Andrew: My God... look at all this trash. I haven't hit the delete key 
        so much in quite a while.

Hits the del key 20 more times. 

Andrew: This is insane. Not a single story. What gives?

>From a shadow on the other side of the room, WoLF appears.

WoLF  : I have some disturbing news.
Andrew: <Looks up> Hunh?
WoLF  : You know all that SPAM?
Andrew: <Gives WoLF a "well duh" look> 

WoLF  : It's actually pissed off anime characters spoofing themselves as 
        people on the list. Their hoping that if enough people get annoyed
        with the SPAM level, they'll leave.

Andrew: <Almost falls out of his chair> That's diabolical...

WoLF  : Isn't it.


Something to think about folks.

See ya

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 / Here lies:\  First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
|   Andrew    |    Machines that piss people off get murdered.
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|   I think   |       Andrew Petalik {ICQ ID: 160869}
| he's hungry | The shortest distance between two points is 
|             | under construction.            -- Noelie Alito