Shinji Ikari, The 10 o'Clock Assassin
Terror-Dack-Chill, Wu-Tang West-Cide
HAWX (Hardcore Anime Watchers Crossover)
Mobile Otaku Band/Davis Anime Club
tyree3@pacbell.net
Yep. You heard of me. I make all those damn Eva lemons. About Shinji doing
Ritsuko, Misato, Maya, and Rei. About Asuka being done by Kensuke. About
Shinji doing all them other anime ladies. I'm just so sick, I can't get sex outta my
head! Oh well, here's a lemon for you Tenchi fans since Tenchi Muyo's one of my
favorite shows.
WARNING: This fanfic contains SEX! Viewer's discretion is strongly advised. All
the characters portrayed in this fanfic are 18 years or older.
The characters of Tenchi Muyo belong to AIC and Pioneer.
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"My lord. What a lovely sword."
10-CHI CLAN
"The Quickies"
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It's morning. The sun beats down upon the Masaki household. The alarm
goes off in Tenchi's room. He opens his eyes and tries to focus them. Then he
rolls over to find that he's not alone; Ryoko's right next to him and completely
naked.
Ryoko: Good morning, Tenchi.
[SHWING!!]
Tenchi: Oh no, Ryoko! Not in the middle of the morning!
Ryoko: Yes, Tenchi. I want it... right... now...
Tenchi curses himself as he grabs Ryoko and slams his mighty Johnson into
her. Never mind that, as soon as he's in, she's already lost deep in hyperspace, he
thought. He just wanted to cum into her and get it over with...
[SPLURRRT!!]
Tenchi grabs some clean clothes and leaves his room. Ryoko's on the bed
feeling as stoned as Mt. Everest without the snow.
-=**=-
He tries to go into the bathroom. But the door gets opened by the person
from inside. It's Aeka, the princess of Jurai, wearing only her bathrobe.
Aeka: Oh, my apologies. The other washroom is still in repairs. Your father
said it was okay to...
[SHWING!!]
Too late! Tenchi pushes her back into the bathroom and flings off her towel.
He takes her by the thighs and slurps his tongue at her soft petals. This is not
exactly what Aeka wanted... Change that! This is what Aeka wanted all morning!
Tenchi stuck his mighty Johnson into the princess's most sacred love canal. Her
majesty was already gone. Her "Queen's English" has been reduced to Latin, to
Greek, and finally to just prehistoric grunts.
[SPLURRRT!!]
Sigh... Tenchi took his shower. Then he puts on his day clothes, being
careful not to awaken her royal highness from her royal high, and leaves the
bathroom.
-=**=-
Tenchi then goes downstairs, and then realizes not to make as much noise.
Just then, a pair of mechanical "grab-bots" appear from out of nowhere and try to
capture him. With squirrel-like speed and agility Tenchi tries his best to ward off
the attacks, but they were too powerful for him to handle. And he was dragged into
Washuu's lab producing heavy protest.
Shackled to a table within a darkened room, Tenchi soon catches a view of
his kidnapper: Washuu, sporting the "Ritsuko Akagi (tm)" look.
Washuu: I'm here to collect your sperm samples again, Tenchi.
[SHWING!!]
Tenchi doesn't have a choice at this matter. Washuu opens her nyloned legs
wide to give him a view he'll never forget. Then she frees his mighty Johnson
from its cage and proceeds to submerse it into her tight pussy. Tenchi's cock
doubles in size, and Washuu uses every known trick in the Universal Kama Sutra
book to get him off. His fuse goes short very quickly, and Washuu feels it as well.
She pulls him out, grabs the bucket nearby, and performs fellatio over it.
[SPLURRRT!! SPLURRT!!]
Washuu: My-my, Tenchi. Three cups? Is that all?
Tenchi: I couldn't help it. Ryoko and Aeka got to me first.
Washuu: Oh, damn my luck!
-=**=-
Despite his morning troubles Tenchi manages to have some breakfast and be
on his way to the city. Along the way he almost passes the Miho-Kiyo residence
only to realize that he's suppose to pick up something from them. He knocks on
their door...
Kiyone: Who is it?!
Tenchi: It's me, Tenchi!
Mihoshi: Alright! It's Tenchi! Come on in!
And he does what he says, only to find out that the Miho-Kiyo duo are
currently trying out the latest in summer swimwear! (I mean lack thereof!)
[SHWING ONCE MORE!!]
Mihoshi: Wow! Whatta big Johnson you got there!
Kiyone: I guess we should do something about it.
A coin gets tossed. Mihoshi calls for heads. The coin shows tails and
Kiyone ends up giving head. The jade-haired spacecop gets on her hands and
knees and moves her swimsuit aside. Then Tenchi immediately does her doggy
style. The spacecop is already sent back to space.
[SPLURRRT!!]
Then he came to Mihoshi who was already getting herself ready for the
ultimate in manhood. In no time he starts thrusting into her like a piston. His
actions cause the beautiful scatterbrain... to actually start thinking rationally. After a
while Tenchi leaves her gushing pussy and slushes his Johnson between her large,
heaving breast.
[SPLURRRT ANOTHER TIME!!]
With the two ravishing ladies tonguing themselves after a hard post-morning's sex, Tenchi leaves their apartment with the thing he neaded: a new tube
of Bengay and a bottle of "Painkillahz." (Not just painkillers, PAINKILLAHZ!)
-=**=-
"My language is harsh! And coarse like the sands of time! You will be
STRUCK! With a tidal wave of words!" Tenchi's at Tokyo University's History 5
class watching a film about the Reformation, where Martin Luther and his followers
take a stand against the spoiling of religion.
After class Tenchi's about to leave when he hears a certain voice...
Sakuya: Afternoon, Ten-chan.
[SHWING!!]
Tenchi: [Oh no! Please, not again!]
Sakuya: (Comes over towards him.) Isn't it amazing! The past can be so cool
once you take the opportu... (Notices his painful hard-on.) Tenchi...
Let's go... ^_^;
Sakuya takes Tenchi to the nearby cheap motel where she removes her
panties from under her really short skirt. She leans on the wall as Tenchi,
overdriven with lust, "Johnsonizes" her as well. Sakuya screams with pain as well
as estacy, since she's not used to the immence "banging" like Tenchi's space
girlfriends were. But she loves him SO much that she allows him to do anything he
wants to her, knowing that his mighty Johnson can get both of them off.
[SPLURRRT!!]
An hour of rest and some erotic clean-up later, Tenchi and Sakuya left the
motel promising to meet (and screw) again.
-=**=-
Maybe the rest of the day will turn out normal, Tenchi thought. But alas, he
will have no such luxury. A Ryo-Ohki-style spaceship hovers over his head and
he's immediately captured by it's tractor beam.
Tenchi's soon shackled (Again?) to a cross in the center of a dark room
where infamous bounty hunter Nagi conjures up a way to torture her prey. For
some reason she has the heat up too high. So she decides to remove her black
cloak. She ends up revealing to poor Tenchi her ravashingly slender body wearing
a see-through fabric nightgown.
[SHWING!!] (You know, after a while it probably gets a bit tiresome for him
to have a hardon for every girl he meets...)
Nagi smirks with such pure evil. She strikes down upon her prey like the
hawk she sets herself to be. Only this time, it's mating season for this hawk. She
shoves his mighty Johnson into her, attempting to conquer this destructive weapon
with her own. She manages to get it all in despite the immence pain caused from
such manhood as his. It's Tenchi's turn to be lost in hyperspace.
[SPLURRRT...!!]
Nagi has succeeded triumphantly as she feels him explode into her. She
allows herself to have an orgasm in front of him, to hear her cum as she drenches
his mighty Johnson with her own liquids...
Mitsuki: FREEZE!! You are under arrest! Come out with your hands out,
NOW!!
It's Mitsuki in her Galaxy Police ship. It seems that Nagi has spent too much
time in the "No Spaceship Docking Zone."
Nagi: Damn...!
-=**=-
Mitsuki: Are you alright?
Tenchi: I'm not sure. I've been having sex with women all day.
Mitsuki: Tell ya what: Take a little rest. Lay on my bed for a while. Okay?
Tenchi: Why, thanks Mitsuki. (She's not really as mean as Kiyone said she is.)
While Tenchi slept Mitsuki takes the opportunity to try out those girls' high
school clothing she's got from Mihoshi. Apparently she's making a bit too much
noise. Tenchi wakes up to see what the commotion's all about, just to be greeted
by a very sexy-looking Mitsuki, exposing her pink underwear whilst she was
putting on her socks.
[SHWING*2!!!]
Mitsuki: Oh no. Guess I was too much stimulation for you there, huh?
Tenchi: Mitsuki! Help me!
Mitsuki: Alright, alright. Here!
Tenchi viciously stabs his might Johnson into the depths of her sex canal.
Though the expression on her face doesn't change.
Mitsuki: Well? Go on.
Tenchi: Uh... Mitsuki. You're... not...
Mitsuki: Oh I do this all the time! This is how I rise through the police ranks.
And besides, I earn some pocket change that way. So, screw to your
heart's content.
"Screw" was the word that immediately set him off. His manhood
continuously plunges into her like a raging demon. Her power universal is so good;
it's bringing him to the brink of eruption. Mitsuki, after years of her pussy being
plunged into, only manages to softly moan before...
[SPLURRRRTT!!!]
Mitsuki: (Makes a weird face.) Oh, that's heavenly! Keep it in! Just keep it in
for a while! Do you feel it? Do you feel yourself emptying your nut
into me? (Tenchi nods automatically.) Good. I want you to keep it in
me. Let it get soft. I don't want you to just leave and then be horny
the next hour. Keep it in me... Oh yesss... Yeah... See? It's going
soft... Yes... Get soft... It's shrinking... Shrinking... There! (Brings
Tenchi's face towards her chest and between her breasts.) See? That
was great! That was the best sex you've ever had. Right?
Tenchi: Mitsuki... I have to go...
Mitsuki: And do what?
Tenchi: My friends are worried about me at home.
Mitsuki: Oh. I'm sorry.
-=**=-
Tenchi makes it back to the Masaki household, but Mayuka runs him over
trying to greet him at the door.
Mayuka: Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! I'm so glad that daddy's back!!
Tenchi: Ouch... Mayuka!
Mayuka: Did you bring me anything, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy?!
Tenchi: [Oh, that Mayuka is so cute. She keeps calling me "daddy" when she
knows good and well that I'm not technically her daddy, and she's a
year younger than I am.]
Mayuka: You didn't bring me anything?! That's okay! Daddy can give me
something else! Right, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy?!! ^0^
[SHWING!! AAAAAHH!! NOT AGAIN!! NOT WITH HER!!]
Mayuka: Oh, what a big thing you got between your legs,
daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!
Tenchi: [The better to fuck your...] AAAARGH!! No, Mayuka! I can't...!
Mayuka: (Spreads herself wide and changes her personality.) C'mon, Tenchi.
You want it. I want it. There's no escape.
Mayuka frees his mighty Johnson from it's cage yet again. His animalistic
urges take over once more and pounds the living daylights out of yet another
victim's pussy. Mayuka howls outworldishly as she feels herself get banged and
filled and violated repeatedly for minutes on end...
[SPLURRRTT!!]
An uncontrollable shockwave hits Tenchi as he downloads his seed into her.
And he keeps on filling her; he's unable to stop his torrent of semen squirting from
out of his manhood. It ends up spilling from out of the lucious daughter/not-daughter's pussy and onto the floor. Mayuka's eyes are rolled far back into her
head, moaning until her lungs ran out of air. Suddenly she turns back to normal.
Mayuka: That was the greatest, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! Let's do this
again and again and again and again, forever and ever and ever,
daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!
Tenchi facevaults in total loss of energy.
-=**=-
After a good dinner, Tenchi decides to hit the bed early. He knew it's going
to be one of those days again: The fighting, the explosions, the swift mood changes,
the havoc, the chaos, and ultimately, the fucking. If the girls had their way with
him, they'd clone him and use the clones as anatomically-correct fuck-dolls! This
is terrible. He wished he'd never freed the demon, Ryoko, from her prison.
Just then, a soft light appears in the middle of the room. Tenchi gets up to
see what it is, thinking it's probably Ryoko or Washuu trying to get another fuck
from him. But then, it turns out to be the High Goddess of Jurai, Tsunami, wearing
the Juraian ceremonial robe and a weak smile on her face.
Tsunami: Well, Lord Tenchi. It seems that it was a busy day for you.
Tenchi: Well... heh. The only complaint is that it's taking it's toll on me. I
can't keep doing this forever, you know.
Tsunami: But you have drunk the water from the tree of life, Tenchi Masaki.
You will be able to last for centuries. There is no need for you to
worry about that.
Tenchi: You've got to excuse me, Miss Tsunami. All I want right now is to
catch some Z's...
Tsunami: Then you will "catch your Z's."
And with that, the High Goddess of Jurai flings off her robe to reveal... A
Juraian summer string bikini swimsuit!
[SHWING!!]
Tenchi: Oh God, help me! HELP ME, PLEASE!!
Tsunami: Help you? From what?
Tenchi: It happens every time! You want me to do you, and then I grab you
and rape the crap outta you! I can't do that anymore!
Tsunami: Well, what do you want to do?
Tenchi: I wanna be gentler! I wanna be kinder! I wanna give you the real
sexual experience a real man can give!
Tsunami: TENCHI!! It has always been this way; with animals and with
humans. The female wants to be mated, the male wants to mate. The
female opens her gates and the male enters. Fluid gets transfered. It is
so simple. (Comes over to Tenchi and places his hand onto her left
breast.) Tenchi, my lord. Be simple.
[SSHHWIIING!!!]
Tenchi finally loses it as he slams his mighty*2 Johnson into the Juraian
Goddess. It ends up being more than she can handle, but is too lost into the fusion
of pain and pleasure to tell him to stop. Tenchi's animalistic behavior pounds away
at Tsunami's soft turquoise-haired palace as she releases a "tsunami" of primordial
juices onto his shaft, balls, and legs. He feels it coming, and he removes himself
from her gates as he rolls her over and prepares to unleash his furry all over her
supreme goddess body.
[SSSSPPLLLUUURRRRTTTT!!!!!!]
Tenchi's mighty*2 Johnson fires blast after blast of jizz all over Tsunami's
face, hair, breast, chest, stomach... She grabs his Johnson and slurps the rest of his
stickiness from his member, which is still shooting and running on automatic for a
while.
-=**=-
Tenchi finally manages to get some sleep. He doesn't want to think about sex
anymore. Not tomorrow, not for the whole week, not for the whole month!
He dreams of a nice dream; a dream about meeting his mother. She looks so
nice when she was young. She and his father were such a great couple during that
time. (It's no wonder why he turned into the pervert we know and hardly care for
today.)
He's at a tree in the park, waiting for his mother to come by. And there he is,
wearing that lovely Japanese school outfit and her hair in a long ponytail.
Tenchi: Oh mom! I'm so glad I can see you again!
Achika: Tenchi, my son. I'm so proud of you. You're growing up to be a
healthy boy.
Tenchi: (Takes her into an embrace.) Mom. My life is terrible now. I'm
being forced to have sex with all these alien girls. And they won't give
me any rest what so ever.
Achika: Huh? And you don't like it?
Tenchi: Well, it's not that I don't like it...
Achika: Do you hate them?
Tenchi: No, I don't. It's just that...
Achika: It's just what?
Tenchi: It's just happening to me all at once. I'm... turning into this animal
which I can't control...
Tenchi's mother releases him from her hold and frowns upon him.
Achika: Tenchi... dear... Where do you_THINK_ you got those traits from?
Tenchi: Uhh... My... Dad...?
Tenchi's dad, young Nobuyuki, is in his room, butt-nekkid and totally
evaporated from having way too much sex.
Achika: WRONG!! (She starts to bounce quite nervously, causing her son to
worry.) I died some years after I had you. Do you know why?
Tenchi: No...? Why...?
Achika: Your father and I were planning to have another child. But I wasn't as
young as I thought I was back then. So...!
Tenchi: You died of a heart attack... during sex...??
Achika: [GUUSSSHHHH] That's right! And I'm STILL HORNY!!!
Tenchi tried to run away at that point, but Achika manages to catch him
before he even got the chance. She rips his pants off, slides his cock right into
herself, and starts humping away. Tenchi goes into a terrible shock as he sees his
own mom turning into the same sex beast that he was, right in front of him. After a
while she breaks into an orgasm, howling like a wolf as she releases her fluids on
top of the cock of her own son, causing him to ejaculate...
-=**=-
Tenchi snaps out of his wet nightmare; only to find himself ejaculating into a
woman who's also in bed with him. He doesn't even want to know who's pussy
he's in right now.
Ryo-Ohki: Meow? <Tenchi?>
No, just forget about it. Just forget about ever having a nice normal life as a
shinto priest. Right now he's just a sextoy...
THE END
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Author's Personal Rating On The Tenchi Universe
=Universe= Rating (1-5)
Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki OAV 1-6 2
Tenchi Muyo OAV 7 2
Tenchi Muyo Mihoshi Special 3
Tenchi Muyo OAV 8-13 2
Pretty Sammy OAV 1-3 4
Tenchi Muyo TV 4
Pretty Sammy TV 5
More Tenchi Muyo TV 5
Tenchi Muyo In Love (Movie 1) 3
Tenchi Muyo Midsummer's Eve/ 4
Daughter of Darkness (Movie 2)
=Characters=Ratings(1-5) ^(TV), *(Special), #Movie
Tenchi 3 ^Nagi 5
Ryoko 3 ^Ken-Ohki 1
Aeka 3 ^Mitsuki 5
Sasami 4 ^Misao 4
Ryo-Ohki 3 ^Pixy Misa 5
Mihoshi 4 ^Ramia 5
Washuu 3 ^Rumia 4
Nobuyuki 2 *Chihiro 5
Katsuhiko 2 #Achika 4
*Tsunami 3 #Trakal 4
*Kiyone 5 #Mayuka 5
Guard 1 2 ^Sakuya 5
Guard 2 3
Author's belief: Character group on the right should have their own show, titled
"Excluding Heaven & Earth / Tenchi Ganaito." Hmmm... Fanfic idea, anyone?
Shinji Ikari, The 10 o'Clock Assassin
alias Agent Double-Vision-7 Jon Bang and Kokushimaru Rokugamikaze
tyree3@pacbell.net
Read some of my EVA lemons at:
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