Subject: [FFML][SPAMFIC/TEASER][EVA] BATTER UP!
From: AlphSailor@aol.com
Date: 3/8/1999, 10:11 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com


Noting the ensuing FFML debate over its status, I decided to remain aloof of
the debate. However, I'm disappointed with the amount of spam generated, and
low number of fics posted lately, so I decided to try and spice things up a
bit.

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Neon Genesis Evangelion
	BATTER Up! Part one

A teaser by Sailor Alpha
<AlphSailor@aol.com>

Standard disclaimers apply; NGE belongs to Gainax and Anno. ADV Films' 
only translating them into English...
Notes at end.


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	"Yeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!" Asuka exhaulted as her Unit 02 drove 
her weapon through the Angel, neatly slicing itself into half.
	"Yeah! That's all you need- a clean cut!" Asuka boasted as two 
halves of the Angel separated from each other and NERV cheered.
	However, the cheers was cut abruptly as the sliced up Angel 
shuddered, twisted, and morphed into two separate yet identical Angels.
	"What's going on?!" Asuka growled as she backed her Unit against 
Shinji's Unit 01 so they would be able to cover each other easily.
	"I don't know!" Shinji retorted.
	"It's IMPOSSIBLE!
	"I KNOW!"
	After a brief moment of quarreling, Shinji and Asuka readied 
themselves for the inevitable attack, but were immediately stopped by a 
voice.
	"Tsk, tsk. How naive you are."
	The Children looked around in surprise, "Who's there?"
	"Oh, sorry. How rude of me." A young boy materialized out of thin 
air in front of Unit 01 and Shinji blinked in surprise. The boy 
introduced himself, "I'm Nagisa Kaworu, though you would perceive me 
as..."
	"An Angel!?" Misato screeched in shock back in the NERV base. 
"You're telling me that there's second Angel out there?!"
	Maya nodded grimly. "MAGI has confirmed the AT Field signature, 
and it's the strongest one we've registered. I've never seen anything 
like it before!"
	"Where's the Angel?" Ritsuko snapped.
	"Approximately 10 meters from Unit 01, sir."
	"How?!"
	Shinji's voice broke through the intercom, ""I don't believe it! 
He-he just appeared out of nowhere! And it's a BOY!"
	"IMPOSSIBLE!" Asuka screamed as she willed her unit to attack.
	Kaworu easily intercepted the progressive knife with his AT Field, 
and turned to regard the Evangelion. "Asuka, my dear. You shouldn't let 
your temper get better of you..."
	"SHUT UP!"
	Shinji broke in, "What do you want? And how can you talk with us? 
I thought Angels couldn't speak!"
	Kaworu smiled at Shinji, "Oh it's not that hard. It's just that 
not all Angels has proper vocal chords to speak, but anyway, I've come 
to bring a proposition to you..."
	Gendo stood up, and spoke abruptly, "Put me directly to that 
Angel, IMMEDIATELY!" Moments later, he was in direct contact with 
Kaworu, thanks to Evangelions' external speakers.
	"If you are listening to me, this is Ikari Gendo speaking. You are 
trespassing on private property and committing willingful acts of 
destruction. You are thereby ordered to surrender or face 
consequences..."
	Kaworu laughed, "I don't think so. You know exactly why we are 
here, don't you? You've captured Adam, and we want him back. We tried to 
come in peacefully, but you insisted on attacking us..."
	"No, YOU attacked us first!" Asuka interrupted. Meanwhile, Misato 
muttered, "Adam? No, it can't be..."
	"No, we merely appeared and you fired the first shot. You can 
check the previous records and you'll see that I'm telling truth. Like I 
said, you attacked us without provocation. We had to defend us 
ourselves."
Everybody remained silent as Kaworu continued to speak in his reasonable 
tone, "We tried to enter the grounds peacefully, but you attacked us 
every time, and killed each of our brothers. We Angels have come to 
conclusion that you wouldn't be willing to turn over Adam to us..."
	Klaxons blared throughout NERV as MAGI detected additional AT 
Fields. Afterwards, it was plain chaos.
	"Another AT Field detected... Correction! Make it two! No, THREE! 
They've been confirmed as Angels!" Hyuga screamed while Ritsuko and Maya 
tried to sedate MAGI before it went crazy.
	Unit 01 and 02 were forced to retreat as three plumes of water 
erupted behind Israfel. Kaworu introduced each of the Angels as they 
appeared, "Meet Zeruel, Matarel, and... Bardiel."
	Shinji blinked at Bardiel, "Waitaminute... that's an Evangelion, 
isn't?"
	Kaworu nodded, "Correct. Bardiel snuck into one of your NERV bases 
in North America and infected it. Bardiel now lives inside it."
	"It's Unit 03, sir!" Hyuga shouted.
	"That's impossible! How could an Evangelion have been possessed by 
an Angel?!" Ritsuko protested.
	Meanwhile, Asuka and Shinji was feeling rather afraid right now, 
especially since they were surrounded by six Angels. Three-to-one ratio 
against them wasn't good odds. They were about to scream and flee in 
terror when Bardiel hurled a cylindrical object at their feet. After 
initial screaming, Children realized that it was a...
	"Baseball bat?" Shinji blinked again. Too much was going on for 
him.
	"Correct again, my boy!" Kaworu smiled broadly. "Now, let's play 
ball!"
	"What are you talking about?" Asuka challenged him.
	"Well, like I said earlier, since our peaceful methods had failed, 
and you apparently weren't willing to turn over Adam to us, we decided 
to make a proposition to you."
	"What is it?"
	"We have decided to challenge you to a baseball game. The winner 
will get to keep Adam, and the loser will retreat and renounce any 
claims to the Angel." Kaworu smiled.
Shinji gazed at the Angels in wonder; Zeruel appeared to be snapping 
around an enormous baseball in air, and Bardiel was swinging around the 
baseball bat with its elongated arms. And the Angel which had split 
earlier, now had baseball mitts in their claws.
	"Um, and if we don't accept your 'proposition'...?" Asuka 
inquired.
	Kaworu gave the redhead a cold look and his smile vanished. "Well, 
it's only a proposition. And it's the only one that we are willing to 
give to you. If you reject our proposition..." Kaworu crossed his arms, 
"We will have no choice but to take Adam from you by force."
	Everybody blanched as Kaworu added, "And there's still more of us 
on way..."
	The Angels closed in to the Evangelions as Kaworu repeated his 
proposition; "We challenge you to a baseball game, and the prize will be 
Adam. Reject our offer and you will have to die."
	Silence ensued until Hyuga finally broke the silence, "How many 
rounds?"



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Author's notes:

(nervous laugh) Heh...
I was watching my local baseball team, Arizona Diamondbacks, when this 
idea popped into my mind an year ago. I was slowly becoming obsessed 
with Evangelion during that time. Since baseball is highly popular in 
Japan; what if the Angels had challenged the Evangelions to a baseball 
game over Adam?
Of course this means I'll be using MPMs to fill in the blank slots for 
Evangelions' side. But there seems to be a problem: it so happens that 
there are no rules against using Angels and Evangelions using their 
abilites in the baseball rule book...

I didn't put in much thought for a while, but this idea just refused to 
go away and I had to write it down. Who knows, I just might continue it. 
I certainly find this concept rather intriguing. ^_^
Also, note the irony in this concept: the opposing team happens to be 
Angels- just like Los Angeles' baseball team, Angels- if not 
figuratively and literally.