Anime Live-in Characters Agency (ALICA)
Chapter 2: Princely Problems
Ja, ja, I know I�ve been slacking� I have valid reasons, honest! Shinigami
accidentally got half the house wrecked when
Lady Une-sa visited� Kurama beat him to pulp after that, but
Duo-sa had to hack into some government systems to get the
money to pay for repairs� Ahem�
Duo: Oi! I had to stay in the sterilized prison for three
weeks, you got that?!
Kurama: What sterilized prison? (cracks Rose Whip menacingly)
Sera: Maybe putting him inside one of Kurama-sa�s Makai plants
to heal wasn�t suck a good idea after all de gozaru yo�.
Anyway. Many apologies to anyone who was swearing at
me to get on with it. (Sera: DUO! KURAMA! AHO GA! ACK! MY
TABLE!) Now, on with the show while I break up the fight�
excuse me�
Insert standard disclaimer: I don�t own any of these
characters. Trying to sue me for money is like trying to
squeeze blood from a rock�you can�t take something that�s not
already there! Besides, the only blood you�d find is the blood
from your hand, so�
LIAC idea comes from the honored Sae-sa, domo!
Kurama and Duo were arguing.
Again.
Sera turned over in bed and clamped the pillow over her head.
:I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming.:
-DING-DONG-
"SHUT UP, YER STUPID- huh?" Duo's voice trailed off into
a plaintive wail as a sound of vines slithering over the floor
made itself audible. Kurama must have gone to answer the door,
Sera thought sleepily.
"Sera-chan? Sera-chan! It's for you!"
"Relocation...relocation, where have I heard that
before?" Seratia paced back and forth, wringing her hands in
a classical demonstration of worry.
"Pika pika chu," the meekrat-like pokemon on the couch
offered. "Pika pika pikachu."
"Oh... right! ALICA!" Kurama and Duo grimaced as the
hated word came out into the open. Sera ignored them. Herb
snorted. Pikachu nodded happily.
"Hmm..." A sheet of paper appeared in the girl's hands,
as she shuffled down the list. "Hmm...The Prince of Dragons,
I think. Right, I'll get you all sent there within the week."
Kurama had a nagging feeling that something was
seriously wrong, but he couldn't place it.
Dragon Prince blinked. "But I didn't ask for you..."
Pikachu blinked back. "Pika... pika pika chu..."
"I knew getting jumped by that Kami-sama was a big
mistake," Herb grumbled under his breath.
Blink, blink. "What do you mean, I messed up?"
"Sechan, maybe using a sheet of blank paper to write
down the list wasn�t such a good idea�" Kurama murmured, a
sweatdrop on the back on his head as he struggled to read the
scrawled English lettering.
"So my writing is messy. You have a little problem with
that?"
Having quarreled with Kurama enough times to sense a
impending explosion from their short �house mother�, Duo
hastily stepped in. "Ah� nothing, Sechan. But with no lines,
you can get mixed up really fast."
The sizzling sound and the smell of burning fuel faded
away. Duo relaxed ever so slightly. She appeared to accept
his explanation, but with her mood swings, nothing could be
sure. "Oh. Right. So� according to the list I had on my
computer, provided the ****** thing didn�t screw up again,
you two are headed off to� Selonian-sa, I should think."
She banged her hand down on the top of her PC as the
monitor faded out, then blinked back to life. "Mou! Darned
thing."
Herb just decided to jump out of the window and fly
off, being the expert with ki that he was. Pikachu perched
himself on the prince�s shoulders just in time to catch the
Dragon Express.
"And one more thing; Sel-sa�s house has a- sikardono!
Where�s they all go off to de gozaru yo?"
End Chapter 2
Well. That�s short, isn�t it? (Sounds of violence and some really GROSS
sounds of vines slithering over�something� in the background) YOU TWO!
GO*OUT*IF*YOU*WANT*TO*FIGHT*!
Next chapter: Sel and the Prince of Dragons (both of them) meet! Dunno if
sparks will fly, though� (snicker) Read it in �ALICA Adventures Chapter 2:
Opposites Attract�Don�t They?�
NO! DON�T TOUCH MY PC!
(kaboom)
He�s a dead Gundam pilot! He�s a dead pilot! Omae o korosu! Duo, STAY RIGHT
THERE! I�LL KILL YOU NICE AND EASY, HOW�S THAT?
Sera-chan '99-
'One who is about to die need not know my name.'
Hiko Seijuurou, Rorouni Kenshin