...coming soon to a mailing list near you!  Yes, finally after all this time
I can conclusively prove that I'm not dead or brain damaged.  I'll post part
three in a day or so.  First, I'm going to repost the first two parts,
though.  It's been an awfully long time, and I wanted to reorganize and fix
a couple more errors in these first two parts.  Ahem... I guess I'll have to
wait on the brain damaged judgement til after you read part three.

Best,

Bob Barnes 
rbarnes@moscow.com 
Moscow, Idaho 

"Absent some moment of clarity that none of us can imagine
coming along, we'll enter the millennium at warp speed with
our culture continuing to crumble just as our mainframes go
kablooey trying to figure out what day it is."

-- Robert X. Cringely