Due to a amusing joke I shared with Yuki-san, we made a 
spamfic (sort of) and I think I should share it with you 
guys.

This is co-authored under bouts of extreme genkiness and a 
LOT of caffene on my part, so bear with me.

"This Mortal Coil...."
Quoted from Shakespere, I think...

After a long discussion about some unmentionable things�.

Seratia Ryuusen : All this baby talk is going to kill me 
		    someday. (wanders off, staggering 
		    dramatically at some points. 
                  Unfortunately, there is a wall in 
		    one's path, and... well... instant
                  concussion.)

Yuki-Onna :      *LOL*

Seratia Ryuusen : (glares) I am injured and you just 
                  stare? DIE, FOUL CRETIN! (charges a la Kuno

                  style, but is mostly ineffectual due to the 
                  fact that one is a spirit by now)

Yuki-Onna :       *Blinks and steps aside, letting Sera run 
                  into another wall*

Seratia Ryuusen : (BOING) Owie... now that hurt... who are
                  you...?

Yuki-Onna :       I am Bob, but you can call me God since I 
                  go by that too.  :D 

Seratia Ryuusen :  (regains memories and starts giving the GoD
                   (Glare of Death) ) What do you think I am, 
                   some kind of idiot? Humph! (storms away 
                   to watch over one's prone body)

Yuki-Onna :       heeheehee.

Seratia Ryuusen : (slap slap slap) Wake up wake up...

Yuki-Onna :      *LOL*

Seratia Ryuusen : (ignores the person gawking at one and
                  continues inflicting bodily abuse on one's
                  mortal shell) Wake up, kuso!

Yuki-Onna :       Heehee.

Seratia Ryuusen :  (spirit finally loses temper and fully 
		      glares at the onlooker, who is rolling 
		      around on the ground in mirth) Jaouh... 		      Ensatsu...

Yuki-Onna :       *Blinks, and pulls out.. 
				        �a toothpick.* I know
                   how to use this...stand back...

Seratia Ryuusen :  KOKURYUUHA!

Yuki-Onna :       huh?

Seratia Ryuusen : (since Yuki-san does not understand 
		    at all what the Black Dragon can do, 
                  the magic is effectively dissipated. 
                  One passes out in shock. This time, 
		    both body and soul are out of action.

Yuki-Onna :       Urr.  Allrighty then.  :D

Seratia Ryuusen :  [Insert standard byebye message.]
                   It was nice talking to you, domo! ^_^ 
                   When will I meet you again? [apparently
        	     has woken up for a closing scene.]

Yuki-Onna:       When you see me online.  ^_^

Seratia Ryuusen : Ahai! And we're in about the same time 
		    zone too, so..

Yuki-Onna :       Jya ne.  ^_^

Seratia Ryuusen : Ja mata ne! (waves and dissolves into 
		    nothing)

Private replies please! (bows politely) 
Sera-chan '99-

http://home.pacific.net.sg/~jeratia/rootpage.htm
The Fanfiction House of Horrors!
As of March 1999

Saitou: Ahou ga. (puffs out a long stream of smoke)

SAITOU HAJIME! WHO ARE YOU CALLING AHOU?! AMA KAKERU-

Kenshin hastily drags a smoking (literally!) Saitou
out by the crabby bangs.

Kenshin: She does a terrible Ougi, Hajime-dono. 

...omae o korosu.


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