[The camera opens on Roland Hedley who is still wearing his ridiculous hat
and is now standing in front of the hospital where Duke is staying. There
are several reporters crowded behind him as he talks into his microphone:]

Roland: Mr. Duke ,a man who holds ties to racists, facsists and other hate
mongers has just established that he has undergone an ephiphany and is ready
to spread God's word. And that word is filled with inconsistent ramblings
that wouldn't make any sort of sense.

John: Roland, when do you think he'll send out an exploratory committee?

Roland: Two days tops.

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.