Subject: [FFML] question/idea/rant/teaser/apology
From: ShortYes@aol.com
Date: 2/24/1999, 5:30 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Okay dokey,

question:
	Does anyone know the name for people who fear crowded places?  

idea/rant:
	Okay see I was like huh acting normal and all ^_^ when this idea comes to my
little head.  What happen if Ranma be great martial artist, better than he is
now, much much much better.  You know better than he is present, another word
for now.  Yep, strong.  Powerful.  Me know many words.  Okay see I figure that
if Ranma go into fight bad person, mostly bad man or boy, he no fight woman,
he said so himself.  Yes he did.  Okay see when he fight he very good, like I
said up up before, yes I did.  Okay now like nekoken, yes he still have, okay
what happen if Ranma is little traumatize by Nekoken training.  Now he not
only afraid of cats, but small places and lots of people.  Black dark scary
pit does bad things to gray and red stuff I call brain.  Yes it does.  See so
while he fight against one person he very good.   More people person, no
purple dinosaur, no like Barney, Barney is scary.  No love big fat ugle
smiling creature, no sir ru, he fight worse, very bad.  He no turn into
anything special like Nekoken, he just very scared, that why he no like dark
small rooms and people.  They scary, I know for a fact.  I look around and see
many people who want to do bad thing to me, everyone out to get me, yes they
are.  See if I kill bad person behind all of this, I feel better.  I must kill
Akane, yes I must.  She bad person.  Make nightmare stop.

LOL

So what do you think of the idea?  

Bet everyone is looking at this and thinking I wrote this because I want some
attention.  How did you know me so well ^_^  

I have been talking to Gary Kleppe and well, we kind of no agree.  I be
posting 101 way to kill people in Ranma 1/2 anime series who's name is Akane
and looks like girl with short black hair and has temper and sucks at martial
arts.  She must also be part of Tendou family.  See anyone I am not actually
targeting one person, no  I am not.  I am targeting many many people who fit
criteria.   

Must thank my pre readers.  They do great job of cleaning up my writing in
past.  Should have sent this to them.  They make it look so much better.

okay here is teaser

"Bringing Ranma, " Sound read, tears of joy flowing from the everlasting
subspace pocket they originated from, right next to the mallets, cars,
computers, spaceships, nukes and purple dinosaurs.  (Where do you people think
directors get all the Barneys from?  He gets killed everytime he walks out
into the street.)

*Happy day!* Soun thought.  "Nabiki! Kasumi! Akane!  Come here, I have
something important to say!" he shouted out to his daughters.

Moments later

"A fiancee!!!!!" shouted all three daughters.

"Yes, you see.  I very old friend of mine, I mean a person I have known for
years, not that he is old, he is just as young as me, is bring his son.  His
son's name is Saotome Ranma."

"What is he like?" Nabiki asked.

"Hope he is not too young. Young men bore me." Kasumi stated.

"I hate boys!" Akane shouted.

"I do not know," Soun answered with a nervous laugh.

Walking to the patio door, Soun pass a bookshelf.  Nothing was really
interesting except one titled, '101 way to kill uncute, short hair girls with
temper, bad at martial arts, built like a couple of bricks stacked on top of
each other, is names Akane and part of Tendou family.' (This book has nothing
to do with Akane Tendou since she has long hair.)      

"WHAT!!!!" all three female Tendous shouted out.

Before things could esculate to depcom 5, there was a knocking on the door.

"That must be them now," Nabiki said, running to see the boy one of them were
to marry."

Opening the door, Nabiki got a look at a very handsome boy (Ranma no have
curse ^_^  Me get idea from many many stories out there).

"Uhh, hello my name is Ranma Saotome and that is my father." Ranma introduced
himself and his father.

"I'm Nabiki.  We've been expecting you."

This moment, Kasumi came out to see what was taking Nabiki.

"Erk!" Ranma exclaimed at seeing Kasumi.

"Hey Sis this is Ranma." Nabiki introduced their guests.

*Drat, he is younger than me.*  "Hello."

"Huh, hi there."

"Who is at the door," Akane asked having just arrived.

"Erk," Ranma exclaimed again, this time, his right eye was twitching a bit.

"It's Ranma." Nabiki said.

Hearing that the son of his friend had arrive, Soun rushed outt o meet them.

Seeing Soun, "ERK!" 

This time, Nabiki noticed that something was wrong with Ranma.  "Are you
alright?" she asked.

"Cold, so cold." Ranma whispered, too low for anyone to noticed.  He was also
shivering.

"Ranma my boy!" Soun shouted and hugged Ranma. 	

"Can't breath," Ranma said, his twitching stopped for the time being.

Relasing him, "Come into Ranma.  Genma!"

Pushing Ranma into the house, Ranma started to sweat.  *Dark place, many
people, small confined place.* his mind shouted at him.  Before anyone knew
what happened, Ranma fainted.  The last thing he saw was the book, 101 ways to
...."

"well he is not so boring," Kasumi stated.

"Boys I hate boys."

Apology:
	I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS, but I had to get it out of my system.

end of rant and idea and many bad things.

Please be kind this is my first fic
**FIRST FIC WARNING**  

opps wrong warning.  

**Crazy person warning**


Long

P.S. Had a bad day.  Medication is starting to work though.