[The camera opens on Ricky as he is standing on a soap box in front of the
hospital talking to a gang of reporters.]

Reporter 1: How is he doing?

Reporter 2: We'll give you five thousand dollars for an interview!

Ricky: How can you say that?! That man's life is hanging by a thin thread!

Reporter 2: Oh, I'm sorry. Ten thousand dollars for an interview!

Ricky: That's more like it!

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.