Disclaimer: Tenchi Muyo belongs to Pioneer & AIC,
Takahashi-sama owns the rest

A scene that came to mind after reading 
the latest Urusei Yatsura graphic novel.

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Mihoshi looked around in Washu�s Lab. 
There were so many interesting things to
see and touch here although for some
reason Washu didn�t like her doing any
of the latter in here for some reason.
But all those explosions after she 
pressed a few buttons had been so cute!

�Ara ara...what a strange looking gun.....�

The label underneath it read,
[Warning! Do not use!! This means YOU Mihoshi!!!]

�Oops!�

*Zap*

~~~~~~~
-A little later

�AAAAUUUUUUGGHHH!!!� Washu screamed as
she opened the door to her lab and saw a scene that
would give her nightmares for weeks to come.

Very quickly she shut the door again.

Kiyone rushed into the house to see what the trouble was.

�Don�t open the door!� The pale mad scientist gasped as she
tried to recover from the shock to her system.

�Don�t worry, I�m a trained officer of the Galaxy Police.
 There isn�t any situation I can�t handle.�

Carefully Kiyone opened the door and peeked inside.

�KIYONE!!!� Ten thousand Mihoshis looked back at her happily.

Her screaming attracted the rest of the household.

Nobuyuki calculated how much the food bill would now cost, then he fainted.

Ryoko and Ayeka paled as they realized 
that the competition for Tenchi had just 
risen to the Nth power.

Washu�s mind blanked out as it tried to grasp 
the concept of 10,000 exact duplicates of 
someone who routinely destroyed her lab 
without even trying. 

Kiyone was in Hell.
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$*$*$*$*$*$
You may start going insane now.

And if that's not bad enough, how about a 
Fusion involving:

Tenchi/Ataru 
Kiyone/Lum
Ryoko/Shinobu
Washu/ Nurse Sakura
Mihoshi/Benten
Ayeka/Ran
Tsunami/Oyuki
Nagi/Ryuunosuke
Sasami/Asuka 
Ryo-ohki/Kotatsuneko

*$*$*$*$*$*

 Nabiki stared at the screen, a look of 
horror on her face. "Our lives depend on  
Ranma proving that we're civilized enough 
to join a galactic society. We're doomed." 

-The Bet "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" 

"So in exchange for his immortal soul I get the 
chowmein, eggrolls, and TWO fortune cookies?"

"Yes." Surely no mortal was this stupid.

�It�s a deal!�

Then again, maybe he was.

-Private Bets "Shadow's Stone"

The girl smiled. "Welllll... Do you remember Yu-chan?"
        Ranma thought back to the days when he was a young
 scrapper.  "Yeah, we used to play together, me an' Yu-cha--" Ranma's eyes bugged out with shock. "Oh no! You aren't..."

 "SURPRISE!! It's me, Yu-chan!" the girl squealed.
 "YU-CHAN!!" Ranma's eyes bugged out. "Didn't I have       
  ANY male childhood friends?!"

-Expansion Card v2.0

"Writing's like a battle, it's a dirty job
but someone's gotta do it!"

-Shade

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