Well, after the successful "Tribute to the Lord DV, the Man in Black" 
for the Star Wars Humor Home Page ("Here comes the Man in Black/Galaxy 
Destroyer/Here comes the Man in Black/Just watch out for his lawyer"), I 
figured I may as well try my hand at anime filksongs.  Well, here I 
go...

A Pretty Fine Iinazuke
A Ranma 1/2 Filksong by Lawrence Chu

To the tune of "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" by the Offspring

All parts are spoken/sang by Ranma-kun unless otherwise mentioned.

Katte ni kimeru na yo.

Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Akane: And all the guys think I'm a pretty fine iinazuke.

[Guitar riffs!]

Akane: Ichi, ni, mi, yo go, roku nana ya.

You know how hard it is to get a load today
Our subject, she ain't cute, but she thinks it anyway
She may not have a clue or she may not have grace
But when I point it out I get a hammer in my face!

Akane: We won't be late if we go to school straight--
Kunou, he think's he's gonna get it on today,
She's got sexless appeal but he still wants a feel
Akane: From him?  No way!  From him?  No way!
She's gonna kick his face, wipe his ass over the place
Then she'll finish off by throwing him into a lake,
The world needs one of these,
Hey!  Hey!  Don't use those pots and pans!

Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Akane: And all the guys think I'm a pretty fine iinazuke.

She tries to make me food and it's not a pretty sight
When the book calls for ice cubes, she gets out some pickled mice
Now cooking with a teapot, 'stead of tea she puts in grass
If my dinner starts to move I'm gonna kick its lily ass!

Akane: Now don't delay, eat away,
You know I really wanna live another day
Is this banana peel?
Akane: No, it's just corn meal
It is?  No way!  It is?  No way!
She overcompensates, serves dead roadkill on plates,
I'll watch it hop and then I'll do a double-take,
The world needs one of these, now
Hey!  Hey!  Just put that table down!

Now she's losing all her patience,
Yeah, she's getting that done
She'll use that foot of hers
To send me flying to the sun
Friends saying she's trying too hard
Yeah, work on that kick,
And in my mind I know
I'm gonna get, get, that macho chick!

Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Kawaiikune tomboy! [Nyaha! Nyaha!]
Akane: Ichi, ni, mi, yo go, roku nana ya.

It will be great!  I'm gonna set it straight!
I don't hit girls but she'll feel it anyway
I'll tell her how I feel, try to keep it real
Uncute?  No way!  Uncute?  No way!
"Well Akane, great!  You wanna go on a date?"
The look on her face will go and really make my day
The world needs one of these,
The world loves one of these, yeah,
I just love one of these, now,
Hey!  Hey!  Akane, sukiyo!

For those who haven't been on the FFML for too long and need 
translations:
"Katte ni kimeru na yo" is "I didn't agree to this!"  It's a line from 
the anime introduction.  Don't ask who said it, I don't remember.
"Iinazuke" is Japanese for "Fiance(e)."
"Kawaiikune" is "Uncute."
"Ichi," "ni," "mi," "yo," "go," "roku," "nana," and "ya" are all numbers 
(one through eight, respectively.)
"Sukiyo" is basically "I like you...in a special way."  I couldn't find 
a way to fit in "Aishiteru," the formal way of saying "I love you."

Anyone who wants the "Man in Black" SW filksong can just e-mail me, or 
check out the Star Wars Humor Home Page at 
http://www.jimfisher.net/humor and look under "Song Parodies."  Lotsa 
great SW filksongs in here, just dig in!

This has been another Product of My Imagination
chu_bear@hotmail.com


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