Subject: [FFML][Nadesico][Lemon] The Lucky Stiff!
From: Tyree Family
Date: 3/6/1999, 1:36 AM
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General Lemon Warnings Apply: This story contains SEX, SEX, SEX!  Tons of lip-
smacking, raunchy sex and needless dialogue!  If you are under the age of 18, you are
not suppose to be reading this.  If you are under 18 and reading this, then you must
be either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.  I will place you in the same category
as those suckers who'd bought those Macross Valkare Jets that are suppose to
transform but don't.

Martian Successor Nadesico is a property of Star Child, Xebec, ING, and Movic. 
Star Trek references are courtesy of Gene Rodenberry and Paramount Corporations. 
Other credit will go to where credit's due.  Any attempt to sue me will be met with
fierce opposition.  We have the technology.  WE ARE BORG!

                        THE LUCKY STIFF
           A Martian Successor Nadesico Lemon Fanfic
     Unprofessionally Typed By The "Untouchably Depressing"
              Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin

     It's several years in the past.  The planet is Mars, the location is the Paradyme
sector, and the sun is attempting to shine through the thin clouds.  A little girl is
following a little boy and calling his name...
     "Akito...!  Akito...!  Akito...!  Akito...!  Akito...!"

     Ruri walks to the center of the stage.  She then takes a deep breath...
     "I would like to take this opportunity to express my feeling on how much of
an imbecile the author of this fanfic is.  He thinks that because the ladies of
Nadesico are so sexy that it's his god given right to write sex stories about them. 
Although he has potential, he has substandard writing skills.  He should be doing his
homework or something more fruitful than writing lemons.  This terrible attempt of
a story only shows which brain he's acutally thinking with.  Just be warned that
anything anyone does in this fanfic is out of clear stupidity.  I just had to get that
across your minds.  Thank you."
     Ruri leaves the stage, and the fanfic resumes playing.

                Part 1: I'll Make You Feel Good!

     A young lady's beautiful body, covered only by a towel, is in a darkened room. 
This body belongs to Yurika.  Her arms are wrapped around herself because it's cold. 
"Akito..." she calls out, "I'm deeply in love with you.  Don't you see?  I want you to
make love to me!"

     Akito jumps up from his bed screaming and breaking out in a cold sweat.  He
finds himself in his own room.  The same dream.  The same dream as all those other
nights.  About Yurika...
     'Why am I having dreams about her?  I don't even like her.  She's a pest, she
doesn't know how to cook, and she's always getting me in trouble.  Then he
remembered a talk he had with Nagare last night:
     "You don't seem to have feeling for the young captain, do you?" Nagare says
mockingly.  "Ha!  I plan to take her out of your arms!  You won't be much of an
opponent to me!  Her heart will belong to me!"
     But Akito retorts, "I don't think it's your choice on who she likes or who her
heart belongs to.  Now, I became her friend.  And if you want to capture her heart,
then you better learn to treat her right and give her true happiness.  I've been doing
that, even though that wasn't a job I wanted to do."
     "But if you don't like her, then why don't you say so to her face?"
     "Because if I did, she wouldn't smile anymore."
     That's the reason.  She's willing to open her heart to the right person.  That's
what Akito likes about her.  He wants to see Yurika enjoy herself.  But he's never
thought of her in such a way that he might lose control and have sex with her. 
That's not him.  Now what will he do?  He needs to talk to a professional...

     The Nadesico is at the 14th dock in Spacestation 239, nearby Klingon.  The
main crew is in the control room looking at the computer-controlled spacemap right
under them.
     2nd Admiral Erina Kinzouwong starts first.  "The Romulans and the Borg have
been having territorial disputes for the past six decades.  The Romulans wanted to
construct an ENP (Erzhel NanoProgram) warp portal so they can connect with the
Earth Solar System.  But the Borg want to construct a Bio-Mech-Pico reproduction
plant to continue breeding their kind.  The war between them became bloody and
horrible.
     Nadesico's main accountant, Prospector, then adds, "The war has also become
costly in terms of money.  The bill for both parties has ran up to the Earthling
equivilant of about eight trillion dollars."  Everybody in the room sweatdrops.
     "Anyway," continues Erina, "Our job is to aid the Kysole Axis Fleet in keeping
the two factions from continuing this war while the higher ups in the USS (United
Solar Systems) try to negotiate peace talks."
     Ryouko's eager for a battle to take place.  "I hope we can bust some heads
soon.  I haven't had a good fight in months."
     "You always wanna fight, Ryouko." says Hikaru with a heavy sigh.  "I think
having fights with beings to travel in ships that look like boxes is not a good idea."
     Izumi, who has been giggling all this time, manages to blurt out, "EPMD!! 
EEEEE, PEEEEE, EEMMM DEEEEE!!!"  She now runs around the room and goes
nuts causing everyone to sweatdrop and wonder how she ever became a pilot.
     Ist Lieutentant Aoi Jun takes over.  "So, I guess when the repairs are done we
should be going.  Right, Yurika?" he asks.
     "Yeah, but where's Akito?" asks the young captain.  "In fact, where's Minato
and Nagare?"
     "Tenkawa says that he'll be visiting doctor Fresange." Jun answers.  "I don't
know where Akatsuke and Haruka are..."

     In a small room very far from the control room, sounds of lovemaking can be
heard.  A trail of clothes are lying on the floor.  Two people are making passionate
love with each other, both glistening in their own sweat.  Nagare attacks Minato's
pussy with his hard cock, causing her juice to flow from her heavenly lips.
     "See?  I told you I can make you feel good," states Nagare in between grunts.
     "YES!  I feel good!  I'm feeling the best I've ever had in my life!" screams
Minato as she starts to come, holding her lover's cock like a vice grip.  The extra
tightness causes Nagare to lose his control and shoot his hot seed into her soaking
wet canal.

     "I see you have a problem, Mr. Tenkawa."
     Akito is in Dr. Fresange' room speaking with her.
     "I'll have you know that you're a very popular and attractive guy.  'Akito
Tenkawa, the young cook who's forced to become a pilot once more.'  You've also
become quite a babe magnet."
     "But, I didn't wanna be a pilot, or a babe magnet for that matter," states
Akito.  "What do I do?"
     "Well, first you got to figure out who you're dealing with.  You've got three
women who want to be within your heart."  Fresange snaps her fingers and a "virtuo-
screen" pops out beside her.  The screen shows the faces of three women: Yurika,
Megumi, and Ryouko.  "Now, lets first start with Yurika.  Who is she to you?"
     "Well, she's a childhood friend.  She's always getting me in trouble, though. 
And I hadn't have a thought in my mind that she would become captain of a
spaceship."
     "But do you want to have sex with her?"
     "Well...  Uh..."
     "Okay, next we go to Megumi.  What are your thoughts about her?"
     "She's... kinda nice.  She's got a nice voice.  I'd say that she's the most
approciable of the people I've met."
     "But do you want to do her?"
     Akito goes silent.  Does he really want to do her?
     "Lastly we have Ryouko.  Tell me what you think about her."
     "Well...  She saved my live several times.  I'm trying to find a good way of
saying 'thanks.'  I don't know how, though."
     "Do you want to get romantically involved with her?"
     "I don't know if she wants to get romantically involved.  With me, or anyone."
     "Are you afraid of sex?" asks the cool doctor, giving our hero a vicious smile.
     This gives Akito a powerful shock.  He's never thought of any woman in a sexy
way.  "W-w-well...  I've n-never thought... about sex.  I didn't really think it was
important..."
     "I'll tell you what: I'll make you feel nice.  While I'm doing you, try and
picture in your mind one of the three ladies you want to get with most."
     "Make me feel nice?  How are you gonna do that?"
     Akito doesn't get an answer.  All he gets from Dr. Fresange is a wicked smile as
she disappears under the table.

     Yurika and Jun are in the lunchroom snacking on the Klingon Seaturtles, the
meaty snack that can be eaten alive.  The Klingons are a violent race, no matter how
diplomatic you try to get them.  They like to bring live animals to the dinner table
and kill them on the spot.  The crew of the Nadesico took a long while to learn this
custom.
     Yurika eats off some of the live meat.  "Tastes a little salty.  Hey, Jun.  The
crew seems to be a little more relaxed now."
     "Since the USS took down the 'Consentual Affections Law,' we haven't had
any more complaints from our crew, or any crew for that matter," says Jun.  "The
Prospector still thinks it's a bad idea to do it, though.  But it's for the best."
     "Erina said that the law was there to stop the spread sexual diseases," states
Yurika.  "I wonder where Akito is.  I hope he's okay..."

     Ines takes Akito's limp cock and puts it in her mouth, licking the head. 
Akito's eyes are twiching violently.  'I don't believe this!  Why is she doing this?!'
     "What's wrong?" asks Ines.  "All these womem like you.  Don't you wanna feel
good?"  She puts his cock back into her mouth.
     'What's going on?!  It... feels good, though...'  As Ines licks on his cock, it
starts to get hard.  Akito takes a deep breath and starts to relax.  He leans back and
tries to think about the three women...
     "If you give me a kiss, then I might be able to hold on longer."  Yurika had
tears in her eyes that day.  It was clear that she wanted him.  He was the only man in
her mind at that time.
     "You must never lose hope, Akito.  No matter what happens.  Cheer up." 
Megumi obviously has feeling for him.  Or else she woudn't have kissed him in the
mech hanger.
     "You should be a man right about now.  You shouldn't ask for any help from
anybody."  Ryouko treats him like her little brother.  She might have some feeling
towards him, although she will not admit it.
     Ines is really getting into this blowjob thing.  She's taking Akito deeper and
deeper into her mouth.  Akito is really starting to enjoy it.  But he can't decide who
he wants to feel good with; Yurika, Megumi, or Ryouko.  Ines licks on his head and
pumps on his cock harder and harder.  Akito soon reaches his brink.  He gives out a
very loud moan as his chasity belt gets broken.  His semen quickly travels up his cock
and shoots into Ines' mouth.  She gladly swallows his seed down her throat, trying to
drain the life out of him through his cock.  On Akito's face is a large smile; this is his
first time he's ever gotten this good a public service done on him.
     Ines sits back onto her chair.  "So, did that felt good?" she asks.
     "Yeah.  That felt really good." Akito answers.
     "So, have you made your decision?"
     "I don't know.  I don't think any of them will go as far as you."
     "You shouldn't worry, Mr. Tenkawa.  If the woman you love loves you, then
you can go as far as you like."

              Part 2: Akito's The Only One For Me!

     Yurika leaves the lunchroom in search for her prized love Akito.  As she walks
by the liquid refreshment machines she gives her salutations to Nagare the expert
pilot and Seiya the technician.
     "Damn!" says Nagare.  "The captain's got the body that just won't quit!  Why
isn't that dummy Tenkawa taking advantage of her?"
     "My wife had that 'body that just didn't quit,'" states the normally crazed
technician.  "But I ruined it all by marrying her and producing a child."
     "Married?!  I didn't know that you were married!" the usually cool pilot goes.
     "It was ten years ago.  The company I worked for decided to throw an
anniversary party.  Someone brought in liquor and the next thing I know, I woke up
in a motel with Ayami beside me.  We were both covered with sweat, and she had
the taste of cum in her mouth.  A few months later, she was diagnosed pregnant." 
Seiya takes a sip from his Romulan Pacas Drink.  "We decided to get married and
raise the kid together, and I was gonna quit the life of swinging.  But Nergal called
me in, and now I'm in a spaceship surrounded by beautiful womem.  I'm afraid my
old tendancies will come back on me again."
     "Well," starts Nagare, "If you wanna fuck, you wanna fuck.  There are places
you can go to fulfill your needs."
     "Yeah, but without love between couples, the sex wouldn't be as good."

     Yurika makes it to Dr Fresange' office and is now talking with her.
     "Tenkawa read your report while he was here.  He's now in his room on stand-
by," says Ines.  But she notices that the captain is giving her an ugly look.  "What? 
What's wrong?"
     "You smell funny." Yurika answers.
     "OH!  Uh...  I was eating...  Henrosaurus Meat with Corporus Sause."
     "Yeah.  Sure."

     Yurika, now furious, marches down the hallway towards Akito's room. 'I don't
know who she's trying to fool!  I know cum when I smell it!  I'm not stupid!'  Her
minds go back to the days when she was 14; when she has been continuously raped
by a group of boys, each taking turns forcing their stinking cum down her throat.

     Akito is watching an episode of Gekiganger for the kilo-umpteenth time, the
one where Ken meets Aquamarine.  Akito wants to be in love with someone who can
cook the best, but none of the girls he met are able to cook well enough.
     There's loud banging on the door.  "AKITO!!  AKITO, LET ME IN!!" shouts
the captain from behind the door.  Akito starts to get worried.  Did she find out
about him and Ines?  He comes to open the door, and it soon slides open...
     Yurika barracades herself in, pushing Akito to the floor.  She then turns
around and locks the door.  She does an about face towards Akito and gives him an
angry look.
     "Uh, is there something wrong, captain?" asks our poor hero.
     "No!  There's nothing 'wrong,' Akito!  I'm just wondering why you went to
Dr. Ines Fresange to get a blowjob instead of me!  Am I not good enough?!"
     "Will you just calm down, Yurika!"
     "I keep telling you that I would be there for you, whatever problems you
might have.  Money, legal problems, sex; I can provide anything you like.  Because
I'm your friend.  Right?!"
     "Please, let me explain..."
     "ANSWER THE QUESTION, AKITO!!"
     "Yes, you are my friend..."
     "Then why her?"
     "Because I though she would help me.  You were in competition with a few
other ladies on this ship.  And I was hoping I would fix this problem before you end
up in a catfight.  Besides, it was her idea..."
     Yurika was taking of her clothes while he was talking, and he soon took notice. 
He then goes into shock.
     "Yurika!  What are you doing?!"
     "Akito, I'm pretty pissed off at you right now.  I want you to make love to me
right now!"
     "What?  Wait!  You're not thinking rationally...!"
     "If you don't do as I say, I'll have you drummed out of the fleet!"
     Yurika has become very serious at this point, and Akito has no choice but to
comply.  He starts taking his clothes off hoping nobody will interupt them.  Yurika,
still pissed, goes over to him and rips off the rest of his clothes.  She then proceeds to
grab his cock and shove it down her throat.  Akito yelps, then moans from the great
suction in her mouth.  Yurika violently sucks and slurps on his cock, burnt in her
mind that sex is the ultimate way of proving her love to her friend.

     Seiya is at his bench, sullenly giving some more work to his small reenactment
of the "Mecha War of Siuhng-Hou."  He wonders how his wife and child are doing; if
they're getting enough money, if they have enough clothes to wear or food to eat... 
Hikaru, the tutti-frutti pilot, walks by and decides to check up on what Seiya's doing.
     "Hi-de-ho, Uribakate!  Anything I can help you with?" she busts out.
     Seiya gives out a heavy sigh and says, "I just though I might do some fine-
tuned adjusting to my work.  I then need to redesign the engines for mechs 15 and
226.  I just got a lot of work to do...  All I have in my life is the work I do..."
     "You're still not angry at me for dumping you, are you?"
     "No, I'm not mad.  I'm just incredibly lonely.  It's not everyday you get to
meet someone who's beautiful and has the same interest."
     "That's the problem," starts Hikaru.  "You'll say that I'm beautiful and what-
not today, but next month, or maybe two years from now, your opinion of me will be
totally different.  I had boyfriends in the past, and I don't know why they don't stay
with me long.  It's either my personality or my poor hygiene...  I don't know.  I just
don't want you to make any attempts at being my boyfriend."
     "You really shouldn't put yourself in such a low position."
     Hikaru gives off her question face as Seiya finishes off his mech model.
     "Beings of any planet aren't meant to live alone.  If a relationship doesn't
work, try another.  Keep trying until you find the right one.  Try it with someone
who likes what you like.  The ends might come off better than the means.  If you
like, I can show you the way."
     Hikaru just starts staring in amazement.  'Is Uribatake that interested in me?'

     "AAAAAHH!!  I'M COMING!!!" Akito yells out as he shoots his sperm into
Yurika's mouth.  Anticipating this, she swallows hard taking everything he can give
him.  Akito collapse to the floor; his balls spent from coming twice in one Earth day. 
But Yurika isn't through with him, not by a longshot.
     She grabs from her shirt pocket a tube of lubricant and proceeds to rub some
of it on Akito's limping dick.  He looks up wondering why she is doing this, hoping
that she isn't planning on doing the inevitable.  Yurika pumps on his shaft and licks
on his head, making him hard again.  Then, when he's hard enough, she positions her
naked body over Akito's dick and spreads her asscheeks wide.
     "Yurika, No!" shouts Akito.  "Don't do this!"
     "I'm doing this because I love you," she says.  "You're the only one for me."
     With that Yurika goes down onto his cock, stuffing every inch of his
masculinity up her unmentionable.  Unbelievably, his cock slips right in, and Akito
goes into full shock due to her inconceivable tightness.  This is blowing his mind. 
His dick is up the ass of the captain of Nadesico; he's got his cock up the anal rectum
of his childhood friend.
     "No more running away this time, Akito!" says Yurika.  "This time you're
dealing with it!"  She pumps up and down on him; her ass like a vice grip hold onto
his cock.  Akito's mind is in turmoil.  He doesn't want to come up into her childhood
friend's ass.  But if he doesn't do what she says she'll kick him out of Nadesico. 
There's a part of him that wants to explode into her, but there's also this incredible
amount of guilt and fear that surrounds him.  Yurika continues to pump on him
saying things like, "Is it good?  Does it feel good?"
     To Akito this feels too good...  This is the ultimate in love-making...  He wants
very badly to explode in her...  "But Yurika...!  I can't... c-can't come in your... 
AAAAAAHHH!!!"  Akito falls off the edge.  He shoots the rest of his sperm, and
whatever manhood left in him, up Yurika's ass.  She screams loudly as she feels her
friend shooting into her.  She finally got her way; Akito is hers.
     She collapse onto his chest, her sexual energy spent, feeling the happiest she
can.  Akito is in total shock.  Yurika has used her power to totally take advantage of
him... to use him for her ends... to (dare he even think it) "rape" him.  What will he
do now?

     Meanwhile, in another room, Hikaru is sucking on Seiya's dick and playing
with his balls.  Seiya's taking in all this estacy as Hikaru profesionally licks up and
down his cock, around his balls, and then back up to the head of his dick.
     "If you really love me, then you give me some cream..." she sing to herself as
she pumps on his dick.  "If you love what I'm doing, then give me a sign.  I like it
when you come in my face, 'cause that's the best part..."
     Seiya grunts out loud as he ejaculates onto Hikaru's face.  His come hits her
cheeks, her hair, and her glasses.  She gleefully puts his dick back into her mouth,
sucking up the remnants of his sticky love juices.  She finally lets his dick soften,
leaving a string of sperm from her mouth.
     "Delicious. ^_^" she says.

                Part 3: Megumi's Beautiful Voice

     The Nadesico finally makes it to the area of space between Romula and Borg. 
It joins the rest of the battleships as they keep the two planets from warring with
each other.  Most of the important players are in the control room of the Nadesico,
with Admiral Sadaaki starting first.
     "Well, I'm glad that we all made it in one piece today!  I'm sure that you
lovely people here will handle your jobs with efficiency.  You know, keeping planets
from having war with each other really is a big task..."  Sadaaki notices Captain
Yurika having a larger-than-life smile on her usually cute face.  "You seem to be in an
eager mood today, Captain."
     "I just had the most wonderful dream last night." Yurika says to her admiral. 
"Now I'm ready to tackle the big problems!"
     "Does that dream have anything to do with Tenkawa?" asks the Admiral.
     Yurika giggles a bit and answers, "Maybe..."
     Megumi, who's at the control console, is watching the Captain very closely,
taking note of her behavior.  She also realizes that Akito isn't here.  Does Yurika's
behavior have anything to do with Akito?  If she ever found out that Yurika and
Akito had done the unmentionable together, then it would totally destroy her.  She
decides to look for him later.

     Megumi finds him in the lunchroom, holding his head down in total
depression.  Hou Mai, the master chef, is nearby cutting some lettuce.  Obviously he
has heard Akito's problem but is unable to help him.  He sees Megumi come in and
goes, "Well, hello, Megumi.  Akito has been waiting for someone like you to come
in."  With that, Akito sinks his head deeper.
     Megumi sits beside him, placing her arm around him.  "I was beginning to
notice something weird with the Captain.  She was feeling happier than usual.  I
wonder if it had anything to do with you, Akito."
     He then turns his face to see the woman that also loves him.  She gasps when
she sees his face stained with tears that have been flooding from his eyes.  Akito
couldn't bare to look her in the face after what happened.  This is a terrible time for
him indeed.  Could he explain to her what happened?  Will she understand him or
break him in two?
     Megumi soon starts to smile a little.  "I know," she says.  "It's because you
were having such a good time with Yurika that somehow you would end up breaking
my heart.  Is that it?"
     "Meg.  Please, let me explain..." was all that Akito could get out.
     "Okay.  Then let me hear your side of the story." she says to him.

     The two end up in Megumi's room, where Akito explains everything that had
happened last night.  Megumi turns whiter than the wall around her.  Yurika would
go as far as violating herself to prove her love to him.  There was no way that she
could compete with someone who's willing to take that great a risk.  And on top of
that, she used her hierarchy as captan upon him.  Akito, meanwhile, is holding his
head down in shame.
     "Why don't you write a report to the higher-ups at the USS?" she asks.
     "I can't," he answers.  "If the USS finds out, then she'll reverse the charges
and say that I've raped her.  And then there will be no end to it.  I don't know what
to do."
     "I feel so sorry for you, Akito."  Megumi comes over to him and gives him a
big hug.  Akito starts hugging her back, crying on her shoulder.  "No one should have

to force their love on anyone," she says to him.  "I will show you true love, Akito."

     Captain Yurika, Admiral Sadaaki, and 2nd Admiral Erina are at the battle
mecha hanger, watching as the pilots are preparing to blast off for the rest of the
spaceships in the area.
     "...And we're gonna get pilots from the other ships, Admiral?" asks Yurika.
     "This will only be for a while," answers Erina.  "We just want to make sure we
mix the best pilots with the others."
     "It's too bad that Akito's signed himself to stay here," says Yurika.  "We could
really use all the help we can get."
     "The boy has made his decision," Sadaaki tells her.  "Someone so emotional
and problem-filled as him should not be involved in the troubles of others."
     Yurika stares at one of the mechs taking off.  "I wondering how he's doing
now," she silently says, smiling a bit.

     Akito and Megumi are on the bed, locked in a long passionate kiss.  They then
break from the kiss.  "Akito, you can do whatever you like.  Just don't go too far,
okay?" she tells her lover.  Akito gives her a smile, then kisses her again.  He proceeds
to take her sweater off, unbutton her shirt, and reaches under her skirt to take off her
panties.  Megumi obliges by positioning herself as he takes off her panties.  He then
goes to the clamp in the front of her bra, and unhooks it.
     He looks down at Megumi's body.  She's so stunningly beautiful.  She reminds
him of the lovely woman he saw in an old sex magazine.  This is what he wants.  This
is the girlfriend he wants to have.  He takes hold of her breasts and licks his tongue
around her nipples; first the left one, then the right.  Megumi moans as she feels her
breast being held by her lover's hands.
     Akito then flips her skirt up to marvel at the sight of her ravishing shaved box
between her legs.  He takes his fingers and spreads her pussy lips wide.  He goes in
and licks at her clit, causing her to spasm and moan thunderously.  He sticks his
fingers into Megumi's sopping pussy whilst he licks on her clit, causing her to moan
some more.  Akito then finds her hymem, the barrier of skin that proves Megumi's
virginity.  He decides he's going to break that barrier.  So he gets up, pulls out his
hard cock, and positions himself between her legs.
     "I must warn you, Meg," Akito says to her.  "This is gonna hurt."
     "It's okay," Megumi assures him.  "I want you to bust through... and enjoy
yourself."
     Megumi opens her legs and pussy lips wide, anticipating Akito's large dick. 
Building up his courage, he shoves his dick in.  He gets halted by her hymen, and she
starts to feel the pain.  But Akito keeps slamming it in, causing her to moan in more
pain.  Then, with a hard push, he finally breaks through.  Megumi gives out a deep
howl as she wraps her legs around his waist and her pussy muscles around his dick. 
She tries to squeeze the life out of him like a boa constrictor, and Akito couldn't help
but to bulge his eyes out and gasp for air.
     The shock winds down, and Megumi soon relaxes her pussy and leg muscles,
releasing Akito.  He collapse on top of her, trying to get his consciousness together. 
He comes up to her face and wipes the tears off her cheeks.
     "You're okay, Meg?"
     "I'm okay, Akito."
     With that, the couple now start copulating.  He rams his large cock in and out
of her tight pussy; flowing from it the love juices and a small trail of blood.  They
both moan out each other's name as they get sweaty from the experience.  Akito
kisses Megumi in the mouth, invading her insides with his tongue.  But he gets out of
her face for a while since he tries to consentrate on making her come with his dick.
     Akito continuously rams his manhood into her womanhood with renewed
determination.  Megumi is losing her control.  She starts yelling about how good this
is and how much he loves Akito.  She finally loses it, howling her loudest, and her
love juices gush out of her pussy onto his dick and legs.  Akito is getting close to the
brink as well, but he wants to make this meeting special.  So he exits her sopping
mess and lays his dick between her cleavage.
     Megumi doesn't understand why he's doing this, but she happily lets him do
what he wants.  She holds her breasts together and lets him fuck her tits.  Akito
finally grunts out loudly and falls off his edge.  His come shoots out of his cock and
flies onto her face.  She collapse onto the bed, with Akito still on top of her.  The
action soon winds down, and Megumi tiredly plays with his dick as it drools semen
from its head.  She lets it go limp as she rubs it between her breasts.
     "Akito, do you love me?" Megumi asks.
     "Yes, I do," Akito answers.

     In the control room, Ruri and Minato are looking at her screen showing the
hot action taking place in Megumi's room.  "Oh wow!  Tenkawa must be braver than
I thought!" was Minato's reaction.  Ruri's just contemplating on how much of an
imbecile Akito, and the author, are.
     The door slides open, and Yurika walks in with Jun following close behind. 
"The captain's back!" Yurika shouts.  But then she notices the two deckhands
looking at the small screen.  She runs to the commotion trying to find out what
they're looking at.  She then looks at the screen only to get the concussion that
would normally destroy planet Jupiter.
     "Akito...  And Megumi...  Are... are..."  Yurika's face turns ghostly white.
     Jun joins the rest of the people, pushing Yurika aside a bit, to see what the
commotion's about.  Minato starts the conversation.  "Well, well, well.  Looks like he
gets turned on by average women, huh?  I guess high-energy, high-yield women are
not his thing."
     "Tenkawa has made his choice," he adds.  "Yurika, I know this is a hard thing
to swallow, but just remember that he is a man first and formost.  Hey, Ruri.  What
do you think of this situation, besides the fact that Tenkawa is an idiot?"
     "The human sex genitals should be used to reproduce one more of their kind,
not for entertainment purposes," states Ruri.  "Your idiocy, your meager attempts to
obtain that little piece of what you call happiness, the waste of your natural talent. 
These will all be your downfall."
     "Then I guess you're right, Ruri," Minato says to her.  "Were all idiots..."
     The scenery disappears, leaving only Yurika and a spotlight above her.
     "Akito is...  Is..."  Tears start flowing from her eyes.

                    Part 4: The Human Touch

     The peace talks have started between the Romulans and the Borg.  It seems to
be progressing at a slow pace.  Though all that the Borg want to do is showcase their
technology, and all that the Romulans want to do is drink the equivilant of tea.  Still,
they're making progress, and that's good.
     It's been about an Earth month since Captain Yurika had saw the truth.  From
that day forward she has become somber and frozen emotionwise.  But her mood
doesn't get noticed; either she was too good hiding it or nobody was paying
attention.
     Jun is the only one that has been paying attention to her mood.  He has been
told by Yurika's father of the time she had been taken advantage of by several college
boys.  That incident had dramatized her so much.  Since then she had tried to build
up her power through hard work and personal friendships with Jun and a few other
people.  He can tell that she has become mentally distorted, so now he's worried
about her.
     Jun starts looking for her.  But Yurika cannot be found on the Nadesico.  He
asks Ruri to track her down, and her comlink has been found on the Krakkus, a
neighboring battleship from the USS. 'Waitaminute.  The Krakkus has been
notorious for it's multitude of sex scandals.  Yurika wouldn't go as far as to...!'
     Jun travels to the Krakkus, hoping that Yurika isn't doing the unthinkable. 
He docks his ship in the hanger, then travels down the hallway in search of the men's
locker room.  He finally finds the place, hoping that he wouldn't find Yurika there,
and he opens the door...
     The smell of semen flows toward the outside of the room.  Piles of pilots are
on the floor, their limp dicks hanging out of their pants, moaning in pain from their
continuous ejaculations.  Jun, still in shock from this offensive sight, tries to walk
through the pile of men laying on the floor.  He ends up in the middle of the locker
room to find Yurika, butt-nekkid, covered from head to toe with cum, jerking off a
couple of limp dicks, and still wanting that hot action she had when she was 14...
     "Please don't go limp!  I want more!  I want more...!" she yells.  Then she
notices Jun right in front of her.  "Oh.  Hi, Jun!  You wanna fuck?!"  Her cum-stained
hand reaches out for his crotch.
     Jun smacks her hand out of the way.  "Cut that out, Yurika!  This isn't high
school!"

     Meanwhile, back in the Nadesico, Akito and Megumi are at the mecha hanger
waiting for the three lady pilots to exit their space mechas.  Ryouko, Hikaru, and
Izumi walk together towards the couple.  Everyone gives each other their
salutations...
     "So, how's it like being assimilated by the Borg?" asks Akito.
     "Assimilated?" goes Ryouko.  "I thought it was brain surgery.  I'm telling you
right now; you can't work with the Borg and stay human!  They won't let you be
human!"
     "I agree." says Hikaru.  "It's totally boring!  All their is is information, just a
bunch of words that are suppose to mean something.  But I wasn't able to
understand it all."
     "The Borg is everyone, and it is no one," says Izumi.  She starts swaying back
and forth, with the wind blowing through her hair, as the scenery changes into a dark
desert...  (Think Madonna's video, "Frozen.") "They wish to flow freely like water. 
Their minds want to dance naked in the heat of the sun.  They want nothing more
than to share their feelings through assimilation."  
     Everyone within an earshot sweatdrops.  The Borg ships sweatdrops(?!), as
well as the pile of drained men in the locker room of the Krakkus.  Even Ruri
couldn't help but to produce a giant sweatdrop over her head.
     "You are a weirdo," Akito states to his once fellow pilot.
     Ryouko comes closer to Akito.  "At any rate," she says, "I've missed you,
Akito.  Why don't you make for us that Lobster Lasagna you're so popular with."
     Ryouko tries to give Akito a hug, but Megumi intervenes.  She doesn't want
Ryouko getting any ideas.  Ryouko now understands.  "I see," she says.  "You and
Akito are the real couple, huh?"
     Megumi nods.
     "Well, let me tell you something, Little Miss Starlet," she continues.  "I've
saved his ass for hundreds of times.  It's because of me that he's safely in your loving
arms.  So, I think to the best of my knowledge that it's only fitting for him to thank
me properly."
     "What?" asks Megumi.
     "In what way?" asks Akito.
     "In a very sexual way, Akito." answers Ryouko.
     Expressions are shown on the faces of Hikaru and Izumi.  "Oooooohh.  Did
she say what I thought she'd said?"
     "No, Akito!  Don't do it!" Megumi shouts as she tugs on her lover's collar. 
"What about your love for me?!  You said that you would let nobody else come
between us!"
     Akito then takes her into his arms and holds him close.  "I do love you,
Megumi." he says to her.  "But Ryouko's right.  I can't let this debt go unpaid.  Let
me do this, okay?"
     Megumi gives out a sigh and says.  "Okay, I'll let you do this.  But after you're
finished, come back to me."
     Akito nods to her.  And with that she starts walking back to the control room
as he comes close to Ryouko.  They both stare at each other's eyes...
     "OOOOOHH!!  Ryouko's gonna get it on with Tenkawa!" mocks Hikaru and
Izumi.
     "SHUT YOUR FACES!!" Ryouko yells at them.

     Meanwhile, Yurika's taking a long shower trying to wash all the cum stains
away.  Jun is in the next room writing the report for her.  He's glad that he was able
to drag the captain from that dreaded ship.
     "What did you think you were doing?!  You're not Supergirl!" he shouts to
Yurika.
     "I was depressed, Jun!" she shouts back as she finishes her shower.  "Out of all
the people who work under me you should be the best in understanding how I feel!"
     "You really shouldn't do that, Captain!  You don't hear about the captain of
USS Voyager throwing her naked self into a troop of horny men when she's
depressed, do you?!"
     He notices Yurika coming out of the shower, wearing only her towel and
having tears in her eyes.  "You don't seem to understand my situation, do you?"
     "You mean the one where Tenkawa passionately loves Reinard more than
you?" asks the sub-lieutenant.
     "I gave him my ALL," she continues.  "I sucked on his cock.  I swallowed his
cum.  I even let him go up my ass."
     "Captain.  Fellatio and anal sex does not a good sexual relationship make," he
tells Yurika.  "Usually, a good relationship builds up to good sex, not the other way
around.  You gave him sex because it's burnt in your mind that it makes him feel
good.  But it proves in the end that true love will bring harmony to any man."
     Yurika walks around Jun and sits on the bed.  "You mean to tell me that all
this time I've been wasting my love on Akito?" she asks.
     "Lets not say that it's a waste," Jun says as he gets up from his chair and sits
next to her.  "Akito really appreciates the love you gave him.  It's just that you gave
him to much.  Why don't you instead just give your love to someone who really
needs it.  Someone like me."
     "I was gonna suck your dick back there, Jun."
     "No, that was fallback when you were raped six years back.  I want to show
you the true meaning of sex.  I want to do this so we can both enjoy it."
     "Jun..."  And with that Jun takes Yurika lightly by the chin and kisses her.  She
gladly sticks her tongue into his mouth, but his tongue relaxes on hers because he
doesn't want her to go to fast.

     Ryouko takes Akito to her room.  She slips her suit off and it falls to the
ground.  Akito stares in awe at her glistening, naked body.
     "Get on the bed, Akito," she orders and he does this.  She comes close to him
and lays him on his back.  Ryouko then gets on top of his face.  "You know how to
eat fish, do you?" she asks.  Akito nods and he proceeds to slurp on her green-haired
pussy.  Ryouko moans as Akito pleases her with his mouth.

     Jun has Yurika on the bed, kissing her and rubbing her breasts.  He then
moves his hand down to her pussy which is already flowing with juices.  'Man!  She
really is a sexpot!' he thinks to himself.
     Yurika unzips his pants and pulls out his cock.  "Jun!  I want you to do me!  I
want you to take you hard cock and fill me up inside!" she cries.
     "Hey, hold on!  Let me put on my condom first."
     "Jun!  I'M ON THE PILL!!"
     "Oh."

     Akito has his hand in Ryouko's pussy and his tongue on her clit pleasing her
the best way he can.  Ryouko moans louder and lounder, her pussy wet with
anticipation to explode.  Akito rams his hand hard up through her vagina, causing
her to come so hard that she screams out his name.  Her sexual discharge is followed
by a tidal wave of love juice flowing out of her pussy and onto Akito's face.  He
brings her pussy closer to her mouth, trying to swallow up the rest of the juices.
     Ryouko tries to wind down.  She felt so good, she didn't expect him to pay her
back this well.  She looks down upon Akito whose face is messy with her juice.  She
decides to reward him for doing such an excellent job.

     Jun is now ramming his cock into the pussy of his beloved captain and friend. 
He takes her legs and wraps them along his shoulders as he tries to find a better way
of doing her.  He sees Yurika's breast flop up and down as he slams his dick into her
moist pussy.
     "Oh Jun!  Fuck me!  Oh, fuck me please!" cries Yurika.  "I want you to shoot
your come deep inside me!"
     "Yes, but I want you to come too, Yurika." he tells her.

     Ryouko has Akito's hard cock in her mouth.  She then places his dick between
her ample breast.  She showcases her tit-fucking techniques to Akito, causing him to
give out a loud moan.  "R-ryouko...!" he stammers.  Ryouko continuously rubs on his
large shaft as she licks his headpiece with such finess.

     Jun now has Yurika up on the wall, slamming his cock upwards.  He tries to
hold on as he tries to get her to come.  But how long can he hold on?  Yurika's pussy
may have been fucked for the thousandth time, but she's still expertly holding his
cock tightly like a python, trying to squeeze the life out of him.
     "Jun!  I feel GOOD!!  I want you to come in me NOW!!" she yells.
     "I can't, Yurika!" he grunts out.  "I want you to...  NNNNGH!!  TOO LATE!!"
     Jun's concentration finally breaks as he shoots his hot milk up into Yurika's
tight hole.  She lets out a loud howl of heated passion; her love juices gushing out of
her and onto his squeezed dick.

     "OOOOOHH!!  I'M COMING!!" yells Akito as his cock explodes from the tip
once again.  His cum shoots out and hits Ryouko's face.  She brings her mouth to his
head and sucks up the remnants of his cum.  Some of the white, sticky stuff drips
down onto her breast, which still has Akito's dick between her cleavage.
     "Oh, Tenkawa," she purrs.  "So, who's this large dick really for?"
     "It's for Megumi.  I'm in love with her," he answers.
     Ryouko holds his dick between her cleavage as it drools cum from its
headpiece and goes limp.

     As the Earth month ends, the Romulans and the Borg finally come to an
agreement.  The Romulan warp portal will expand to accompany the Borg
reproduction plant.  Some strings might have to be pulled and some rivers might
need some bridges build over them, but somehow everybody believe that the
upcoming problems will be solved with a combination of teamwork and elbow grease.
     On the Romulan spaceship Kazhaklar, the Prospector is having a "coffee"
break with Romulan accountant Couzor and Borg accountant 19 of 22.
     "I'm glad that the two races have finally come to an agreement," says the
Prospector as he gives out a heavy sigh and starts to drink his coffee.
     "You look depressed," Couzor tells him.  "What seems to be the problem?"
     The Prospector starts to explain.  "We had a federal law that was shot down
by all the crew members of the USS.  It specificly stated that the people of the USS
must not engage in sexual relationships with each other.  But nobody liked it.  So
they threatened to cease all productivity functions until they can get the law
changed.  But the thing that got to me is that they've all signed it beforehand.  Talk
about being dishonest."
     "Well, at least your kind is being democratic about it," says Couzor.
     "That's the problem with your kind," starts 19 of 22.  "You wish to achieve
your ultimate 'feel-good,' your ultimate in a fantasy world escapism.  Your mind
doesn't want to achieve fruitful goals because it is always sidetracked by your day-by-
day dreams.  At this rate you will run yourselves to extinction before you even know
it."
     "Well, I can't say that I haven't tried..." says the Prospector as he gulps down
the last bit of coffee.

                           Prologue:

     The Prospector returns back to the Nadesico.  He walks down the hallway
towards the control room.  He enters the room to find...  No one's here... except for
Ruri.
     "Where is everybody?" he asks.
     "Oh, you mean the idiots," Ruri says to him.  "They're all in sickbay."
     "Sickbay?  Why's everybody in sickbay?"
     The scene changes to the doctor's room, where everybody, including Dr.
Fresange, are on a life support syrum.  Splotches of red and blue are seen on
everybody's faces and skin.
     "They've seem to have caught some horrible virus," Ruri says.  "I think it was
sexually transmitted.  It's going to take months for them to recover."
     The Prospector finally snaps.  He lets out a thunderous laugh.  "SEE!! THAT'S
WHY THE LAW HAS BEEN MADE, YOU STUPID MORONS!!" he yells over the
intercom, then he starts running all over the control room like a maniac.
     But Ruri remains calm, only forced to say her favorite word, "Baka."

                            The End.
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                        (Evil Grin }:) )
                                
This is Ruri Hoshini of the Nadesico and this is a little bonus for you fans out there. 
If you don't like the prologue that was given to you, then an alternative is made in
it's place.  Follow along...

The Prospector, depressed from the loose conduct of the crew, returns to his own
ship.  He's in the dock of the transport ships, walking towards the door.  But
someone silently sneaks behind him and zaps him with a tazer, causing him to fall to
the ground unconscious.  Later, he wakes up with a feel-good buzz.  He finds himself
tied to a chair in someone's room, hearing the sound of a woman's stifled moaning. 
The Prospector soon realizes that he's been given a forced blowjob.

"What's the meaning of this?!" he finally yells out.  "I demand to see your face right
now!"

The person who's deapthroating him lifts her face up for him to see.  The Prospector
goes into shock to see that his own 2nd Admiral is giving him the treatment.

"Erina?!!" he yells.  "The 2nd Admiral?!  Why are you doing this?!"

"Because you need it!" she says.  "I'm going to show you the reason why we had that
law taken down!"  She takes his dick and goes down, deep down, until her mouth
reached his balls.

"But...  I can't... do this!  I... have... a wife and kids..."  Too late.  He grunts out
loudly as he shoots his sacred semen, and whatever bravery he had when he fought
the Jovian Lizards, into the mouth and onto the face of the usually stern 2nd
Admiral.

Erina looks into his face, licking her lips to capture the taste of his sperm.  A look of
victory creeps onto her cum-sploched face.  "This is the reason," she tells him.  "Do
you want more?"

"Y- yes, I do..." answers the Prospector.
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Well, that's it.  Another badly writen biproduct from the great 10 o'Clock Assassin. 
Always able to aim his sniper's rifle at the characters of good quality anime shows. 
And you heard it from me first.  He is an idiot.

HEY!!  What a vibrator doing in my...?!  No!  Don't!  I'm underaged!  Ah!  Ah! 
AAAAHH!!  No!  This...!  Feels good!  I'm not suppose...!  To feel good until...!  Oh! 
Oh!  OOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!  I'M COMMIIIIIINNG!!!

(Heavy breathing) Okay, fanfic writer...  You made your point...!  I still think you're
an idiot!  (Collapse and falling asleep)

Questions?  Flames? Etc.?  I can be reached at tycplans@yahoo.com or
                       tyree3@pacbell.net.