I really shouldn't be doing this...

(some knowledge of Unix required)

Gosunkugi virus

Uses advanced stealthing techniques.  Fortunately, the
programmers of this virus made a mistake; this virus has major flaws that
render it mostly harmless.


Shampoo virus2 (seeing as you've already thought of a Shampoo virus)

cat is made more efficient. pcat is modified so that any attempts to run
it will result in the words 'Shampoo no like pig-boy, pervert author!'
printed to the terminal.  Destroys partitions.


Happi.exe virus

An email trojan that runs grep on the directory structure, with the words
'bra', 'panty', and *censored* as arguments, and stores the result.  It
will then touch the files listed every hour.


Fiancee virus

Attempts to mount any drive named Ranma.  If it fails to do so, it crashes
the system.


Ukyou virus



-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...