Tenchi Muyo
Private Bets: Arc 3- PenPen�s Pebble
by Shade
Part 1: No Need For Confusion
(Or never alter reality after ingesting 12 bottles
of someone else�s alcoholic beverage)
�How�d he qualify for this?�
�Apparently in his universe after Third Impact
wiped out humanity his race became the dominant
species on Earth. He�s their first legendary hero.
We never said that non-humans couldn�t participate
in this after all.�
�But.....but...HE�S A PENGUIN!!!
AND HE�S DRINKING MY BEER!!!�
�Wark!�
�No, you can�t do that. What is it with you
and romances involving older women anyway?�
�WARK!!�
�I was just asking!! Geeze, the nerve of some beings.�
�Wark!!�
�Give me back my BEER!!!
�WARK!!!�
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Tenchi Masaki.
Crown Prince of the Planet Jurai.
Warrior of Justice, Destroyer of Evil.
Bearer of the Light Hawk Wings and
the chosen of Tsunami.
With 5 beautiful women in house,
he hasn�t even kissed one of them yet.
Tenchi Masaki, the biggest weenie in the Multiverse.
But that was going to change....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-Tenchi Muyo Universe
Today was the day.
After all the weeks of preparation and planning
her hard work would finally pay off.
It hadn�t been easy keeping this a secret from the others,
she�d had more then one close call while getting everything ready.
Her attempts to get Tenchi had always been foiled by
her rivals before now. But this time she�d finally be
able to win his heart, his soul, and that yummy body of his.
Relaxing in the luxurious floating bath she blushed as she
dreamed of finally achieving her destiny.
Her sultry smile lit up her face, �Just you wait Tenchi,
This night is going to one that you�ll never forget!�
This was not going to go over well with the other girls
when they found out about this. But it was worth it.
Mihoshi was finally going to get LUCKY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~
�Okay.....this is something I haven�t seen before.�
�Anybody here think Tenchi will be able to escape?�
They all thought about it for a few seconds.
�Nope.�
�Not a chance.�
�He�s going to be dragged to the altar faster
then Ranma going through a bento.�
�I wish I was in his shoes.�
~~~~~~~~~~
-Subdimension of Tenchi Universe
Lady Tokimi smiled.
Everything was going according to plan.
Her chosen agent was in place, Tsunami
and Washu would never know about what
would happen until it was too late.
�Sisters, the game is mine. As Tenchi Masaki soon will be.�
~~~~~
-Masaki House
Unaware of the plots centered around him the boy in question
simply enjoyed his breakfast.
It was going to be a beautiful day.....
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Disclaimer: If I owned these characters I'd tell you.
Author's notes:
Okay, here's an idea that just popped into my head after seeing the lack of Mihoshi gets Tenchi stories, 2 chocolate shakes, and watching the entire OAV series 3 times in a row. Yes, this was influenced by the *Mihoshi is really a genius in disguise* thread. Looking for a little feedback here, this could become a lemon but it is supposed to be funny.
Any preferences?
Remember that this is just a rough sketch, I'll be filling it out and adding more to the story later.
The other bet fics are still being written for those who ask.
Currently
Shadow's Stone(Which amazingly got a lot of positive response)
Working on chapter 2 & 3, with 2 dealing with with Ranma's life right up to before he meets the Tendo's and 3 being the (in)famous first meeting.
Trust no canon, I go where I want to go.
Bard's stone
Washu , Ranma and Mihoshi. If this doesn't spell trouble then
I don't know what does. Part two is still in the works, I have finals unfortunately.
Just Deserts: Stone #5
A stone cast on behalf of Gregg, the creator of the Original Bet.
This one is being revised, probably going to come out soon.
Stone #7: The revenge of Women's Lib
What do you get when you mix Ranma, Go Nagai, and
someone that's not happy with either series?
Till next time,
Shade
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