[The camera opens on Duke who is sitting in his chair in his movie trailer
and Earl who is standing next to him.]

Earl: Dad, why are you paying that agent 40,000 dollars to make you look
good?

Duke: Well, son I wanted people to know the real me. I wanted to leave
behind a legacy to be proud of and I'm just getting this guy to help me.

Earl: But Dad as far as I can tell everything you've ever done has been
rotten or corrupt. Now you're going to just buy your way into  a good place
in history. There's only one thing I can say about this whole thing.

Duke: What?

Earl: Why didn't I think of this first?!

Duke: That's my boy!

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.