Okay, my turn...

ALL
We're the Ranma cast and we're okay
But what's with this fanfic cliche?


RANMA
I'm honest and infallible
I'm such a noble guy
I have a code of honor
Just like a Samurai...


ALL
(repeat, then refrain)


AKANE
I get enraged at everything
The food I make can kill
I think I'll murder Ranma
With my secret mallet skill...


ALL
(repeat, then refrain)


NABIKI
I'm queen of crime, I sleep with chicks
I rule the business world
I sure have great connections
For just a high-school girl...


ALL
(repeat, then refrain)


RYOUGA
I use my curse so I can watch
Akane get undressed
My bad sense of direction
Can take me to Loch Ness...


ALL
(repeat, then refrain)


COLOGNE
I scheme and plot, I make foul pacts
With demons deep in hell
Yes I make old Darth Vader
Look just like Tinkerbell


ALL
(repeat, then refrain)


UKYOU
I'm sweet and pure, I have no flaws
I really must insist
If Ranma weds Akane
I think I'll slash my wrists...


ALL
(repeat, then refrain)


AKARI
I'm not the type who likes to gripe
But one thing gets me pissed
When folks write from the manga
But pretend I don't exist!


And so forth and so on.  
Beg your pardon, folks.  Sometimes, these things
just happen.


Grayson Towler
grayson@rigroup.net
http://www.rigroup.com/~grayson/relentless