The setup... Ms Hinako decides that our intrepid students have not had
sufficient exposure to the more cultural aspects of life.. Given our groups
tendency towards the martial arts the poetry competion became a martial
arts poetry comp with a date with the female (or male) member of the cast
of your choice as the prize.

So lets try a little light creativity of a more poetic nature....

Hmmm...

How about this?

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Basic Kata
by Craig Putnam

Ready
Turn left
 Wide stance
  Low block
   Forward punch
   Turn right
  Wide stance
 Low block
Forward punch
Turn left
 Forward block
  Punch
   Punch
    Punch KIYA!
Again
Turn left (sex-changing)
 Wide stance (fuzzy-fathered)
  Low block (insulting)
   Forward punch (macho jerk)
   Turn right (girl-chasing)
  Wide stance (piggy-hating)
 Low block (uninvited)
Forward punch (fiance)
Turn left (fought again)
 Forward block (won't fight girls)
  Punch (stupid)
   Punch (stupid)
    Punch (stupid) KIYA!
And
Turn left (need a hammer)
 Wide stance
  Low block
   Forward punch (hit him harder)
   Turn right
  Wide stance
 Low block (it still hurts)
Forward punch (why'm I crying)
Pause
Bow
Ready

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Eh, it's not much.  In case you were wondering--  You weren't?  I tell you
anyway.  That's the first kata taught in the Tang Soo Do Mu Duk Kwan style.

So, do I win my date with Kodachi?

...

Why are you all lookin' at me funny?


-- Craig Putnam
Sailor Singularity