"Then worry no more, with your very own Rei!  She's obedient! 
She's quiet!  And she can fulfill your teenage aghast anyday! 
Only $1299.99 with shipping and handling, comes complete with
plugsuit and status capsule!"

	Shinji dropped the magazine and stared at the ad glaring back
at him.  He wondered if his dad could loan him thirteen grand.  

        Can you sell me two???? the type with souls if possible!!!!

[Sure, but you have to buy the soul seperately.  You'll have to talk
 to my supplier for that....]


Bastion
Just dial 1-800-YO-SATAN