[snip]
I don't know about all of you, but I'd do one of two things:
1. Check with the forenamed 'You Know Who" to see if He can give me a better
deal. And we all know that he could...might not be able to choose what anime-
based world I get sent to, but I can be sure that I'll survive for a good
while. (I can also be sure that the forces of Evil will be arrayed against
me. That, of course, would happen no matter who gave me the deal, but with
Him I'm likely to get the bonus of whatever skills I need to take on whatever
comes against me -- and all for the price of trusting in Him!)
2. Grab a weapon of mass destruction and find some reason to try and kill
the devil. For some reason, I'd have been more inclined to take him up on his
offer if he had used You Know Who's name. Or at least one of the names You
Know Who's given for himself.
As Biles said, he didn't guarantee how long you'd survive there. However, I
have to say that, since he didn't mention God, Bile's 5 minute estimate might
be a bit on the generous side. I'd give you about 1 minute. If you're lucky.
--Ryo Hoshi