OK, I know, you don't care how OOC you might be, but Mousse doesn't 
fight Shampoo on a regular basis.  He doesn't fight her at all.  
This bugs me because I like the climax.  What if you started out with a 
different dialogue such as Mousse griping because he isn't allowed to 
win Shampoo through combat?  Shampoo could boast that he couldn't beat 
Shampoo anyway, and things would go from there.