[The camera opens on Saint Peter who is sitting on his judicial bench
talking into a cellular phone with Duke standing on a layer of puffy white
clouds.]

Saint Peter: You want to see him personally? Very well your holliness.

Duke: What's going on?

Saint Peter: The lord himself wants to speak with you.

Duke: Really?

Saint Peter: Yes, this could mean that he would give you a second chance to
serve him like Saul. [Duke stares blankly not comprehending] He crucified
several Christians than the Lord showed himself before him and he changed
his name to Paul and wrote most of the new testament. A great testament to
the Lord's willingness to forgive. [Saint Peter looks Duke over some more.]
Although I'm sure he just wanted to send you off to Hell himself.

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.