After a long, involved chat with Priestess Kaoru (author 
of 'Fragile Clay'), she managed to dissuade me from 
taking my self-enforced exile.
This spoof is something that i came up with after 
fiddling with 'One Tin Soldier' one too many times.

And it's dedicated to E.L.L. Who else? Take flames 
with a grain of salt. Whatever you really can't swallow
can be printed out and gatoutsued, ne?

I know I'm plagarising (sigh) but if this is plagarising, 
then everybody on the FFML is a copycat because they're using 
other people's characters, ne? ^_^

"One Tin Soldier"
Words and music written by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter
Copyright 1969 by ABC/Dunhill Music, inc. 

My spin on what this would have been in the hands of my SI character.
This should be entitled �One Tin Senshi 
(warrior)� but too many SM fans will mistake it, so�

"One Tin Guardian"

Listen, people, to a story 
That happened long ago,
About a goddess on a mountain, 
And the youkai folk below. 
The goddess had a treasure, 
Buried underneath a sword; 
The youkai people sought that treasure, 
Sought it for their very own. 

Go ahead and hate your sister, 
Go ahead and kill a friend, 
Do it in the name of Justice, 
You can justify it in the end. 
There won't be any trumpets blowing, 
Come the judgment day. 
On the bloody morning after... 
One tin guardian walks away.

The youkai sent a message 
To the goddess on the hill, 
Asking for that buried treasure, 
Power for which they'd kill. 
The goddess sent her answer, 
'With my brothers I will share 
All the riches of my mountain, 
All the treasures buried there.' 

Go ahead and hate your family, 
Go ahead and kill your friend, 
Do it in the name of honor, 
You can justify it in the end. 
There won't be any triumphant shouting, 
Come the foreseen day. 
�Cause on the bloody morning after... 
One tin guardian walks away.

The youkai cried in anger, 
'Collect your minions! Draw your swords!' 
They killed the goddess in group combat,
And they earned their just rewards. 
As they stood beside their spoils, 
On the mountain dark and red, 
They drew the sword and looked beneath it. 
'Peace to All' was all it said." 

	Private replies, please! I wish not to incur
Tybalt-sama's wrath and then have to return to mine
exlie.


Sera-chan '99-

http://home.pacific.net.sg/~jeratia/rootpage.htm
The Fanfiction House of Horrors!
As of March 1999

Saitou: Ahou ga. (puffs out a long stream of smoke)

SAITOU HAJIME! WHO ARE YOU CALLING AHOU?! AMA KAKERU-

Kenshin hastily drags a smoking (literally!) Saitou
out by the crabby bangs.

Kenshin: She does a terrible Ougi, Hajime-dono. 

...omae o korosu.


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