Pikachu.
Pikachu #1:  Pika pikapika pika, Pikachu?
Pikachu #2:  Pika pi.
Pikachu #1:  PIKA?!?!
Pikachu #2:  (offended)  Pika pika pi!  Chu!  PIKACHU!

(There's a flash of bright light, the screens goes black, and then is replaced
by a technical difficulties sign.)

V.O.:  Char char charmander char charmander.  Char char.

End
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	Don't ask.  Just don't ask.


		--Ryo Hoshi