<Quick Raid of the World Wide Web reveals another MST by A-kun, C-chan 
and ?????>

A-kun: Greetings and welcome to another raid on the world of fanfiction.

?????: We'll be doing another story that caught my eye while I was 
searching the internet.

C-chan: So, what is it?

?????: It's a fun look at the world of Pokemon.

A-kun: Great, I could use a break from all those bad lemons.

?????: So, here we go!

POKEMON-Camp Fire

C-chan: Camp Fire of DOOOOOM!

A-kun: ...... I'm getting an ominious feeling from this, but I'll ignore 
it and make a clever comment........

?????: Well?

A-kun: Fresh out, sorry.

Ash sat

A-kun: __INTENSE__ __SITTING__ __ACTION__!

?????: Whoa, whoa, cowboy, slow down.

A-kun: Sorry, been in the "biz" too long.

and stared at Misty.  She lay sleeping in her sleeping bag.

C-chan: Man, good thing A-chan isn't here or she'd make a comment 
like... [A-chan] Oh, is she really *SLEEPING*?

A-kun: Don't do that.  You sound just like her.

?????: It creeps us out.

 They
wwere

C-chan: Sstutttteringg?

A-kun: Nah, the author's "W" key must be sticky... [receives looks from 
the girls]... from his or her soda.

in the forest

A-kun: The Viridian Forest?  The Forest of Doom?  The Forest of Big and 
Nasty Tentacles?

?????: A-kun, there is such a thing as being TOO much of a smart-ass.

A-kun: Really?

?????: Yes.

and brock took their pokemon ahead.

C-chan: Who's this 'brock' person?

?????: Don't know, but he or she can't be that inmportant.  The name 
isn't capitalized like Ash's or Misty's.

A-kun: Brock happens to be the leader of the Rock Pokemon Gym in Pewter 
City.  In the game and manga, he's Ash's foe, but in the anime, he's 
friends with Ash.

 Ash watched her
small breasts push up and fall as she breathed steadily.

C-chan: Either the author is feeling ecchi or ????? got us a lemon.

	[A-kun and C-chan glare at ?????.]

?????: Hey, at least it's not going to be like that other Pokemon lemon.

	[A-kun races out of the room, clutching his stomach.  The sound of 
retching is heard.  A-kun returns, pale, but otherwise looking okay.]

C-chan: Other pokemon lemon?

A-kun: [shivering] Let's just say I'll never look at a Cubone or a 
Pikachu the same way.  BRRR!

 He yearned to see
under her clothes

C-chan: So he sent $2.95 to get those funky X-ray glasses.

A-kun: Bah, those are a waste of time.  You can't even see through your 
hand, let alone girl's clothing....[receives glares] What?!  I was a 
naive kid once.

but kept it to himslef. Just ovewr

?????: Himslef and ovewr.  Man, a spell-checker would have a field day 
with this story.... hmmm...

A-kun: Oh no you don't.  I nearly blew it trying to get a translation of 
Oscar's "Frogned".  It can't handle himslef and ovewr.

C-chan: Well, I can't read this without a creative explanation of these 
words... [looks at A-kun.]

A-kun: And you want ME to come up with something, right?

C-chan: Bingo!

A-kun: I'll take ovewr.  But YOU have to come up with one for Himslef.

C-chan; Right.

A-kun: *AHEM* [Learned Professor voice] Ovewr - 1. Meaning to "stick it 
sideways".  2. Meaning to do something rather vile involving you, a case 
of canned beans and a lighter.  Often done at frat parties.  3. "Have a 
pleasant day."

C-chan: [imitating A-kun's Learned Professor voice] Himslef - Slang, 
meaning "He has left."

A-kun: Oh sure, I make a dictionary reference and you explain yours in 
plain English.

the past year he had
started to have these feelings and ever since he saw Misty he 

masturbated

A-kun, C-chan and ?????: [O_O] Uh.....

A-chan: [walking by] That is one oversexed ten year-old.

A-kun: I never thought it possible.

?????: What?

A-kun: Someone is more unusual when it comes to sex than A-chan.

C-chan: Actually, here's a question: How is Misty dealing with Ash's.... 
'activities'?

TharzZzDunN: Don't you mean Ash's "USUAL MORNING"?!

whenever he was alone.

C-chan: Oh, that makes more sense.  Thanks fanfic.

?????: Only thing we can thank it for so far.

 He wasnt even sure if she even HAd these feelings yet

?????: [Ash] ANd I DOn'T wANt TO sOUnd LikE toRGo ANd SAy SOmeTHinG 
stUPid.

so never made a move.

C-chan: [Misty] I can't believe I tried to teach him Chess.  Eight 
months and he STILL can't decide on an opening move!  JUST MOVE A 
FRIGGIN' PAWN!

She was perfect.

?????: [juts chest] Ha!  Guess you've never seen me.

C-chan: [juts chest as well] Or me!

A-kun: [lets loose a belch, then scratches himself] Or me!  _I'M_ 
perfect. [receives stares] What?!  I'm riffing the 'fic.

 Her breasts were small but well shaped
and her body was coming along nicely.

?????: Sorry guys, but it's gotta be said.  "*COMING* along how?"

 His dick got the best of him

C-chan: Why is a guy's dick the ruler of his life? [looks at A-kun]

A-kun: Why are you staring at me?

C-chan: You're the resident male.  Give us an explanation.

A-kun: [sarcastically] Really?  I'm the resident male?  Gosh, could've 
fooled me.

?????: Explain, Male Scum!

A-kun: Okay, it's simple.  Think of it as an "On-Off" switch.  When it's 
"On", rational thought is "Off".  When it's "Off", rational thought is 
"On".  Get it?

C-chan: I guess.

and he
slowly slid the sleeping bag off of her so he could look at the rest of 

her.

?????: That's right, Ash has never seen a girl's legs.

He was thankful for her chopice of revealing clothing

A-kun: Chop ice?  GAAAH!  ICE PICK!  LORENNA BOBBIT!  AAAAAAAAAH! [A-kun 
leaps out a nearby window.]

C-chan: Wimp.

and he gawked at ther

C-chan: Whoa, wait a minute, there's more than one Misty in her clothes?

?????: Yes, it's a horrible, horrible secret that Misty has kept for 
years.  She's really two  Chanseys.

C-chan: What's Chansey?

	[A-kun re-enters the room.]

A-kun: Think of it as a really large pink Mokona that's female and has a 
kangaroo's pouch for holding eggs.  It's about half as tall as an 
average human.

C-chan: [O_O] And Misty.....*THUD*

A-kun: Now who's the wimp?

long smoothe legs and her tiny feet, clenched.

?????: MMMMmmmm, I could go for a smoothe...

A-kun: So Misty's feet are like claws?

He had a throbbing errection

TharzZzDunN: [leaping into the room] Look, I found my old Erection set!

?????: Don't you mean "Erector"?

TharzZzDunN: [loooooong pause] That explains some things.

	[C-chan wakes up.]

C-chan: Ugh, I feel like I fell onto the floor.... [stares at A-kun]

A-kun: What?  It's you who said chivalry is dead, so who am I to prove 
you wrong?

now and was tempted to go into the bushes and masturbate but he was 

afraid of

C-chan: [getting back into her chair] being killed by that hockey masked 
murderer!

?????: Friday the 13th Part Twenty-Six, Jason takes Pokemon!

waking her.He turned to a different postition to hide his boner.

A-kun: [classic jet-fighter pilot radio voice] Ash Leader to Ash 1, 2, 3 
and 4.  Formation Alpha-Omega.

?????: He took up a different position, not a different formation.

	[Pause.]

A-kun: [classic jet-fighter pilot radio voice] Ash 1 to Ash Leader, 
bogey sighted.  I'm going in.

?????: [groaning] You're hopeless.

A-kun: Would you expect any less for me?

C-chan: From a guy who's written a lemon called, "Yeah, I've screwed 'em 
all"?  No.

A-kun: [turning bright red] I TOLD YOU, A-CHAN WROTE THAT AND SHE PUT MY 
NAME ON IT BY ACCIDENT!

 It was
almost unbearable.

C-chan: Any bear jokes and I'll beat the snot out of both of you.

A-kun: [Yogi Bear] Hey, Booboo, let's get some picnic baskets!

?????: [Booboo] Yogi, the Ranger won't like that.

C-chan: RAAAAAAH!

	[A-kun and ????? race around the room as C-chan chases them.  Finally, 
C-chan gets tired, calms down and they return to the MST.]

 Then suddenly, she woke up. Her head shot up

TharzZzDunN: [leaping in] BANG!

and looked at
him. 

A-kun: [Misty] Ash, did you queef?

?????: [Ash] That's the last time I eat burritos before ogling a girl.

"Ash?" She asked.

C-chan: [Misty] Where are you?!  I can't see!  I'M BLIND!!

A-kun: [Ash] One moment, Misty.  *ZZZZZZIIIIIIIP* Okay, you've got a 
paper bag on your head.

C-chan: [Misty] And _why_, praytell, do I have a paper bag on my head?

A-kun: [Ash] Um, it's for your protection against the Missingno.  Those 
things are dangerous, you know.

"Im here. Brock tok our Pokemon ahead opn the trail. I told him wed 

catch up."

?????: [Misty] Why are you talking like Oscar?

A-kun: [Oscar] Cuse I hvae cna iterfure!

She rubbed her eyes "thanks for letting me sleep"
"No problem" He said.

C-chan: Who's this "He" person?  Did he or she just leap out of the 
bushes?

Misty stood and sat by him.
"So were alone?" She asked.

A-kun: [Ash] What the hell did you just say about my mom?!  RAAAAH!

"Yep": Said Ash.

?????: This may get a tad redundant sooner or later, but is Said Ash 
related to Ash or He in any way?

"Ash...about the bike.."
He looked at her "I know Ill pay you back as soon as I-"

C-chan: Great, now we have ANOTHER character.  Come on, fanfic, stop 
making up people!

?????: Ill.... does that sound European?

His errection turned rock hard again when her slender finger touched 

his lips

to silence him.

A-kun: And what is this 'errection'?  I've heard of an erection, but not 
an 'errection'.

She spoke "Dont worry about it.  But I do.." She slid her hand down his 

pants.

?????: Either this is a fantasy that's playing out in his mind or we 
have LEMON SIGN!

"..want something in return.."
Ash was shaking now, in heaven as her hand carresed his dick.

C-chan: "Caressed".

 He looked at
her puzzled and in love.

A-kun: No, no.  It's "He looked at her, puzzled.  She smiled sweetly, 
grabbed a socket wrench, whacked him over the head and swiped his wallet 
before running off, giggling like a school girl."

 He started to talk but she silenced him as she
pressed her lips on his and slid in her tongue.

A-kun: [Ash] MmmMMmMMmmMMmMMMmmmmmMmMMmmm.

C-chan: [Misty] MmmmMMMMmmmmmMMmmmmmMmMMMmmmmmm.

A-kun: [Ash] MMMMMmmmmm.

He moaned from in his throat as
his mouth was probed my her tongue.

?????: I guess we can assume that the little type-o there shows that the 
author has been having fantasies about being in Misty's place.

C-chan: Guess it's a female too.

?????: Why do you say that?

C-chan: A guy would've had Brock and Ash do it or at least leave the 
possibility.  A girl would've covered all the bases by sending Brock 
ahead with the pokemon, so that Pikachu, Psyduck and all the other 
pokemon couldn't peek.

A-kun: Hey, that means girls are bad writers too.  HA!  THERE IS 
EQUALITY AMONG THE GENDERS!  WOMEN ARE BAD WRITERS TOO!  
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

?????: But, there has yet to be a female Oscar.

A-kun: [glaring at her sharply] You haven't read A-chan's "Inspired" 
works, have you?

C-chan and ?????: ...........................

A-kun: Let's just say that if "What an Odd, Odd World" was MY compost 
heap, A-chan's "Inspired" works are hers.  And remember, she's a devoted 
lemon writer.

	[C-chan and ????? begin shaking violently.]

C-chan: [looking back at the fic] At least she spelled 'tongue' right.

He returned his and she put her slender
arms around him.

A-kun: RUN, ASH, RUN!  ....oh, wait.  "SLENDER" arms.  Whew, here I 
thought it read "Blender" arms.

?????: What would that do?

A-kun: ....................

C-chan: Returned his what?

 He hugged her back and they fell to the ground, kissing and
rubbing eachother.

C-chan: And rolling right into the pit of Ekans and Arboks and dying 
instantly as the snake pokemon bit them to death.  The end.

?????: Feeling dark?

She pulled off his shirt and licked his chest all over.

A-kun: Um, it's supposed to be the other way around.  I don't know about 
other guys, but I hate... [notices the stares of the girls]... 
having.... saliva on my...... chest............. [blushing] Nevermind.

Ash
yelled startled

A-kun: [Ash] BROCK!  Dammit!  Don't sneak up on us!

C-chan: [Ash] It's not what it looks like!

?????: [Ash] Go away, I'm getting some!

and took off her shirt and bra, hands shaking.

A-kun: That's like saying, "Scooby Doo screamed in terror, then 
fearlessly beat the crap out of the villian."

 He floped over

?????: How does one "Flope"?  A-kun?

A-kun: Don't ask me, I'm clueless on this one.

and misty mounted him topless and she paused to look at him.

?????: [Misty] Did you just queef again?

 Ash was in awe,
stariong

A-kun: [Ash] Starioioioioioioioing!

at her perfect breasts now fully realised.

C-chan and ?????: ............ what in the hell....

 Her nipples hardened and
ash took the break in motion to stick his face in her  young chest.

A-kun: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITSKI!

C-chan and ?????: Huh?

Huh?: [walking in] It's from an old episode of Herman's Head.  You stick 
your head into a girl's bust and say that. [leaves]

C-chan and ?????: [looking at the now very nervous A-kun] YOU HENTAI!

A-kun: TEE HEE! [runs around the room as the girls chase him.  Finally, 
they calm down and after hitting A-kun, they return to the MST.]

His tongue
slid accross her little chest and carresed her to ecstasy.

A-kun: It's still "Caressed".  You double the "S"s, not the "R"s..... I 
feel like an English Teacher.

She slid off her
underwear and she wrapped her long legs around ashes torso

?????: Ashes.... must be Ash's little brother.

A-kun: What in the hell is HE doing here?

C-chan: No, I think He left.

A-kun: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

?????: Heh, that's payback for that "Britski" thing.

and rubbed his back
with her feet.

?????: It's a funky way to give someone a back massage...

TharzZzDunN: [running in holding a doll] It's the new Misty doll with 
Kung-Fu grip!  Watch as she massages someone's back using her feet!

Her clenched toes squeezed his bare back and they kissed as she
slid down

?????: [Misty] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  I'M OUTTA CONTROL!!

C-chan: Misty slipped off of Ash's body and went careening into a 
ditch...

A-kun: -where she promptly exploded.  The End.

C-chan: Now look who's being dark.

and let Ash enter her virgin body.  Her pussy was tight and ash,

?????: So her cat is made out of something and ash?

C-chan: I....guess so.

pulled back but misty slid deeper as his dick pushed on her inner 

walls.

A-kun: Excuse me, but I knew about a girl's hymen back in the 4th grade.  
Get it together.

C-chan: [O_O] You did?

A-kun: Yeah, it was part of an early sex education program, back before 
they began debating how young was too young for that sort thing.  I'd 
say nine and ten year-olds are way too young when they giggled just at 
the word "Penis" and "Vagina".

Juices staarted out of her throbbing vagina as her inner muscles faught 

Ashes

member.

C-chan: That was until her inner muscles whipped out a chainsaw and went 
to town.

A-kun: Pokemon the 13th, Misty's inner muscles take Ash!  ...... GYAH!

Ash, though only climaxed a few times before, knew the coming feeling.

?????: Man, no resistance.

A-chan: [walking in] Hey, just because PORN STARS run upwards of thirty 
minutes doesn't mean you can rag on Ash.  Give the kid a break.  
Although that sentence is really messed up. [leaves]

A-kun: How do those guys know what we're reading?

?????: Well, since the three of us were MSTing it, we might want their 
input, so I printed out copies of it for them.

C-chan: Why didn't you read it then?

?????: I wanted to be surprised.

He was gonna burst.

A-kun: Quick, Ash!  You have to keep your penis going at 5 MPMs or 
you'll explo.... ARRRGH!

C-chan: MPMs?

?????: Moans Per Minute.

Misty was near orgasm too and she moaned.  Ashdug his feet
into the ground and pressed into her hard.

?????: [sports announcer] OH!  And Misty goes careening into the wall as 
Ashdug goes for the goal... HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES...... ARRRRGGH!
 

He rammed forward 

A-kun: [imitating a goat] BAAAAAAAH! *THUD*  BAAAAAAAAH! *THUD* 
BAAAAAAAH! *THUD*

C-chan: A-kun, stop head-butting the monitor.

and clenched her
little ass and moaned loud. Mistys legs wrapped around him HARD

C-chan: G.I. Joe action figures aren't as flexible as Misty.

and her toes
dug into his back.

?????: Ow, that's gotta hurt.

C-chan: Yeah, next to the tongue and the heart, the legs have the next 
strongest mucles.

 Ash rubbed her thighs and legs fast as he kissed her face
all over.

A-kun: [Ash] Maybe a genie'll come out and help me get her toes out my 
back!

Misty squealed wioth delight and pulled him to her harder wioth her
legs

C-chan: [Misty] Tee-hee!  I'm having sex with three guys!  And I don't 
know what two of them look like!  [normal] AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!

A-kun: This fic is perverting us!

?????: Or your sister is using telepathy to force these thoughts into 
our heads.

and she groped at him

A-kun: [Ash] Misty!  I feel so _cheap_!  Even though I was ogling you 
first...

while kissing his body madly and her boobs pressed
on his chest.  And almost simaltaneously they exploded into eachother 

in a

flash of fireworks.

A-kun: [Ash] Those aren't fireworks!  RUUUUNNN! [dives for cover]

 The two young kids fell into eaach tohers arms and soon
fell asleep, inside each other.

TharzZzDunN: Yin and Yang was never so much fun!  Oh, those wacky kids, 
they remind me so much of those cheap toys you get from Mercedes.

Their soaked, naked bodys held each other as
they slept. They were exhausted and it was one helluve a campfire!

C-chan: Yeah, to just spontaneously let off a firework display.

END
*more Ash and Misty stories to come*

A-kun:  Hopefully next time you'll at least make 'em fourteen.

C-chan: Why fourteen?

A-kun: Because that's the beginning of the age that's respectable to 
write about.

C-chan: Why?

?????: Back in the Middle Ages, you could be married by fourteen.  And 
you were considered an old hag and unmarriable by the time you were 
nineteen.

C-chan: That's stupid.

A-kun: Of course, the average lifespan back then was about thirty, so we 
had to develop earlier and reproduce faster.

C-chan: Oh, that actually makes sense now that I think about it.

A-kun: Okay, save and this MST'll be out on the FFML by Tuesday, 
February 23rd, 1999.


  Ben McCrillis <aka. A-kun>
  ?????, non-international girl of mystery!
  C-chan, the REAL G.I. Jane.

  Reply at akun15@hotmail.com
  Website at http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/3968/index.html
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