I wrote this on the fly.....



  Lina Inverse was humming to herself as she proceeded to get undressed. She had
been so glad to have stumbled upon this hot spring in her travels and was
looking forward to a nice soak. Cautious of a peeping tom or the like, she had
put up a huge forcefield surrounding the forest upon where the hot spring was
located.
  Totally naked, Lina proceeded step into the hot spring, loving the warm
sensation coursing through her body.
  About five seconds after she stepped into the water and walking about five
feet, where the water was now up to her knees, a huge sphere of energy appeared
above the hot spring.
  "What the?" she said to herself, looking up.
  The sphere then disappeared as quickly as it had appeared, leaving behind a
figure. Only a moment elapsed before gravity took its course and plunged the
individual down toward the hot spring below. 
  "Oh shit!!!" Ranma muttered, his arms flailing. He was about to twist in
midair to land on his feet, but unfortuantely, it was too lated before he
noticed a totally naked Lina under him.
  He slammed into Lina with such force that both he and her were momentarily
submerged under the water.
  Gasping for breath, Lina's head shot out of the water.  
  Ranma was already standing. Clad in his usually attire, his clothing clunge to
his body tightly.
  "Eeek!!!" Lina screamed, "A peeping tom!!!!" 
  She quickly covered her breasts only to realize that her lower region was
uncovered. Trying to cover her lower region, she soon realized her breasts were
now uncovered. She tried to cover both regions with each hand, failing to cover
both.
  Ranma blushed as he turned around, "I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to see you
nake. I didn't see anything thought,"
  Lina exploded at the comment. Sure, she knew she had small breasts, but to
hear it from a peeping tome was outright maddening. "So, you think I have no
breasts?!? Fine, you'll pay for saying that!!! Fireball!!!"
  Ranma turned around to say it was a misunderstanding only to catch sight of a
massive sphere of energy coming right toward him. With not a moment to spare,
Ranma had deflected the fireball, sending it spiralling upward into the sky
where it disappeared beyond the heavens. When she shot another fireball, Ranma
was ready now and deflected it again, this time, the fireball sent flying away
from them and into the forcefield Lina had set up earlier, shattering it.
  "Hold up!" Ranma said, "This is all a misunderstanding!"
  "No! I heard exactly what you said!!! You said I had no breasts!!!" she
shouted, shooting yet another fireball.
  "No, y-your breasts are fine! You have fine breasts!" he quickly said. He said
whatever popped into his mind and hoped it was enough to get her to stop
throwing these weird projectiles at him.
  Lina seemed to turn into a blushing school girl as her cheeks flooded with
heat. "T-they are?"
  Ranma smirked, "Saotome Secret Technique!!!!"
  Lina was momentarily shocked to have been fooled. She couldn't believe she had
been distracted by an obvious ruse and was now going to pay for it. She quickly
held her hands forward in front of her and summoned up a forcefield, hoping it
was good enough to counter whatever attack this individual was going to use.
  Ranma executed his secret technique perfectly. He had pivoted on his feet and
lept out of the hot spring, making a mad dash away from the extremely powerful
young girl. He was already out of sight before the girl realized she had been
duped again.
  "I'll kill him!!!" Lina said angrily, "No one gets away with seeing me naked
and fooling me twice!!!!"
  She quickly said a chant and levitated into the air and proceeded to chase
after the individual. A moment later, she flew back to the hot spring and put on
her clothes. Once dressed, she began her persuit of the peeping tom. He would
pay for having embarrassed her like that.
  "I'll get you!!!"

  
  


-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong
Author of Ranma's girls, 
The least one can do, and
the 'just won't die' series.
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm