[The camera opens on the hospital where Duke is now sitting up right in his
bed. Earl has jumped out of his chair, while Honey and Dr. Roberts have just
walked in.]

Earl: Dad! You're awake!

Duke: Yes I am and I couldn't feel better!

Dr. Roberts: You should probably lie down again and try to get some rest-

Duke: No way! I am cured of my disease by devine grace!

Honey: Excuse me, sir?

Duke:God has chosen me to go across this land and spread his teachings! That
the only way to enter Heaven is to accept... umm... that guy into your
heart.

Honey: Who sir?

Duke: You know! The savior! The messiah! Gave the sermon on the mount! Died
on the Cross for a sins! [Duke thinks for a second than shoutes] JESUS
CHRIST WHAT'S HIS NAME!

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.