Well, Dot-chan, you asked for it...
Top Ten Rejected Title's for Ryo-oh-ki's Autobiography/Movie:
10) "Cabbit and Hutch."
 9) "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Cabbits." (Hey, it rhymes!)
 8) "Training Your Master in Six Easy Steps."
 7) "The Rise and Rise of the Cabbit Empire."
 6) "The Mating Rituals of Cabbits or Why You Shouldn't Give a Cabbit Lettuce on
     a First Date."
 5) "Zen and the Art of the Cabbit Spaceship."
 4) "1,001 Carrot Recipes."
 3) "Cabbit Sign Language (Complete with boards and ink to make your signs.)"
 2) "1 Cabbit Plus 1 Cabbit makes 2.5 * 10^5 Cabbits.
And the Number One Rejected Title for Ryo-oh-ki's Autobiography/Movie:
 1) "Run, Cabbit, Run!"