Benjamin Tyree III b.k.a. Shinji Ikari, The 10 o'Clock Assassin
Terror-Dack-Chill / Mobile Otaku Band / Davis Anime Club
tyree3@pacbell.net
WARNING: This is a Dark Fic, first one of it's kind that I'm doing. It contains mega-graphic
violence, mega-graphic sex, lots of death, blood, etc. For those of you who have a weak heart
and/or a weak mind, I suggest you take yourself elsewhere because... I'm really pissed right about
now!
Neon Genesis Evangelion has been brought to you by the sick-sick-SICK people at Gainax. Others
who had let_them_do_that_garbage are SEGA, MOVIC, Starchild, ING, and that company with the
waves crashing on the shores and the triangular logo. Good news, people: ADV's decided to pass
on this one. (They'll dub a movie about Gamera, a giant turtle destroying Japan, but not this
lemon.)
OKAY!! You've heard of the series, you've seen the series. You saw the ending to it. Then you
saw the movie, now you HATE the movie! No other choice! You must... WRITE A FANFIC
ABOUT IT!!
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Shinji is at the NERV medical ward. He's at the side of Asuka who's lying in bed
Shinji: Both Misato and Ayanami are scary... Asuka, help me. Help me, Asuka. Hey!
HEY!! (Shakes her by the shoulders to try to wake her up.) Wake up, Asuka!
WAKE UP!! Call me an idiot like any other day! Asuka!! WAKE! THE! FUCK!
UP!!!
Shinji rips open her shirt to get a glimpse of her breasts. After a long few seconds Shinji
finally decides what to do. After locking the door he proceeds to take his penis and place it into
his comatose rival. He then slams her hips onto his and screws her with all his might. He soon
manages to get himself off and shoot his sperm into the pussy of her near-dead body. Shinji soon
recovers from this ordeal...
Shinji: Oh... Now I'm really fucked up...
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Messatsu Gou Evangelion
The Evangelist of Great Murder and Destruction
Part 25 Reorganized:
Assassination Day
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[Now start from there and follow the script of the movie up to where Misato starts looking for
Shinji and he's hiding during the attack of the Japanese Defence Force.]
Misato: Where's EVA-01's pilot?!
Shigeru: Unable to locate, Major dudette! Wait! There he is! In the mechanics room!
Misato: I'm going for him! I just hope and pray that he's not in one of those moods...
Gendo's at the the LCL tank, where Rei is inside naked. She turns around to see him.
Gendo: Very good, Rei. Let us begin.
Rei: Yes, sir.
A shot of Lillith crucified on the cross. The bridge personnel are preparing themsleves for
WWIII.
Shigeru: Here you go, bridge bunny dudette!
Maya: I... I can't do this!
Shigeru: Just pretend this is training. We did this alot.
Maya: But they're human! They're all...
Shigeru: Imbecile! If you don't shoot them, they'll shoot you! You want that?!
Asuka is in EVA-O2 which is hiding under a sunken barge.
Asuka: Shinji... Shinji... He... I can feel it... I... I don't wanna die. (She keeps repeating
the last line.)
Aska's Mom: Don't die... (Repeats this line and mixes with hers.)
Asuka: DIE!! (She screams as she goes into a dreamscape: Chibi-Asuka's in the forrest.
Her mom's coming towards her.) Mamma...? Yes! NOW I UNDERSTAND!!
EVA-02 wakes up, and then starts kicking major enemy ass! Tanks get deturreted, copters
and aircrafts get taken out of the sky, and missiles get blown to bits.
Asuka: Mamma!! You were in there all this time! The meaning of the AT Field. It's
always protecting me! Always watching over me! Always.. always together!
Mamma!
Shinji's still hiding in the mechanics room, listening to his Multi-DAT. But three JDF guys
have finally found him.
Speaker: If you discover any EVA pilots, kill them. Unconditional execution of
non-offensive staff is allowed.
Soldier(Guy): We found one. Executing immediately. (Puts the gun to Shinji's head.) Don't
blame me, kid.
Misato, with guns blazing, comes to the rescue. But the soldiers prove to be tougher than
your average cartoon lackies. So some martial arts had to be used. After getting shot in the arm a
couple times, she finally manages to annihilate the three soldiers.
Misato: Don't blame me, either. (BLAM!! Clang-clang...) Okay... I can't be careless now. Quick, Shinji. Do you wannna escape from here, or go to your EVA? Choose one.
Shinji: I.. I want to die. I don't wanna do anything.
Misato: Why are you saying things like a loser? If you act this way, the only choice for you
is death. You're still alive now! So, do all you can to keep yourself alive!
Shinji: But... I've done something horrible to Asuka. And I've killed Carl. I can't go on...
Misato: Oh shit, Shinji! You've picked a good time to fall apart! (Grabbing him by the
collar.) Listen! Giving up half way through something like this is...!
PSSSSW!! Clang-clang... A bullet goes through Misato's head from one of the soldier's
silencer. Shinji looks up in complete terror as blood pores from out her head and all over his
pants. Raekwon's "Glaciers of Ice" starts playing on Shinji's multi-DAT and it becomes the
theme for the next scenes.
Misato: Ssssshhhiiiiinnnn.... Aaaaaaauuuuhhhhh.... (Slumps over to Shinji's chest.)
Guy: Like I said before, and during the Street Fighter Alpha series... Don't blame me,
kid... (Collapses to his death.)
Shinji: (Falls over to the floor. The only person who ever cared for him is now dead.)
Misato... MI_SA_TOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Rei: (A bult of lightning slashes through her eyes.) Ikari-kun...
Gendo: Huh? What is it that you want, Rei?
Rei: No... It's the other Ikari. He's in danger...
Gendo: Not to worry, Rei. Once we start the Human Complimentation Project, he will be
saved along with the rest of... (BLAM!! Gendo gets shot twice in the stomach.)
AHH!! WHO DID THAT?! WHO DARES...??!!
Ritsuko: (Holding a pistol toward him.) Why hello, commander. I guess it's about time I
end the charade, huh?
Outside, the 9 EVA-05's drop from the aircrafts and immediately start attacking EVA-02.
Meanwhile, the JDF soldiers soon manage to cut Asuka's power line.
Asuka: <SHIT!!> They cut my power! I only got five minutes left! Let's see... That's 33
minutes and 20 seconds for each of them. SHINJI, YOU ASSHOLE!! YOU
WANTED ME BACK, RIGHT?!! WELL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??!!!!
Inside the NERV control room, their own hands seem to be busy as they try their best to
ward off the oncoming intruders.
Makoto: (Shooting his gun.) This is insane! I hope they don't start using the Chemical-Biological Weaponry! (Looks below to see all the rest of the NERV soldiers
coughing and weezing from the Mustard Gas.) Speak of the devil!
Shigeru: Mako... Dude... I'll take the quote from an album produced by the great Busta
Rhymes. "Shut. The fuck. UP!!"
Maya: (Cowarding under the table with her computer.) This is bad! Asuka's now fighting
the EVA-O5 series. And she's losing!
Kouzou: I guess NERV's only hope lies within Commander Ikari's son, Shinji. God's
speed, lad.
But... Shinji's still in the mechanics room, holding the long-dead Misato's body. He's in a
total state of shock and is frozen in his place.
Asuka: (Tries her best to counter-attack, but is being beaten to a pulp.) This! Is!
<BULLSHIT!!> Me, the great Asuka Sohryuu Langley, losing to these ugly EVA's?!
(Sees the Longinus Lance fall from the sky.) <WHAT THE FUCK??!!> (Asuka's
EVA gets stabbed in the head.)
Maya: OH MY GOD!! ASUKA'S EVA IS DOWN!! POWER LEVEL AT ZERO!!
Makoto: This is terrible! Well, I hope they don't drop the... (Gets wacked over the head by
Shigeru and Kouzou's gunpieces.) Okay, I'm shutting up, I'm shutting up.
Asuka: Kill you all... Kill... kill... kill you all... Kill... kill you all... kill you all... Kill you
all... kill you all... kill you all...
Maya: Asuka's trying to make her EVA go beserk!
Makoto: No, Asuka! DON'T DO IT!! (Gets shot in the head several times.)
Shigeru: MAKO!! (Gets shot in the head also.)
Kouzou: Too late...! (Gets shot in the head and the chest.)
The JDF soldiers bust into the control room, finding everyone dead except for Maya who's
still cowarding under the table.
Hashiichi: {Edge-1, one of the soldiers} Mission complete. NERV control room has been
completely taken over.
Maya: WHY??!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??!! WE'RE ALL HUMANS!!!!
Hashiichi: Because you losers at NERV are evil. Planning to wipe us all out with your
"Instrumentality" plan. You should be ashamed!
Maya: You're right! But don't kill me! Please don't!!
Hashiichi: HEY! It's an order from the government. Nothing personnal. Though, I wonder
how it feels to rape a dead girl? (Aims his gun at her.)
Maya: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! RITSUKO-SEMPAI!!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!!!!
(BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!!)
Gendo: Mari-Ann Fresange?! {Read: Martian Successor Nadesico. Ines Fresange/Ai-chan's mother. Thought to be killed along with Ines and Akito Tenkawa. But
evidently used the Blue Crystal technology to time travel 300 years back. She's
been hired by the forefathers at NERGEL to stop NERV's plans.}
Mari-Ann: See? It's so simple even you can understand. If you manage to execute said plan,
then there would be no future shows and series. No "Star Trek," no "Nadesico,"
no "Irresponsible Captain Tylor," none of those cool presentations that anime fans
all over the world had come to enjoy.
Gendo: @.@; And what have you done to Ritsuko?!
Mari-Ann: Already dead. And you know what the worst part about his series is? Had you
showed everyone more love around here, you wouldn't be in this predicament.
Now would you?
Gendo: You Bitch! I have to start the Instrumentality NOW!! The soldiers will soon find
this place and... (The doors are blasted open, and JDF soldiers start marching in.
Gendo is SHOCKED, and looks straight at Mari-Ann.) YOOOUUUU!!!!
Mari-Ann: That's secret organizations for you, pal. Say hi to Yui for me, okay? Heatbringah,
BURN EM!
Gendo gets shot at, burned, stoned, sliced, beaten up upon, and beheaded.
Mari-Ann: Alright men, start looking for Rei Ayanami. Also check to see if there are any
survivors. Your orders are to handle them with indiscrimination and accuracy.
(Another visual shot at Lillith.) Destroy every knowledge of NERV! In order for
the human race to survive, organizations like this must not survive!
Asuka: Kill you all... Kill you all... Kill you all... kill you all... Kill you all... kill you
all... kill you all... (A spear is stabbed into EVA-02's cockpit and Asuka's killed
instantly. Her EVA's then being ripped apart by the EVA-05 series which
transform themselves into vultures.)
Back in the mechanics room, Shinji's still on the floor with a now color-drained Misato.
Raekwon's song has reached the end. Shinji's now in a state of sadness and numbness.
Shinji: I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry I can't help any of you. But, I just can't do it
anymore. I'm always hurting everyone. None of you care about how I really feel,
though. Because I'm nothing but a pilot to all of you. I do not have a kind, gentle
side. I'm only a weak-hearted, wicked boy. I can only hurt other people. So, I'm
not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna do anything at all.
A JDF soldier walks in and finds Shinji talking to himself and crying. She then removes
her helmet to reveal her beautiful face to him.
Ami: Why, hello there. I'm Ami Mizuno. I see you're still alive, yes?
Shinji: You've come to kill me? I won't blame you.
Ami: Nonononono. Let's not think of it that way. Let's just say that... I'll be the one
taking you to where your mother is.
Shinji: My... mother...
Ami: That's right. She must be very worried about you, seeing her husband forcing you
to pilot that big mean organic mech whenever he wanted. Right?
Shinji: Y- you're going to ki...
Ami: Shhhhhh... Here. Have a cookie. (Hands Shinji an oatmeal-raison cookie, his
favorite.)
Shinji: Why... thank you very much... (Promptly snacks on the cookie, eating it half-way.)
You know, for a JDF soldier you're treating me pretty nice. Why is that?
Ami: Because I'm a mother myself. I don't believe in killing children.
Shinji: Hmmm... The world would be a better place... If there are more... peop... (Goes
unconscious.)
Ami: You're such a sweet kid, Shinji. Too bad the cookie I gave you is poisoned.
(Cocks her Uzi.) I don't believe in taking away a child's life through fear. I've
been taught that the path to heaven should be lined with love and treats. Goodbye,
Shinji. (She squeezes the trigger and empties her magazine.)
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Messatsu Gou Evangelion
The Evangelist of Great Murder and Destruction
Part 26 Reorganized:
Annihilation, Recommencement, Retribution!
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Office of the Prime Minister of Japan, New Hiroshima. The phone rings, and PM Cheiko
Shikabara answers it.
Cheiko: Hello? This is Cheiko Shikabara, Prime Minister of Japan, answering. May I help
you?
Natsume: This is State Secretary Natsume Atsuki with a report from the Japanese Defence
Force. NERV has been completely occupied. They're now searching for survivors
and escapes.
Cheiko: Okay. Tell the sergeants not to destroy any information regarding the Evangelions
and the Angels. I want them to bring the info to the main offices in Kyoto and
Mechron City. If there are any more of these monsters running around, we must
find alternate means of destroying them.
Natsumi: Understood and on my way, Ms. Shira-baka!
Cheiko: IT'S SHIKABARA!! SHI! KA! BA! RAAAA!!
Natsumi: WAAAAAAHHH!!! SOOORRRRRYYYYY!!
Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location, the old men at SEELE are having a discussion
about the end results of the fight between NERV and the JDF. For fanfic perposes, I will give
names to some of said SEELE members:
Keel Simmons; Head of SEELE and Prime Minister of the US.
William Gates; Head of GAT (Gates Advance Technologies, formerly Microsoft)
Sean Combs; Head of Million Dollar Entertainment (A merge of Bad Boy, No Limit, and Cash
Money Records)
Michael Eisner; CEO of Capitol City/ABC/Disney/General Electric/FOX/etc/etc/etc...
Kanryu Takeda; CEO of Metro City/ICBC (Intercontinental Broadcasting Corporations)
Muhammed Hussein; Owner of Who's Sayin' Petroleum Inc.
Greenwich Idel; Nobel Prize winner for discovering life after death. (It can happen!)
Keel: NERV has failed. The Human Complimentation Project will not take place as
planned.
Muhammed: I guess the powers of the human spirit is stronger than the evils of science after all.
Sean: Damn, man! And I really did wanna become a god, too!
Kanryu: But you are a god! People from all over the world would give their lives just to be
near you. Check me out for instance. I get that all the time.
Keel: AHEM!! Anyway, the tools we need to become gods are at NERV-Japan and
NERV-US. And we can't get them without congressional and presidental approval.
Greenwich: The people over there at NERV were just useless to begin with. They have so
many mental problems that the Swedish Psychiatric Institute would need overtime
pay just to walk through their front door.
Keel: Hmph! Gendo Ikari... What were you thinking?
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The sun is shining brightly through the window of an apartment somewhere. Anywhere. A
subway train can be heard passing by as the railroad crossing signs go off. Shinji opens his eyes
to look up at the ceiling, which is a light-brown color. Unfamiliar ceiling. He can feel the cool
breeze coming from the fan right beside him. Just then, he realizes that he still got Misato in his
embrace. He can feel his heart pounding in his chest, but he can also hear hers. She turns her head
around to face him. And he sees that her head is sans bullet wound and pouring blood. He also
notices that she is... smiling at him? Is this heaven?
Shinji: Misato-san. I'm so sorry. I'm...
Misato: Shhhhh... Don't worry about it, now. Just fuck me.
Shinji: Fuck you? I- I can? Really?
Misato: Yes.
And with that, Shinji rolls her over and lovingly does his deed on her. Unnoticed by the
two lovemakers is Asuka. She gets angered as she sees Shinji fill his sexy field major with the
same weapon he used on her. But she's unable to do anything since it was her "Queen of Fucking
Everything" attitude that brought her here. Finally being able to make Misato explode into an
orgasm, Shinji takes his member out and places it between her C-cup breasts; thereby using them to
get himself off and cum all over her face and upper chest.
Shinji soon feels the presence of someone there. He turns around to look, but Asuka's
already gone out of the room.
Shinji: Asuka... Oh no... What have I done...?
Later on, Asuka ends up at some hospital somewhere. She's looking through the rooms and
then comes up to the one room she's looking for. She opens the door to find... Her mother.
Asuka: Mamma!!
Aska'sMom: Asuka dear. I'm so glad you came. (Takes her child into her deep embrace.) I'm
so very glad you made the decision to die with me.
Asuka: But I didn't wanna die, mom! Everyone kept pissing me off!!
Aska'sMom: Hmmmm...
Asuka: So I was pissing THEM off...!!
Aska'sMom: And...
Asuka: In the end, nobody came to save me...
Aska'sMom: What did I tell you about your attitude, young lady?
Asuka: That in order to be loved and appreciated... (Holding her head down.) You must
give love and appreciation.
Aska'sMom: That Shinji kid, he was ready, willing, and able to give you all the love that you
needed. But, he was unable to complete it since you were so mean to him.
Asuka: But, he got me pregnant.
Aska'sMom: You're dead, dear. And the child you were about to have is dead along with you.
There's nothing you can do but just make amends. That's what we're all here for.
Asuka: I guess I have no choice but to agree...
Shinji's still in the apartment room with Misato, relaxing to this seemingly hot summer day.
Shinji: Misato-san. Are we in heaven?
Misato: I don't know. I was expecting a golden halo over my head and a white gown on my
person.
Kaji: (Walking into the room.) Oh, how are you doing? Misato? Shinji?
Misato/Shinji: Kaji(-san)!
Kaji: So, Shinji! You've finally managed to get Misato into your bed. Good for you!
Shinji: Kaji-san! You're dead, too?!
Kaji: Yep! It seems that Misato didn't like the choice of work I was in.
Misato: (Sarcasticly) He was a spy for the Japanese government.
Shinji: Oh...
Kaji: You see... Working for the government in secret is dangerous work. You usually
end up losing your life if you crossed the wrong line.
Shinji: Wait a minute. If this is not heaven... Then where are we?
The phone starts to ring... Now who could be calling them this late in the fanfic. Shinji
picks it up...
Shinji: Hello? It's Shinji Ikari.
Gendo: Uh... Shinji... It's me. ^_^;
Shinji: Father?
Gendo: If you're not too pissed off at me, could you please come down to NERV as soon as
possible?
Shinji: Hey, dad... Where are we?
Gendo: Oh... In Lillith.
Shinji, Misato, and Kaji make it to the Lillith equivilent of NERV. And Asuka followed
quickly behind. Kouzou, Shigeru, Makoto, Maya, and Ritsuko at in the control room, with Maya
crying all over her slightly annoyed sempai. But it's only love. Shinji looks at all of his
comrades... And finds... That they all look like they're around his age. And so is his father, who
came in with a slightly calm, yet mostly confused look on his face.
Shinji: Um... Dad... Could you please tell us what's going on?
Gendo: Evidently we, as the key to the future of mankind, have been spared from our
moment of destruction. And I guess we all owe it to Yui.
Shinji: Mother?
Gendo: You see, as I was being slowly tortured to death... Rei had taken the opportunity to
elude the soldier's view, and had manage to sneak inside Lillith. So, when we
were all killed, our souls have been taken in as well.
Maya: But what about Kaji and Ritsuko-sempai? They were killed a long time ago.
Gendo: They were our loved ones, so I should say that they were let in from the cold
environment of soul-space.
There was a loud and roaring cheer eminating from below. Shinji and crew are looking
down to find... All of the NERV crew that were killed during the battle, alive and well. The
people from above takes the opportunity to wave at everyone like stars. Shinji then takes a closer
look to find... Carl Nagisa, the 18th Angel that was killed by Shinji's hand. And he's alive and
looking cooler than ever.
Shinji: CARL!! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!
Carl: HELLO, MY DARLING SHINJI!
Gendo: (Evil smirk, even at his new age.) Now, everyone. It is the time for action!
Asuka: What? What are we going to do?
Gendo: It was the good people at SEELE that created those monsters and sent them against
us! It's about time we pay them back a billion fold!
Shinji: And how did you know this?!
Kaji: I found it out! Being dead, you'll learn a lot of things!
Soon, everyone starts marching down the hallway; a march that was reminiscent of the
same march by Malcolm X and his men decades ago, to the chamber where Lillith is in. But, when
everybody finally gets there; it's not a giant mutilated Lillith that's crucified on the cross, but a
giant, fully formed (and slightly arousing when naked) Yui Ikari crucified on the cross!
Shinji: MOTHER!!
Carl: Ahhh... Beautiful, isn't she? And here I thought she was Adam all this time.
Gendo: My apologies for keeping you waiting, Yui.
YUI: No apologies needed, Gendo. The time has come. Everyone, before we can
complete the circle and go towards heaven, we must perform this task of
eliminating mankind's own greatest threat!
Gendo: Yes! Keel Simmons has lied to everyone, and has used the Angel technology to
destroy each other! He must meet his fate!!
Shinji: KEEL??!! I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIDEAKI ANNO!!
The mob gets rowdy as they immediately agree with the very vocal Shinji Ikari.
YUI: (In mothering voice.) I tell you what: After we finish with Keel, then we'll go and
serve out some justice to Anno! Okay?!
Everyone: ALRIGHT!!
YUI: But first, Shinji has to do something for me.
Shinji: Huh? What is it that I have to do, mother?
Big Yui uses her powers to remove herself form the cross. She then falls into the pool of
LCL and comes closer to Shinji.
YUI: I want you to make love to me.
Shinji: HUH??!! Now... waitaminuteIdon'twannahavesexwithmyownmother!!
Asuka: Oh, Come-On You Idiot! You screwed me without a second thought!
Shinji: But she's my mother!
Misato: And you slammed you cock into me, even though I'm twice_your_age.
Shinji: But she's my mother!
Gendo/Carl: Or would you rather screw Rei?
Shinji: But she's ALSO my mother. (Feels some heat over him. He then looks over his
shoulder to find Ritsuko and Maya grinnng evilly over him.)
Ritsuko: You don't have to worry about a thing, Mr. Ikari.
Maya: When we're done with her, your sperm will be flying all over the place!
Shinji: R- Really? ^_^;
UNDERGARMENTS!! HOSIERY!! MINISKIRT!! SHORT-SLEEVE SHIRT!!
BLONDE HAIR DYE!! LAB COAT!! GLASSES!!
Yuitsuko: (Laying seductively on top of the pink queen-size bed.) Come here, my dear Shinji.
I know you want me.
Shinji: Of course I want you. But...
Gendo: (Him, Carl, and Kaji are near the door ready to leave.) We're all counting on you,
my son.
Kaji: Make it Hot-Hot-Hot!!
Carl: And remember: If all else fails, just pretend she's me. (They all leave.)
Shinji: Okay... Alright... I can do this....
Shinji manages to rebuild his courage. He takes Yuitsuko by the shoulders and kisses her
deeply in the mouth. He then unbuttons her shirt to reveal her nice, firm breasts which are being
held nicely into the cups of her bra. He then takes his hand and digs under her black skirt, feeling
the soft and smooth fabric of her panties and hosiery.
Shinji: [Oh man! I can't believe my own mother is turning me on!]
10 o'Clock: You've done this before, Shinji.
Shinji: Huh? Wh- Who are you?
10 o'Clock: I'm you in the real world.
Shinji then removes Yuitsuko's bra and panties, but is careful at keeping on her hosiery,
miniskirt, lab coat, and glasses. He takes out his mega-hard member and pushes it into her warm,
wet pussy; causing her to cry out his name in passion.
Shinji and the 10 o'Clock Assassin are at an Fanime-Con Convention watching this fanfic
from the chairs in the theater; the sooner drinking Pepsi while the later's eating caramel popcorn.
10 o'Clock: I just happen to be a big fan of you, Shinji.
Shinji: Oh... Really?
10 o'Clock: I've written all sorts of fanfiction about you. You're my hero in every one of them.
Shinji: Why, thanks. But... They're all about me... having... sex.
10 o'Clock: Okay. So I have a dirty mind. What's wrong with that?
Shinji: That would make me totally out of character. In that first "No Need For Shinji"
fanfic, you had me sexing Ritsuko. I don't even like her.
10 o'Clock: So I have a thing for blonde scientists with short miniskirts!
Shinji kisses Yuitsuko amorously as he takes one of her smoothed legs and rams his
member deeply into her. He then goes down to her breasts and sucks on one of her nipples. He's
surprised to find that she's able to give milk through them. Yuitsuko continues to moan in complete
pleasure as he continuously rams her.
Shinji: I really appreciate the fact that you love the characters of our show. But I don't
think that gives you the right to beat up upon Anno.
10 o'Clock: So you like to be beaten up by Asuka. Is that it?
Shinji: No! I'm saying that Anno's a great creator. He made Nadia of the Mysterious
Seas, Aim For The Top (Gunbuster), and Otaku No Video.
10 o'Clock: And you've got to admit, there's some even greater stuff he didn't make.
Shinji: You're just mad because you're not as great a creator as he is.
10 o'Clock: Maybe. But, I'm learning from the Gods. To become great, one must learn to be
great.
Shinji: And it starts from not crossing over so many anime characters just to brighten one
show!
10 o'Clock: Okay, so I'm still in my "King Neon Successor" mode. SO SUE ME!
Yuitsuko: OH GOD!! SHINJI!! I'M CUMMING!!!
Shinji: Me too, Yuitsuko!
Yuitsuko finally ignites into an orgasm as her sopping pussy canal tightens its grip on
Shinji's cock. This hightened moisture and pressure sends him over the edge as he fires his seed
from out of his cockpiece and into her womb.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Ami squeezes the trigger and empties her magazine into Shinji's body. Then she picks up
her radio to report that she's handled him. But then, a bright light shines near her. She turns her
head around to see what's going on, and then she screams her head off. Two Rei Ayanamies are
hovering over the bodies of Misato and Shinji; they transform themselves into Kaji Ryuji and Yui
Ikari respectively. Ami watched as the two ghosts held the hands of the dead. Then they suddenly
burst into LCL and flood the floor with themselves. Shinji's multi-DAT, which is still able to
function within the LCL, starts playing RZA(Bobby Digital)'s "My Lovin' Is Digi." That said
song becomes the theme for the rest of the fanfic.
Mari-Ann: (At sublevel, speaking into her radio.) The pilot and major turned into WHAT??!!
OH SHIT!! (Throws her radio down, smashing it.)
Heatbringah: What's wrong, ma'am?
Mari-Ann: If my calculations serve me correct, them we might already be too late!
HASHIICHI!!
Hashiichi: (At the control room, finally able to rip Maya's clothes off.) Man you got a sweet
body! I can't wait to feel that nice pussy... (Gets pushed aside by Ghost-Ritsuko,
stumbling to the ground.) HEY!! WHAT THE FUCK??!! (Sees Ghost-Ritsuko
turn Maya and the others into LCL. And he also screams his head off.)
Mari-Ann: EVERYONE!! COME TO THE SUBLEVEL OF NERV IMMEDIATELY!!
GENDO'S TRYING TO START THE HCP!! HE MUST BE STOPPED AT
ONCE!! I REPEAT..!!
As she yells her orders through the sound-system, shots of all the NERV soldiers turning
into LCL can be seen. Even Asuka, in her majorly torned up EVA-02, reduces to LCL. Wet
clothes left over by Gendo are nearby Mari-Ann as she puts on her Chemical-Biological-Nuclear
Warfare suit. Once everyone's suited up in CBN-ware, she gives the order to bring in the truck
carrying a payload of launchable Rapid Destruction Missiles. Mari-Ann and others look up
towards Lillith as the targetting coordinates are programmed into the computer. But soon everyone
starts losing it as the mutilated-looking Lillith transforms into a fully-formed Yui Ikari.
Mari-Ann: (Through her bullhorn.) OH NO YOU DON'T, GENDO OR LILLITH OR
WHATEVER YOU ARE!! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DESTROY ANY OF
US!! AND IF MY MISSILES DON'T WORK, THEN MY NINE EVA-5
FRIENDS WILL GLADLY CHOP YOU TO BITS!!!
YUI: I'm not planning to destroy you.
Mari-Ann: HUH??!!!
YUI: For those who value life as the most treasured of treasurses, I will not take your
life. (Mega-Yui then disappears into thin air.)
Mari-Ann: (Goes into complete shock, then tries to hold her chest down from all this
heartbeating.) Oh my god... She's gone... She's disappeared... Hashiichi...
Hashiichi: I'm using the control room's equipment to track her! Damn liquified shit!! Okay-okay, there she is! She's in the EVA-01's holding cell!
Hashiichi can hear Mari-Ann scream her head off and is confused as to why. But then, the
whole complex starts to shake. Some buttons accidentally get pushed and Hashiichi and his crew
are treated to a visual of EVA-01 breaking free of it's confines. As the EVA roars; scaring most of
the soldiers and making them wet their pants, it's headpieces suddenly get blown off and it's fluid-solid replaces the areas that have been blown off. Total trauma and complete hysteria ensues as
the head of EVA-01 transforms into the head of Yui Ikari, an extremely_IRATE_Yui Ikari.
Keel: Hmph! Gendo Ikari... What were you thinking?
William: Oh well, time for plan B. (Pulls out a box from nowhere.) Gentlemen, let me
introduce to you my newest software package... (Phone starts beeping.) DAMN!
Keel: (Picks up the phone.) Hello, this is SEELE. Keel Simmons speaking. (Hears
Mari-Ann screaming to the very top of her lungs, followed by the sound of someone
collapsing.) [Oh brother. Not another Toxin Berry fan!] {Keel played front
guitarist in a heavy metal band when he was 23.} (Keel hangs up the phone, but
picks it up again when it rung for the second time.) SPEAK!
Hashiichi: This is Hashiichi Kazamu-Coltrain, Sub-Sergeant of the JDF. I suggest that you
run, hide, and pray to god, sir.
Keel: Whatever for?!
Hashiichi: Because Lillith's lose, inside EVA-01, and totally urinated, sir.
Keel: Didn't you use the RDM's?
Hashiichi: She told us not to. We weren't her enemy, sir.
Keel: And the nine EVA-05 series I'd so graciously lent you?!
Hashiichi: Uhh... Oh wait! One of the pilots are coming in now, sir! I'll let him on! Hey,
Nathan Cline! What do you have to report to Keel of SEELE?!
NaCl: That big purple person fucked me up, man! She fucked me up so bad, I'd
contracted AIDS, man! I mean, I thought we had protection, man!
Hashiichi: So, sir, it's real eminent that you head for the hills, turn to Islam, wear clean
underwear, invest in life insurance, make prostitution legal, and look both ways
before crossing the street! Sir!
Keel: Look, son. First off, NERV doesn't have the slightest idea where SEELE is. Our
location changes from time to time. Secondly, we're so heavily protected that our
soldiers and weaponry are trained to shoot if someone even breathes around here.
So, I'm sure your warning has been well taken for. But we're prepared to handle
this type of emergency. We're not called the "Old Men" because our
handsomeness starts to deteriorate, you know.
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
All the old men of SEELE look up in terror as Yui/EVA-01 manages to "Karate-Smash" its
way into the meeting room. She uses her eye-beams to fry each and every one of them whilst
snatching Keel from his chair. He wasn't able to escape anyway because he had so many
mechanical body parts that it was fatiguing.
Keel: (In a panicked frenzy.) YUI!! What's the meaning of this?! Who gives you the
right to just... smash your way into SEELE and start killing all of us?!
YUI: Don't be surprised, Mr. Simmons! It's natural for animals like us to kill! I'm just
completing the circle!
Keel: WAIT!! DON'T DO THIS!! If you kill me... You won't be able to go to heaven!
Yeah, that's it! You'll pile up sin with more sin, and you'll end up meeting me in
hell! Yeah! That's right!!
YUI: You've cost me my life! My husband lost his sanity! I watched as my son was
dragged in and forced to fight mindless beings that you created! And finally you
decided to fulfill your own sick and perverted prophecies by finding ways of
becoming gods! For souls as psychologically quandared as yours, amnesty is out of
the question!
As RZA's song ends, this marks the last we'll see of Keel Simmons. He screams in terror
and agony as the dreaded YUI-01 rips him apart and leaves a bloody mess on the SEELE table.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Messatsu Gou Evangelion
The Evangelist of Great Murder and Destruction
Finale Reorganized:
Don't Worry. There's Only 1 Year Left.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
The year is 2020. The place is Sacramento-3. The time is during the foggy winter of
January, a Wednesday afternoon no doubt. It's the first year for Toji, Kensuke, and Hikaru; the
"back-up trio" who are taking classes in California State University Sacramento. They're walking
down the walkway of the mall where they always meet: Downtown Plaza.
Toji: Goddamn, it's cold! (Scratching himself at the areas where his flesh meets his
mechanical parts.)
Hikaru: Serves you right, Suzuhara! I told you to take better care of yourself!
Kensuke: You never did recover from that Angel attack, Mr. Toji.
Toji: OH, SHUT YOUR TRAP!! By the way, how's your new wife doing?
Kensuke: Oh, Asuka? Well, she's doing fine. Our baby will be born in about three months.
Toji: Well, good for you, Mr. Aida!
Kensuke: And to think, I used to suck at picking up girls. How about you two lovebirds?
Hikari: Well, we're considering marriage. But, I'm gonna be running for mayor in the next
six months. So, I'm not sure.
Toji: She doesn't believe that having an organic mecha pilot as a husband constitutes as a
start of a good family.
Kensuke: Oh well... I wish you both the best of luck!
Hikari/Toji: Why, thank you!
The trio continues their walk, passing by the "Gekiganger Crew + 1" near the Suncoast
DVD store. Gai Daigouji is buying yet another "Gekiganger" DVD to much of the crew's disgust.
Lucky Grover is buying "Slam Dunk" which has finally made it to American shores, in English.
Natsumi Tsukimoto buys "The World's Scariest SWAT Team Shoot-outs, Part 7." And Shinji
Ikari is still looking for a good title to watch. He finds the Neon Genesis Evangelion DVD. But
when he touches it, he starts getting a flood of flashbacks; all the pain he's suffered and all the
terror he'd felt. Shaking his head to get rid of those terrible thoughts, he finally gave up and
decided to buy a Soft Cel production of Eros' "Secret Plot."
Shinji: Sometimes, running away does have it's advantages.
My Happy End
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Sunz of Man's "Illusions" is being played as the ending song. But it's being remixed, lengthened,
and is sung by the characters of Mahou Tsukai Tai (Wizard's Gathering).
The characters of Neon Genisis Evangelion belong to Gainax. All other characters belong to their
respectful owners. Mari-Ann Fresange, Heatbringah, Muhammed Hussein, Greenwich Idel,
Hashiichi (Edge-1) Kazamu-Coltrain, and Nathan Cline (NaCl) were made up by me to enlighten
the story a little bit more. Kaoru's name has been changed to Carl because THAT'S WHAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE!!
Many thanks to Addison Godel, Andre Garde, Al-I-Bus, EVA fans, KNSR fans, anime fans, 2D
fighting video game fans, East Coast Rap and Wu-Tang fans, Anime Sacramento, Davis Anime
Club, Mobile Otaku Band, Transformer fans, my family, Pinkerton Securities for giving me a good
job, Sacramento City College, and lastly and most importantly, my near-incredible luck and timing.
And if you want to know: After YUI-01 bludgeoned, everyone decided to leave Anno alone since
he's just a poor product of the system. Evangelion the video game is being made now. So be
afraid... Be Very_Very_Afraid!
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Possible future projects from Terror-Dack-Chill:
Neon Genisis Shinji: Shinji Ikari's the supreme commander of NERV (Think Irresponsible Captain
Tylor with responsibility added.)
United Nations' Captain Shinji: Shinji Ikari's the captain of Nadesico.
More King Neon Successor Report: If there are more sexy girls to get together with Shinji.
Anime Mega Crossover Championship Fighting Tournament (AMEX CHAFT) FAQ:
Street Fighter Alpha Vs. King of Fighters Vs. Samurai Shodown Vs. Sonic Council Vs. Asuka
120% Vs. Marvel Super Heroes! 3-in-a-team Bout! Special Move Madness!
More Lemons! Featuring Tenchi Muyo, Mahou Tsukai Tai, Secret Plot, King of Fighters, and
other neat shows!
Rap lyrics and MIDI's featuring characters from the coolest anime shows representing the Wu-Tang empire!
And possibly much, much more! Someday... ^_^;
Whew! I'm actually feeling better.