"Oh P-chan, just look at the mess you've made!"  College sophomore Akane
Tendo flipped through the course catalogue, as she studied the campus
map and her tentative schedule.  "See, you've got got the automotive lab
scheduled right after advanced analysis, and it's clear across town.
Now which one do I move?"

The small black pig tapped on her schedule.

"OK, the other times for Auto lab are Tuesdays and Thursdays from 11 -
12:30", Akane held up her right hand, "and MWF 2-3", she held up her
left hand.

P-chan nodded to her right.

"Let's see, that bumps statistical analysis, which has one other time,
which conflicts with soccer.  Oh, this is such a mess, let's have lunch,
OK?"

P-chan quickly nodded.

"Okonomiyaki or Ramen?  Pork?"

"Bwee!"

"Just kidding."

As Akane consulted the phone book, P-chan wandered the campus map,
getting throughly lost.  "Bwee?"  As the mascot of Delta Gamma Pi
Omega, he was the only animal or male allowed inside the sorority.

Akane giggled as she dialed for delivery. "P-chan, you're so silly."

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