Having just recently started my Spring Break after a harrowing four weeks,
I noticed lots of Monty Python sketch adaptations. Here's mine.
Note: Before the group C&C, various authors discuss projects that they
are working on. These are known as Round Table discussions.
<fanfic reader's room>
Art: Perhaps I'll log on FFIRC today...
<newberry server>
FFIRC members(sing):
We're authors of the Round Table,
By phone-line or cable,
We're always about, though we'll time-out,
If our connection is unstable,
An hour for dinner is what we've got,
And we really hate spam a lot.
[dancing]
We're authors of the Round Table
Our patience is undefeatable,
But it makes us sick, when we get fics
That are quite unreadable
We MST those works of tyros,
Like Mr. Lucas's "Pyros"
<in dungeon>
Gubby: [beaten badly by slighted authors. Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap!]
<newberry server>
FFIRC members(tapdancing/kankan):
In writing we're quite able
On Ranma or Babble
fish to make laughs or give you WAFFs or just write out a fable
Let's find a rhyme for orange.
Solo singer: ...
<fic reader's room>
Art: On a second thought, maybe I'll just read some more of Jason
Liao's spamfics. They're quite silly.
-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble. A few more shots, then
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode. Ducking around a corner,
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of
my Anime supplier.
One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed. "Tell me."
I insisted. He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance. Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...