[The camera opens on Duke who is reading a magazine in his hospital bed with
Earl and Honey sitting nearby.]

Duke: I can't believe they could produce such filfth! It's abhorrent!

Earl: What are you talking about Dad?

Duke: This movie I'm reading about! I can't believe that those Hollywood
executives are going through with something like this! This is the very
reason I was put back on this Earth! To stop the producers of this film!

[Duke jumps out of bed and runs out of the room. Honey looks after him and
picks up the magazine.]

Honey: Ranma 1/2 the Movie.

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.