[The camera opens on Ricky while he is carting Duke around the set of the
movie.]

Ricky: Duke, today I want you to go into convulsions or whatever sick people
do when they're dying.

Duke: Why the Hell would I do that?

Ricky: Why the Hell wouldn't you?! Look at all of those reporters over
there! I called them onto the set just for your last throes into a painful
death!

Duke: Well- [Falls over onto the floor screaming] Arrrrrgggggh! My head! My
head!

Ricky: That's great! Fabuous! [Shouts at the reporters] Hey what are you
doing?! A man's dying!

[The reporters rush over and surround Duke while taking pictures of him and
asking questions.]

Reporter 1: Sorry, we're a little bit rusty.

Ricky: I'll say.

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.