On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 metroanime@mindspring.com wrote:

there have been a number of queries as to what's
planned...and if i plan to keep the insanity level
up. i'll let y'all decide.

okay...

 Again the girl who had once been the
second incarnation of a girl named Rei Ayanami
vanished into a future timeline for a handful of
seconds. This time, however, something different
happened.

 Ranma blinked. "Who's that?"

 "Her name is Major Misato Katsuragi,
and I think she's been shot." Rei blinked as she
considered what all this might mean.

Ah, fro the movie then...

-------around chapter 4 also--------------
 Shampoo looked over the head on
the shelf and pondered it. "Ranma, why you have
good head on your workbench?"

"Because I already had good head everywhere else, Shampoo.  You should 
remember at least some of that...."
 > 

 Ryouga blinked at this. "Pika?"

 "Yes, widdle Charlotte's gonna
come home with Azu-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa!"
Azusa Shiratori stuttered as hundreds of
volts abruptly made the trip from the little
yellow P-chan to the ground via Azusa's 
body.

yay!

 Makoto pumped one arm. "I can handle
this challenge! Just watch me! Makes a great break
from all the monsters we've been having to fight!"

And she *can* skate.

 "A-A-A-Akane? Maybe you and me, I
mean, we could..." Ryouga stopped twiddling his
fingers long enough to look hopefully up.

But unless this has changed, he can't.

 Akira grunted softly and sipped his
coffee. At least no one was trying to partner up
to him. All this touchy-feely stuff. Mind you, if 
that Mikado went after Minako just ONCE!

Are you going to be using his blond friend who has two little secrets of 
his own?

 A five year old Usagi clenched a
fist at the Dark Queen. "I cannot forgive you
using candies to lure us in like in that. I *hic*
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh! I got younger again!"

 An old man turned to the Dark 
Queen with a smirk. "Are you...satisfied?"

 "The mighty Sailor Senshi,
reduced to helpless infants." Queen Beryl
would have been more satisfied if she could
slay them while they were thus helpless, but
turning the transformed Senshi loose was one
of the odd mage's stipulations. "Bwahahahahaha!"

 "Well," the Spells R Us proprietor
said, shrugging. "What do you expect from 
Girl Scout Cookies?"

	Actually, the worst *those* would do is turn the Senshi into 
their DIC counterparts (though the confusion would be amusing.)  For the 
effect here, Baby Ruth bars might be more in line.  Now they *would* be 
effective against the male cast (Akira suddenly developing an 
overwhelming urge to do good deeds, along with his gender problem, and 
suddenly Ryouga can actually navigate...)
	You might want to take a quick trip through your local candy 
store to note names...though sadly the Chicken Dinner bar is no longer 
produced.

 > >  Beryl fingered the box of Animal

Crackers and thought of all the lovely ways
she could use them.

Remind me to talk about the giant robot series with the villain who 
de-anthropomorphizes people...

SKJAM!