Well, I was really bored waiting for the car one day after school, and 
this kinda thing wandered into my head.  So, here goes nothing:

New Viruses based on Ranma 1/2
A Spamfic by Lawrence Chu
A Product of My Imagination
Based on characters by Takahashi Rumiko.  Don't sue, I'm broke.

Ranma Saotome virus: Whenever it finds a program on your hard drive, it 
copies it and refines it.  Also makes sure it's the largest program 
running in your memory.

Akane Tendo virus: Keeps the Ranma Saotome virus within operating 
limits.

Nabiki Tendo virus: Searches for all the tax archive files on your 
computer and keeps copies for itself.

Kasumi Tendo virus: Mostly harmless.

Soun Tendo trojan horse: Every time you perform an action, a loud 
sobbing noise comes from the speakers.

Genma Saotome trojan horse: Talks about how noble it is to rid the 
computer of viruses, but never actually does it.

Tatewaki Kuno virus: While programmed in Assembly, acts as if using 
COBOL.

Kodachi Kuno virus: obsessed with tracking down the Ranma Saotome virus 
and reproducing with it.  Also shorts out the sound card.

Shampoo virus: If you're running a text parser with broken phrases, 
nothing much.  Otherwise, your computer becomes unintelligible.

Mousse virus: Constantly mistakes one file for another.

Ryouga virus: Constantly moves files to different directories 
subconsciously.  Consistently attempts to make itself larger than the 
Ranma Saotome virus.

Hinako Ninomiya virus: Occasionally drains energy from other computers 
on the network and relocates it to you.

Kouchou Kuno virus: Your computer develops a really weird Hawaiian 
accent.

***

Looking for someone to do an Ukyou virus.  Post other suggestions up,
if Tybalt allows...

This has been a Product of My Imagination
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