On Tue, 16 Feb 1999, Tybalt wrote:

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FFML isn't for posting binaries, particularly ones that apparently have
nothing to do with fanfiction.
Mr. Vilsmeier is going to be leaving us for a short while.

Happy99 is a trojan horse program which, when run, alters your system so
that attempts to send email or post news are followed by further posts of the
trojan horse.  It is unreasonable, IMHO, to kick people off lists for being
the victim of a trojan horse program.

Of course, I don't control the list.  You could kick people off for painting
their toenails green, if you wanted.