A repost from last year.  This is the only way that I see Shampoo loving
mousse.


	"<Greatgrandmother...>" 
	"Speak Japanese, child.  You need the practice." admonished
Cologne. 
	"...Mousse, I love." she continued in Japanese, without skipping a
beat. 
	"So, you finally admit it." Cologne stated, seemingly unsurprised. 
	"Yes.  Mousse very sweet.  Makes Shampoo happy." 
	"I've always suspected this..." 
	"So, you understand?" 
	"But of course." Cologne stated. 
	Shampoo felt her spirits lift. "Then, you'll allow..." 
	"Absoutely not!  We Amazons have a reputation to uphold, after
all." 
	"But Shampoo want mousse so badly..." Shampoo pleaded, but already
knowing in her heart what the Matriarch's answer would be. 
	"No buts.  No matter how much you like the desert, mousse is not
considered Chinese food.  We are -not- adding it to the menu." 

	... 

	"Well, ok.  What about chocolate cake?" 


Author's notes

It's not that Mousse is overly annoying, it's...well okay, it -is- because
Mousse is overly annoying, and not bright enough to face reality.  But
rather than list the facts which I'm sure everyone has heard multiple
times before, I'll just end by asking any Mousse supporters who wish to
flame me, please send flames in private.  C&C, public or private, is
welcome as always.

This was my April Fool's day fic last year.  Did it work?

Meow!

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...